Chapter 1138 Fools have more joy

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After the mountain-like head-down master got up, he walked to the table with a swaying step.

He opened a can of sticky oil and drank it.

After drinking a full two or three kilograms, I let out a foul-smelling belch and sat down on the ground.

While panting heavily, he said in a hateful voice: "That old man had an expert by his side, and he actually broke my master's 'Five Poison Subjugation'!"

Xiaoli, a woman with protruding cheekbones, was even more panicked when she heard this.

"how so!"

"Dear, dear, what should we do?!"

Xin Xingji laughed ferociously, then fiercely held Xiaoli in his arms and kissed her wildly.

It wasn't until a few minutes later that they separated with heavy breaths.

But in this way, the "oil" he just drank and the poison he chewed also got into Xiaoli's mouth.

Waves of stench filled her mouth and nose, and Xiaoli wanted to vomit but didn't dare.

He could only pretend to be flattering and apologize to Xin Xingji.

This "well-behaved" look made the head-lowering master even more animalistic.

He slapped her hard on the butt and stood up unsteadily.

"Don't be afraid, little beauty!"

"As long as I am here, grandpa, I will definitely make that old man and the people around him crumble!"

Yan Bi wiped all the residue from his mouth on a palm-sized scarecrow.

Inside this scarecrow, he had placed a rich beard in advance.

Xin Xingji took out a huge skull from under the table and placed it in front of him with a clang.

He opened another black jar and poured all the unknown liquid inside into the bones.

He bit his fingers, mixed the blood and liquid, and chanted strange spells quickly in his mouth.

"Hahaha, I'll drown you old fool!"

Yan Bi completely immersed the scarecrow into the skull and sat down heavily on it.

On the other side, in the room where Hua Jiunan and others were.

Qian Duoduo, who was trying to flatter Chen Daji, suddenly turned red.

He opened his mouth wide to say something, but water kept coming out.

In his eagerness, he waved his hands desperately, looking like a drowning person.

Chen Daji looked disgusted when he saw this.

"Uncle Qian, if you can't drink, just drink less, okay?!"

"Did you throw up?! Go to the toilet quickly!"

Hua Jiunan saw something unusual: "Drowning?!"

"Daji, put your turtle shell on senior!"

Chen Daji has extremely strong execution ability:

Hearing this, he didn't ask why. He summoned the bastard shell and threw it towards Qian Duoduo.

"Let's go!"

Green light flashed, and after Mr. Qian put on the turtle shell, the suffocation feeling disappeared without a trace in an instant.

And it slides its limbs like a turtle, swimming around in the air.

Sometimes it floats to the roof, sometimes it passes under the table.

It feels like you are really in a "ocean of joy"...

Seeing this scene, the three heads of the Jieliuzi Army were filled with envy, wishing they could exchange more money for them.

"F-fuck, this is okay!"

"Uncle Qian, try it. Can you swim out of the window?!"

If someone else encountered this situation, they would not be in the mood to cooperate with Chen Daji's mischief.

What's more, they live on the fifth floor. If they really fall, the consequences will be unimaginable.

But Qian Duoduo's character is already humorous and he is used to playing games.

Hearing this, he couldn't help but feel curious. He kicked his legs and swung his arms fiercely, "swimming" towards the window little by little.

"Just try it, hey!"

"But old man, if I fall, brat, please remember to call 120 for me...the hospital bills will also be borne by you!"

For Chen, any problem that can be solved with money is not a problem, not to mention it is such a fun thing.

Hearing this, he nodded repeatedly, and even thought that Qian Duoduo was swimming slowly, so he stretched out his hand to push.

Hua Jiunan watched the scene in front of him silently, dumbfounded.

I thought to myself:

Daji is indeed a deputy general. No matter how dangerous things are, he can become extremely happy in front of him...

Just when Hua Jiu was "thinking wildly", several happy "2B youths" had already completed the experiment.

As a result, Qian Duoduo couldn't swim out at all and could only wander around within a radius of about five meters.

But through careful practice, they discovered a "strange thing".

All other directions are solid, like the walls of a fish tank.

Only the top part feels soft when bumped, and... it also smells particularly...

Can it not stink?

Covering it is the big ass of head-down master Xin Xingji!

When we were in school, the teacher’s comment about our plan was “stable performance and strong practical ability”.

To put it in layman’s terms: I always come last in exams, so I owe you what you owe me!

Either he stabs the classmates around him or breaks things apart!

Nowadays, when you find something different, you naturally have to find out the reason.

After thinking for a moment, he took out the Daxia Longque and handed it to Qian Duoduo.

"Uncle Qian, try using this to push it upwards."

"If it gets punctured, we can swim out and play!!"