Zhang Chao is just honest but not stupid, otherwise his grades would not be among the best.
Furthermore, if he was stupid, how could he always find tricky angles to argue with others.
After listening to the words of the fake grandma Mai, I immediately knew that the other party regarded me as his ancestor.
So he borrowed the donkey from the slope and started pulling the tiger skin and pulling the banner:
First, unbutton all the buttons on the top and let it flutter in the wind like a cape.
The tangled hair and the heavy runny nose all showed that this person was extraordinary.
"Now that you have discovered it, I will no longer hide it!"
"Oh, it's been nearly a thousand years. I don't want anyone to know me..."
After saying this, he pretended to have experienced the vicissitudes of life and looked into the distance, his face full of invincible loneliness.
The fake grandma Mai was indeed frightened by Zhang Chao, and was so frightened that she backed away.
Not only "Grandma Mai", but also all the little ghosts were panicked, and the timid ones even turned around and ran away.
Again, the name of the ancestor of corpse exorcism is as loud as thunder in the hearts of most practitioners.
That's called a great master!
It's a pity that Zhang Shizu was unlucky, and after encountering disaster, he played high-end games:
In addition to the ancient kings, there are two large sarcophagi, or the creation gods of Japan, so that they feel a bit weak.
...
Just when Zhang Chao thought his plan was successful, the kid who had just escaped suddenly screamed and exploded into a ball of black mist.
Then a voice full of resentment came from the "City God's Temple".
"A bunch of trash, they were really scared by a kid!"
"He is Zhang Chao, not Zhang Shizu! How could the information you gave me be wrong!!"
Not the ancestor of corpse exorcism?
Although the fake grandma Mai was skeptical when she heard the words, she was finally calmer.
After a moment's hesitation, he tried to pick up the "Immortal Binding Rope" and rolled it towards Zhang Chao.
It is said to be a fairy rope, but it is actually a magic weapon weaved from the hair on its own tail.
To compare it with the genuine Immortal Binding Rope is simply an insult.
Seeing that his plan was discovered, Zhang Chao couldn't help but panic.
However, he still managed to calm down and continued to bully people with the idea of treating a dead horse as a living horse doctor.
"Humph, since you are so stubborn, don't blame me for being rude!"
After speaking, he closed his eyes tightly and began to recite the corpse curse, which was also the mantra he recited when he was forced to open business for the first time.
"Open the heavens, make people live forever, have three souls and seven souls, and return to their senses to become infants."
"Three souls are on the left, and seven souls are on the right. Listen quietly to God's orders, but you can't detect anything."
"No one sees you when you are walking, no one knows you when you are sitting, and you are as urgent as a law or order, get up!"
The moment the spell was completed, a dark wind began to rise...but it was just a dark wind.
Not to mention zombies, not even a mouse corpse was summoned.
It's right to think about it. How could there be so many corpses underground in today's peaceful and prosperous times, not to mention that this place is near the village.
Just when Zhang Chao was extremely embarrassed and Chen Fu and Zhao Fei were about to continue fighting, there was a sudden movement in the coffin carried out by the kid - a harsh scratching sound of "crunching".
Zhao Fei was stunned when he saw this: "Aren't the little devils carrying an empty coffin? Aren't they preparing to contain us?"
The fake grandma Mai was shocked: "It's something bad!"
Yan Bi quickly jumped up and sat on the coffin again, suppressing it with all his strength.
And it just wasn't enough for him, so he shouted at the little devils around him.
"Don't be stunned, hurry up and help the old god me press the coffin board!"
"If the things inside come out, we all have to finish playing!!"
As the saying goes: the more afraid the enemy is, the more we have to do it.
Upon seeing this, Zhao Fei roared and rushed towards the coffin. With his strength, he struggled to lift the coffin board.
He was still shouting loudly: "Chao'er, hurry up and help! Let your relatives come out!"
Upon hearing this, Zhang Chao no longer cared about pretending to be an ancestry, so he agreed and ran over.
The two boys competed with the ghosts together.
At the same time, Chen Fu was not idle: he picked up the wrench and threw it at the fake Mai's grandma.
Chen Fu, who has been fighting for half his life, certainly understands better than anyone the principle of catching the thief first.
"Come down, come down!"
"If you don't come down, I'll break both of your remaining donkey hooves!!"
