Wicked Cocoon covered his crotch with one hand and wiped his big, blackened head with the other. When he raised his head, he saw Chen Fu, whose whole body was covered with detonators.
"It turns out that 'The Best Dad in the World' was setting off firecrackers for fun, so that's okay."
"Oh, by the way, 'The Best Dad in the World', can you give me a pair of flowery underpants? We can't be naked all the time..."
Chen Fu shouted quickly when he saw the stupid-looking cocoon.
"Little Cocoon, don't come over here, hurry up and run with Auntie on your back!"
"There's a bad guy coming to our house!"
Wicked Cocoon, like Chen, is sometimes not very smart, or his body reacts faster than his brain.
Hearing this, he was startled for a moment, then he picked up the deaf mother-in-law and ran away without saying a word.
But he came back after just two steps: "So what...First dad, let me ask you something, is it the bad guy who should run away when he encounters me? What do you think..."
After all, Chen Fu had never practiced cultivation before, so he was stunned when he was asked.
He looked at Wude Yu's body with arms that could run a horse, and then at Wuluo, who was skinny, and nodded subconsciously.
"It should...it should be..."
The wicked cocoon giggled when he heard this, and before the deaf mother-in-law could say anything, she gently placed her on the stool in the yard.
"You old man, please rest for a while. We'll beat the bad guys to tears before we carry you for a walk."
Yan Bi swung his arms, causing the whistling wind to sound.
"Hey, little old man, you'd better go by yourself."
"If I do it, I'll tear you apart accidentally!"
Wu Luo was also stunned when he saw the wicked cocoon, and then said with emotion.
"Kuafu tribesmen!"
"I didn't expect that the same ancient bloodline still exists today... How is your ancestor?"
Hearing people ask about his ancestors, Wicked Cocoon immediately stopped punching.
"Old man, do you know my ancestor? He has disappeared long ago and I have never seen him."
Wu Luo secretly breathed a sigh of relief when he heard that Kuafu had disappeared.
After all, no one except the Supreme Emperor dared to despise the existence that pushed the moon straight over.
"Hehehe, for Kuafu's sake, I won't argue with you today and leave quickly."
"The things here are not something that a little barbarian like you can get involved in."
Facts have proved that Wicked Cocoon is much smarter than Chen Daji.
After hearing this, he immediately realized that the old man in front of him was really a bad guy, or at least an enemy of the small courtyard.
He immediately grinned, stretched out his fingers as thick as a mallet, and moved directly towards Wu Luo's head.
"I asked you, old man, how can you be so bad at such an old age?"
"I'll blow your mind!"
Wicked Cocoon is kind, so he doesn't want to kill the "old man" in front of him, he just wants him to recognize the gap between the two sides and retreat.
That's why I chose the gentlest way to blow the opponent's brain to pieces.
And he only used half of his strength.
He didn't want to explode the old man's big head with a bang...
Wu Luo did not dodge when he saw this, but still "smiled".
The wicked cocoon-like fingers flicked on the opponent's forehead, making a crisp sound.
Then two screams sounded at the same time.
Wu Luo took a few steps back, feeling dizzy: "Boy, you are so strong!"
Wicked Cocoon covered his red and swollen fingers with disbelief on his face.
"Oh, let me go, Tietou Gong?!"
The reason why this simple primitive man is "familiar" with various martial arts is entirely due to Mr. Chen.
This guy usually likes to read all kinds of martial arts novels, and after reading them, he will tell them to Wude Cocoon.
But when I told it, I naturally replaced the protagonist in it with myself, which made the wicked cocoon stunned.
He deserves to be praised as the number one warrior, he is so domineering...
Upon hearing the words "Tietou Kung", Wu Luo shook his head helplessly.
"Alas, it seems that the ancient inheritance has really been broken. Even you Kuafu clansmen can't recognize this witch's 'Armor Control Technique'..."
All the above was said too late, and then the deaf mother-in-law finally had the opportunity to remind her.
"Xiao Yu, hurry up and leave. He is at least the Jiuding Heavenly Witch. You can't beat him!"
As an ancient tribe, the meaning of the four words "Jiuding Tianwu" can still be understood.
Hearing this, he was stunned for a moment, and then under Wu Luo's stunned eyes, he uprooted the pine tree and carried it on his shoulders, then turned around and ran away with the deaf mother-in-law on his back.
The speed was unprecedented.
Even with Wu Luo's strength, it would be very difficult to pursue him.
After all, all witches are not good at speed...except for a few of course.
The deaf mother-in-law was not pedantic. She knew that someone would always be sacrificed in what happened today, so she just lay on her back and cried silently.
"Xiao Yu, you should have saved Chen Fu, Ai Guo and their two children just now. Don't worry about me..."
Wicked Cocoon answered while running wildly.
"Grandma, don't worry. Once I send you and Grandpa Shu to our tribe, I will come back to save First Dad and the others."
"Bring your tribe back together and fight the Heavenly Witch to the death!"