The funeral procession set off from the coffin shop on time during Ghost Festival.
Except for the three living persons, Hua Jiunan, Chen Daji, and the physical Taoist priest Liao Ping, all the other filial sons, virtuous grandsons, trumpets and suonas were taken care of by the Street Liuzi Army.
Not to mention, professional crying jobs are different:
Everyone was dressed in filial piety, from those who carried bouquets to those who kowtowed in front of the car...
Hua Jiunan, wearing a Liangyi Taoist robe, led the way, tossing valuables while mumbling something.
"The sky is unbridled, the earth is unbridled, the year is unbridled, the moon is unbridled, the sun is unbridled, the time is unbridled, the yin and yang are unbridled, and there are no taboos. The golden sword falls to the earth, good luck and good fortune, and the eight great vajras arise."
After reciting, throw the rooster, torch, iron axe, and tiles out the door together.
Upon seeing this, Song E, the golden-armored corpse who secretly protected Hua Jiuyan, immediately ordered the eight bronze corpses to carry the coffin and "step by step" towards the pre-selected cemetery.
Chen Daji and the young Taoist priest Liao Ping were also dressed in filial piety clothes, one on the left and the other on the right supporting Xin Lianshan, who "played the role" of the filial son.
At this time, Akuma is a professional!
The spittle flies from crying and the mucus flows from the nose.
Chen Daji looked disgusted: "I'm talking about Xin's big head, why don't you just put it away?!"
"Oh Mom, the big snot is all on my face!"
Xin Lianshan answered softly while crying.
"Major General, you don't understand the difficulties of us little people."
"It's what was ordered from above..." Xin Lianshan said as he nudged Hua Jiunan, who was leading the way, with his mouth.
"If you don't do the things arranged by the superiors well, you will lose your job if you go to the small side; if you go to the big side, your future will be lost."
"You must do it carefully, conscientiously, meticulously and conscientiously!"
Speaking of this, maybe thinking of the hardships of these thousands of years, Hao Gui Xin Lianshan cried even more sadly.
If an outsider who didn't know the inside story saw it, they would think that this guy is really dead...
Since Hua Jiu Nan had made arrangements in advance, there were no accidents along the way.
Many lonely ghosts even thought of the kindness of Hui Jiaxian's sermon last night and took the initiative to join the funeral procession and howled along with them.
Hua Jiunan thought to himself as he watched the Yin energy flowing rapidly into the coffin.
It should be fine!
In this way, not only will the secret technique of "burial" be broken, but Uncle Liu's Taoism will also greatly increase after he returns to the world!
Just as I was thinking about it, a festive suona sound suddenly came from the distance.
Immediately afterwards, a group of red-clothed ghosts were seen floating from a distance, singing and dancing.
Behind him is a large and gorgeous sedan chair.
The two teams, the wedding party and the funeral party, met head-on on this narrow mountain road.
In the event of an emergency, Chen Daji and Liao Ping would accompany Xin Lianshan to "perform" and immediately walked through the ghosts to Hua Jiunan's side.
Even Akuma himself lost his "collar" and squeezed out with a steel fork.
Seeing someone blocking the road, the little ginseng girl wearing a mini mourning dress stood on Chen Daji's head and pointed to the opposite side. There was a burst of chirping.
He even fired warning shots into the sky to tell the evil ghosts who were welcoming the bride to get out of the way.
Compared with this "little fascist" who is getting more and more irritable, Chen Daji appears to be much more "polite".
He took Shenwa off his head and comforted her repeatedly.
"The third brother is not talking about you as the eldest brother. You need to change the way you do things!"
"Then... what about firing a blank gun into the sky? Isn't that a waste of stinky bullets?"
"Aim at the opposite side and the sedan chair will collapse!!"
When everyone heard this, they all turned black.
An idea came to my mind involuntarily: If I have children in the future, I must keep them away from Chen's plan... Those who are close to Zhu are red and those who are close to Mo are black, and those who are close to Chen's plans are immoral...
If you dare to say something, you will naturally dare to do it.
The kid who had gradually become a "strategist" listened to his boss's "teaching" and immediately took out the newly issued slingshot, loaded it with stinky bullets and was about to shoot the sedan chair opposite.
The "person" in the sedan opposite was immediately startled when he saw this.
Although she had long known that Chen Daji was immoral, she never expected that he would be so immoral!
He even instigated me to beat a ghost bride with a stinky bomb. It was so unethical to open the door for unkindness - she was extremely unethical!
"Ahem, Crown Prince, Young General, how are you doing after not seeing each other for a long time?!"
It is not only the ghost bride who is afraid, but also Huang Chao and Xu Fu who are hiding in the wedding team.
The two of them were deliberately looking for trouble, and immediately jumped out of the crowd when they saw this.
However, because the big ship was captured by someone Chen, now they are riding on a ghost horse covered in red cloth.
"It turns out we are enemies on the same road!"
"My senior brother was just killed by you, and someone in your family died violently. Hahaha, the natural cycle of retribution is not good!!"
"I will retaliate against you, uncle! You little chirper, you dead kid, open fire!" Chen Daji's violent temper has spoiled no one, not to mention that the person facing him is his own enemy.
A whooshing sound broke through the air, accompanied by Shenwa's own dubbing voice.
More than a dozen stinking bombs were fired at Huang Chao and Xu Fu in no particular order.
