At this critical moment, a mean voice sounded in Chen's ear.
"Young general, young general, as long as you agree to help me steal the ancient scroll from the great scholar's hand, how about I teach you how to use the ink city between your eyebrows?"
Chen Daji was suddenly startled when he heard this, and even Zhang Jiao, Xun Yi and Panhu didn't pay attention to the fight.
“Damn it, you’re driving with an immoral person?!”
The driver was the one who always hurt Akuma's heart, and he was also the guy he wanted to take revenge on day and night.
Hearing this, he immediately became energetic: "Major General, what did you just say? Driving?!"
"Where are you, old boy? If nothing else, I must get my underwear back!"
Chen Daji was too lazy to pay attention to the powerful ghost Xin Lianshan and kicked him hard on his big butt.
"It's none of your business, hurry up and help Uncle Sun fight!"
Akuma had no choice but to go to business, but he turned back three times in an attempt to find traces of the immoral driver.
Without the interruption from outsiders, Chen Daji spoke with a smirk on his face.
"Where are you, the unscrupulous driver? Come out quickly, Mr. Ji, I promise I won't beat you to death!"
Emperor Mo is so smart, how could he be fooled by Chen? He just laughed harder when he heard this.
"Major General, don't make trouble, you are serious!"
"Do you think what the old man just said is okay?"
Although Chen Daji was immoral and uneducated, he respected learned people the most in his life, so he would never steal from the great Confucian Xun Yi.
Hearing this, his head was pounding like a rattle.
"Don't do it, don't do it! We can't cheat Uncle Xun."
"Besides, even if you were willing to teach me, I wouldn't be able to learn it! You're fooling me!"
Seeing that Chen was not fooled, Emperor Mo in the dark turned his eyes and had a new idea.
"Young General, if you don't want to help me steal Da Ru's ancient scrolls, you can just steal Old Man Sun's compass to me!"
"And I guarantee that you will learn what I teach you!"
“No need to memorize formulas or meditate to practice, it’s as easy as using a little basket on your belly!”
"Damn it, is there such a good thing?!" Chen was about to take action upon hearing this.
"You're an immoral driver, you won't fool me again, will you!?"
"Don't cheat, definitely don't cheat!"
Seeing that Chen Daji was about to be fooled, Emperor Mo hurriedly swore in secret.
"If I deceive the young general, I will never get a wife. Even if I get a wife and have a son, I won't be able to marry him!"
If someone else had sworn it, Chen might not believe it, but if it was such a vicious oath that he would not be able to marry a wife, he would immediately believe it.
"Okay... okay!"
"Master Ji, I will trust you again, but if you dare to lie to me again, we will have to piss on your face next time!"
"After I pee, let Master Ba continue to pee! He is big and his pee is so abundant and yellow that he can drown you!"
In the dark, Emperor Mo thought about the scene of a giant insect peeing on his face and felt disgusted. He shook his head desperately to expel this unsightly scene.
"Don't worry, Major General. The old man won't lie to you if he says I won't lie to you... How about I tell you how to use Mo City first."
"You can try and steal Lao Suntou's compass for me if you can!"
After Chen Daji heard this, he made up his mind completely: According to this condition, he will not suffer any loss.
After you learn how to do it, you can break your promise and let Uncle Zhang and the others catch the stinky driver and beat him up!
At least... at least help Big Head Xin get his pants back...
Chen couldn't help laughing out loud at the thought.
"Okay, it's settled! Now you can teach us how to use the town!"
"Say it beforehand: If it doesn't work, it doesn't matter!"
