"Oh shit, are you going to bite me?!"
"Let go! If you don't let go, I'll kill you with my stinky farts!"
As we all know, once bitten by a turtle, you should not struggle hard.
The harder you push, the tighter it bites, and it won't let go even if you cut off the head.
Chen Daji may not understand this truth, but it is difficult for Hua Jiu to understand.
Just when he was thinking about how to "seize food from the turtle's mouth", he saw Chen Daji pull his arm out easily.
The most amazing thing is that there was no injury at all, only a light red bleeding spot.
"Damn it, you big bastard, you were trying to scare us, but you didn't actually bite me?!"
"I just pricked some skin and licked a drop of blood..."
When Chen was wondering, a milky voice resounded in everyone's ears: "Mom..."
Everyone was stunned and looked around to find the source of the sound.
Only Chen Daji trembled and pointed at the hill-like dragon turtle in disbelief.
"Big, big bastard, are you talking?!"
Dragon Turtle's eyes were filled with grievances, and he slowly came closer like a baby.
Rubbing Chen Daji's head little by little with his huge head: "Mom..."
Chen Daji was stunned and confused for a long time before he kicked off his bowed legs and swam away quickly.
"I'll make a big dent!"
"I'm warning you, you bastard, don't come here! I'm not your mother! I'm a male!"
"Our bastard shell is something we put on later, not something we were born with..."
By the end of the speech, Chen was already crying.
Even though he is so shameless, he can't bear to be called mother, especially when the other person is a big bastard...a super big bastard...
Seeing that he had been "abandoned", Dragon Turtle burst into tears even more.
Looking pitifully at Mr. Chen who was kicking his legs desperately, his face was full of grievances.
"No, no!"
"You little brat, have you really done anything wrong in the sea?!"
Mr. Changba is kind-hearted and can't stand being wronged by others, so he can't help but question them.
Chen Daji suddenly became furious.
"Baye, Baye, are you stupid? We are male! Male!!"
"How can a male be someone else's mother?! Do you commit sin?! If you want to be a mother, you must be able to be created..."
Mr. Chang Ba just had a temperament, but now that he thinks about it, it’s really impossible!
With such a majestic appearance as the little deflated calf, who could have created him even if he were a mother?
It looks disgusting...
To say that he is calm in the face of trouble, it has to be Hua Jiu Di.
After all, all impossible things will become possible once they happen to your good brother.
"Ahem, Dragon Turtle, don't cry yet. Let me ask you, why did you call Daji Mom?"
"As far as I know, he has always been a man and has not changed..."
Through the fight just now, Long Gui already knew deeply how powerful Hua Jiu Di was.
Hearing this, he didn't dare to be slow and answered quickly.
"Reporting back to the leader, Little Beast and Little Beast don't know either."
"It's just that my mother was close to me just now, and the feeling of blood connection is even stronger."
"After sucking a drop of mother's blood, the little beast not only greatly improved his moral ability, but also lost his crossbones... He must be my mother!"
Is it so magical? !
Barely suppressing the gossip in his heart, Hua Jiu could not force himself to be serious.
"Dragon Turtle, let me ask you again, apart from the feeling of blood connection, what evidence do you have to prove that the big plan is you...it's your mother..."
Dragon Turtle thought about it for a moment before speaking hurriedly.
"'Hitting your body hurts your mother's heart.' If I get hurt, my mother will feel distressed!"
When Chen Daji heard this, he immediately seemed to have grasped a life-saving straw, shaking his big head like a rattle.
"Impossible, absolutely impossible!"
"If you are hurt and it hurts, I will be the one!"
After speaking, he made a bastard gesture with his hand.
There is no way, this guy is really scared now!
Things were fine before I left, but after I returned, I had a baby... The baby was still a bastard, and he still called me mom.
How do you want him to explain to Chen Fu? !
...Actually, in Chen's heart, Chen Fu can just forget about it and love him as he pleases.
Anyway, I haven't been angry with him for a year or two.
But how do you ask Chen Daji to explain to Li Yun? !
He said with a shy face: "Hey Yun, let me introduce to you, this is our bastard..."
Do you think Li Yun will slap him with a loud mouth?
People don't like this guy very much... Now that he has given birth to a child out of wedlock, Chen Daji will be even more unable to "get married"...
