Based on the mutual wishes of both parties, under the auspices of Hua Jiu Nan, a blood-shedding...self-mutilation recognition ceremony began.
"You little bastard, turn around and don't look!"
“You can’t tell if you look at it!”
Chang Baye said while rolling up Chen Daji's hammer.
"What... Brother Turtle, do you really want us to hit you?!"
The dragon turtle nodded repeatedly and answered in a sweet voice.
"Eighth uncle, please smash it. Only in this way can mother recognize me!"
Seeing how well-behaved the dragon turtle was, Mr. Chang Ba was even more convinced that it was not the offspring of a little shriveled calf.
Dragons beget dragons, phoenixes beget phoenixes, and mice’s sons can make holes.
If he were the son of a deflated calf, he wouldn't be so sweet and cute!
How wicked is that guy...
"Brother Turtle, then Xiaoba, I'm going to give you a light smack on your toes."
"You can bear with it!"
As the kind-hearted big insect said this, he took out the golden sore medicine he saved frugally, and was ready to "rescue" the cute "little turtle" in front of him at any time.
The sledgehammer was raised high, and fell with neither light nor heavy force, hitting one of Dragon Turtle's toes.
Dragon Turtle endured the pain and remained silent.
But something magical happened:
I saw Chen Daji groaning, clutching his chest, and falling straight to the bottom of the sea.
It looked like a patient who had a heart attack while swimming.
Gurgling, gurgling, a series of bubbles came up.
this......
Although he was surprised, Hua Jiunan still pulled his friend up.
"Daji, what's wrong with you!"
At this time, Chen's face looked pale, as if he had just recovered from a serious illness.
After spitting out a few mouthfuls of sea water and a lively little fish, he gasped and said.
"Boss, boss, someone just attacked us!"
"Punch me hard on my chest, it hurts..."
At this point, Chen Daji finally reacted.
"No, he, he is really our turtle son?!"
The giant dragon turtle actually seemed a little shy after hearing what Chen Daji said.
"Mom, I am...I am female...I am your daughter."
Someone Chen: "..."
"Fuck!"
Not to mention Chen Daji's disbelief in such a result, even Hua Jiunan was even more suspicious.
Because regardless of gender, experience, metaphysics, genetics, etc., what is happening is obviously unscientific...
After a comprehensive inspection to confirm that Chen Daji had not suffered some kind of curse, Hua Jiunan asked Chang Baye to test it a few more times.
But the result is still the same:
No matter what harm the dragon turtle suffered, Chen Daji would be heartbroken to death.
This pain has nothing to do with distance.
No matter how far apart the two are...
In the end, Chen was worried that he would be hurt to death if he continued the experiment, so he reluctantly accepted his turtle son... turtle girl... real turtle girl...
"Ahem, what about that? Let's talk about big turtle girl, I am your mother, then do you know who your father is..."
As soon as Chen Daji said this, the situation became even more embarrassing.
Chen also seemed to have been greatly insulted and quickly changed the subject.
"It doesn't matter who your dad is, just forget about him!"
"Mom... we will take good care of you..."
Things have developed to this point, and Chen Daji doesn't dare to abandon his turtle girl even if he wants to.
Without it, if the dragon turtle is injured, he will be the unlucky one!
The feeling of distress is so uncomfortable that life is worse than death!
In order to prevent himself from unreasonable disaster, Chen, who was already stupid and generous, became even more generous.
"Turtle girl, come here, Mom will give you something good...forget it, let me ask you a favor, can you please don't call me Mom in the future? It's embarrassing."
"You can call me Boss or Big Plan, but if that doesn't work, you can call me Little Bastard!"
Facts have proved that Dragon Turtle is much more filial than Chen.
Hearing this, he nodded obediently: "I understand, mother!"
Chen Daji: "..."
"If you count the ball, your mother will be your mother!"
"Others want to give birth to such a big turtle girl, but they don't have such a big butt!"
Chen Daji, who was completely desperate, simply let himself go.
Take out the bright armor and put it on the dragon turtle.
The divine armor has spirit and will naturally change its form according to the appearance of its owner.
After covering the whole body of the dragon turtle, sharp thorns sprouted from the joints, back and other places.
A brand new giant steel turtle was born.
For some reason, after accepting his new identity, Chen Daji felt maternal love overflowing in his heart.
Without hesitation, he handed over his hammer again.
"Turtle girl, if anyone bullies you in the future, use this to kill them!"
"No need to give us face!"
There is no child in the world who doesn’t want to be pampered by his parents.
Dragon Turtle heard this and said sweetly: "I know, mother!"
