A fool has the advantage of being a fool.
Don’t you see that when Chen was facing everyone in the underworld who was “eager to confess”, he thought it was because they were reluctant to part with him.
For this reason, the little dirty hands waved even harder.
There are quite a few corrupt people who go to the countryside to inspect with a big belly, and are so shameless when faced with all kinds of compliments.
The more diligently the little dirty hands waved, the more fiercely the shady handsome men scolded them.
Until my little hands got tired of waving and Yin Shuai got tired of scolding me, nothing happened.
This is embarrassing.
The level of embarrassment is equivalent to a college entrance banquet, school is about to start, and all relatives, friends, and folks are here to see you off, but the admission notice from the university has not arrived...
Chen Mouji scratched his still smoking big head and asked.
"Boss, when will the higher-ups pick us up?"
"My arms are sore from shaking..."
Hua Jiunan was also speechless, even though he only wanted to be cleansed by "receiving the immortal light" and did not want to leave this world.
"Ahem, hold on to your plan for a little longer. You can't give up on anything halfway, right..."
"Okay, okay. Boss, I'll listen to you."
After two more cigarettes passed.
Mr. Chen had cramps in both arms;
The voices of all the handsome men were hoarse with curses;
But the night sky was still gloomy.
Not to mention catching the fairy light, the moonlight is gone...
"Boss, boss, when will the superiors come to pick us up? I really can't hold on anymore..."
Hua Jiunan: "..."
Seeing Hua Jiu's embarrassment, the loyal Chang Baye hurriedly came out to rescue him.
First, he rolled up the small diploma and placed it gently on his back, and then swiped his tail fiercely.
"Little brat, why are you in such a hurry? Are you rushing to find the toilet to poop?!"
"Just wait and see!"
After reprimanding Chen Daji, Da Changchong, who was also unsure of his feelings, softly asked Hua Jiu Di.
"S-Sir, do you think it's possible that because the signal is not good, the higher-ups...the higher-ups don't know that you have become an immortal?"
Hua Jiunan: "..."
Chengxian is not a big brother, why does he still have a bad signal?
Just when everyone was in complicated moods, Lord Su Wu and Su Hou were the first to react.
"My colleagues, whether the prince and the young general have become immortals or not, we will know after looking at the book of life and death!"
Only then did all the handsome men suddenly realize.
While complimenting Mr. Su for his wisdom in unison, they eagerly came over to flip through the book of life and death.
What disappoints them is:
On the household registration page of Jiudaogou Village and under the deaf mother-in-law's family directory, Chen Daji's name is still clearly listed and has not disappeared out of thin air.
It's just that longevity has changed from the original one hundred and eighty years in the top grid to one hundred and eighty years in brackets. The content in the brackets is: add seventy years.
Two hundred and five...
But what everyone in the underworld wants is seventy more years? !
Compared with eternal purity, these "ten or eight years" are nothing!
Yang Shou is still there, which means that the disaster to ascend the immortal has failed.
Because after you truly ascend, your name will disappear from the book of life and death.
It means "jumping out of the three realms and not in the five elements."
Every "immortal" who attains the Tao through formal cultivation will enjoy an immortal life span of three thousand years, which is a great reincarnation.
Then either find a way to survive the catastrophe of wind, fire and thunder, or take the legendary treasures of heaven, materials and earth to extend your immortal life.
The most famous ones are flat peach and ginseng fruit.
...
When all the officials from the underworld saw this, their expressions were instantly uglier than their dead wives.
They dispersed with mournful faces and disappeared directly back to the underworld.
Under the dual stimulation of great joy and great sorrow, he even forgot to say hello to Hua Jiunan.
Hua Jiunan was so smart that he immediately understood everything when he saw this.
Although I feel a little disappointed in my heart - mainly because my strength has not been improved, I am not disappointed either.
If I lose my life, I will be lucky if I gain it.
After all, it was a calamity that came for nothing, and he managed to survive it only because of the interference of everyone.
However, Chen Daji, who was belatedly aware of the situation, did not realize what happened.
Seeing that everyone who saw him off ran away, he asked stupidly.
"What happened to the boss?"
"We haven't flown yet, why did Brother Niu Ma and Brother Hei leave?!"
Chang Baye, who also understood everything, secretly breathed a sigh of relief:
After all, there is no need to choose, no need to separate loved ones.
A person's journey to immortality, the joy of life with loved ones...
Once there is true love in the world, why bother to be a lonely fairy! !
