Grandma Mai picked up the eager kid and pushed him and the cursing little fascist to her side.
"Don't worry, you two little ones, you'll have to wait a while!"
"Grandma told you two: Hit a snake within seven inches, and kill someone with a heartache. Learn from it!"
Speaking of "hitting the snake seven inches", Grandma Mai immediately thought of Chen Daji and Chang Baye, and couldn't help but burst into laughter.
"In the future, you two should learn more from the little brat, and don't imitate your Jiu Nan brother. He is too honest and easily suffers losses."
The kid looked curious and asked.
"Grandma, my father once said: Brother Jiu Nan is a role model for our family, but... there are too many things that cannot be let go."
"Why can't we learn from Brother Huang?!"
Grandma Mai said in a low voice while closely watching Jin Manduo's situation.
"Yes, Xiaojiu just has too much that he can't let go of, so he can't let go of many things!"
"Let me tell you something that Chen Fu said: When Daji was in primary school, he was always beaten on the ground by a fat kid from the same village. He couldn't beat him no matter what."
"What a wicked little brat! How could you not think of a way to fight back if you are so anxious after being bullied!"
"I don't know how I figured it out, but I came up with a bad idea: just wait for the fat kid to go to the latrine. As soon as he takes off his pants and urinates halfway, or pulls them halfway, he will go up and kick him."
"In the end, I was so stunned that I finally convinced the fat kid. He was so scared that he never dared to go to the latrine anymore: he would unzip his pants every day when he came home from school, hahaha!"
The brat is just a child after all. He just heard it was funny and didn't understand the deeper meaning.
After hearing this, he thought about it for a moment and asked innocently.
"Grandma, do you mean that when the bad guy from the Tribulation comes out, we can go over and kick him?!"
"But...but what if he can't go out and overcome the tribulation?!"
Even the little kid can’t understand it, and the little fascist certainly can’t understand it either.
Still minding his own business, he held a small pistol and secretly aimed at Jin Manqiao who was under the thunder.
The pronunciation of "piU, piU, piU" in the mouth.
Looking at the two silly boys in front of her, Grandma Mai couldn't help but feel a deep sense of powerlessness.
But when educating children, you have to be patient.
"Grandma means to deal with the enemy, you have to hit him hard when he is least paying attention."
"What did the little bastard say... Oh, that's right, attack him in the back by surprise!"
"In this life, who can guarantee that you will always be number one?! There will always be someone better than you, so you have to use your brain in many things and not be reckless."
Facts have proved that the old man’s sincere teachings are just playing the piano to a cow:
The kid is still worried that Jin Man Dou won't squat down to poop when he goes through the tribulation;
The little fascist still keeps saying "piU, piU, piU"...
Grandma Mai was completely helpless, but then she thought that it was a good thing for children to be innocent and kind.
We can't all be as wicked as little brats.
Children are always the best at home...
However, the old man ignored one word - teaching by words and deeds.
On the other side, Jin Manduo, who has practiced the Taoist forbidden art "Nine Lives Return to One", is indeed extraordinary in strength.
The first three thunder tribulations of "Knocking on the Heaven's Gate", "Climbing the Ladder to Heaven", and "Asking the Immortal Path" have all been passed. Although he looked a little embarrassed, he was not seriously injured.
Having cut off all emotions, he was even more relaxed when facing the fourth thunder tribulation, "Severing the Mortal Heart."
Everyone is the same. If everything goes too smoothly, you will inevitably relax your vigilance and even become arrogant.
Seeing that he had easily passed through the first four thunder tribulations, when faced with the fifth one, he actually started to look up to the sky and laugh wildly.
"Hahaha, my nine lives have been restored to one, so what if there is a catastrophe!"
"This immortal, I am determined!!"
When Grandma Mai saw this, she knew that this was the opportunity to vent her anger on Hua Jiunan.
With a thought, he released hundreds of evil ghosts from his ghost kingdom.
Without waiting for them to move, they immediately formed a ball with their hands.
"Yuan'er, among the three of us, you are the best."
"Are you sure you can quietly drop these beasts at Jin Manduo's feet without letting him notice?"
The kid nodded repeatedly when he heard this.
"Grandma, don't worry, I can do it!"
"When I was little, I always played hide-and-seek with my brothers, so I'm the best at hiding."
The little fascist obviously didn't have enough IQ. Seeing that Grandma Mai was about to throw the "evil ball" over, he thought it was time for a sneak attack.
I immediately raised my chest and raised my head to look like I was good at fighting, and even kept posing like a bodybuilding contest to show off my baby fat.
Then he grabbed the kid tightly and asked him to throw him over.
When Grandma Mai saw this, she hugged the little fascist to her side and laughed and cursed.
"You bastard, stop making noise!"
"What could you do in the past?! If the ginseng was struck by lightning, it wouldn't be able to be made into anything, it could only be used as a roasted sweet potato!!"
