Outside the public toilet, Chen Daji first crumpled the toilet paper into a paper stick and stuffed it into his nose, then shouted in a voice like a broken gong.
"Is there anyone?!"
That look, that temperament, and those bow-legged legs are very much like a scene from a certain artist's sketch.
The boys "don't avoid meat and fish" and laughed strangely when they heard it.
"Boss Chen, we're going very quickly. If you're really in a hurry, hurry up and hurry up the beauties next door!"
Girls are thin-skinned, and when boys coax them like this, they run away chirping like frightened magpies.
Some brave ones even rolled their eyes at our new "Committee".
Chen Daji was not ashamed but proud. He even stood on the side of the road with a playful smile, nodding and bowing towards the fleeing girls.
"You are welcome to come again next time!"
After waiting for another half hour and making sure that no one was in the men's and women's restrooms, Chen Daji walked in humming a ditty.
"Fat Zhao and Chao'er are really careless, and they don't even say they want to help us. What they do is sting them a lot!"
"Hey, what does that saying mean? 'With great power comes great responsibility'. Who makes us born extraordinary, haha!"
Today's Chen Daji just confirms the saying, "I don't know the smell after sitting in the toilet for a long time"!
It was clear that no one liked to do the dirty work, but when he did it, he felt like he was saving the earth.
"My little Yunyun is so beautiful. She eats a pot during the day and pulls a kang at night..."
Humming the "ballad" he made up randomly, Chen Daji was working hard when the light bulb in the toilet suddenly started to flash continuously.
As the lights flickered, gusts of cold wind blew in.
Seeing this scene, Chen Daji immediately stopped and looked around with his big head.
"Damn it, the light is broken or it's haunted..."
Before he finished speaking, he suddenly felt someone patting him from behind.
A weak voice came at the same time: "Bastard... Prime Minister..."
"Oh shit!"
Chen Daji turned around suddenly and kicked him out hard.
"Damn it, it's really haunted... One ear?!"
That's right, the one who suddenly appeared behind Chen Daji was one of Zhuan Xu's three ghost sons, the ghost ghost.
Because one of his ears was cut off by Wu Mian using a blood-stained letter, he was given such an unpleasant nickname by Chen Daji.
But now one ear is really miserable:
Not to mention being kicked into the urinal in the men's room by Chen Daji, his whole body was covered in scars.
Even the breath is very weak.
If Chen Daji hadn't endured the stench and pulled him out of the urinal, he might have drowned in urine.
"Damn it, you are so wicked with one ear!"
"Are you going to sneak up on Master Ji in the latrine? You want to kick my big butt while I'm peeing before I can tie my pants?!"
Chen Daji said as he threw the demon ghost to the ground with a look of disgust.
Poor prince of this generation: he was already seriously injured, and he was kicked in the crotch by Chen Daji just now. It took a lot of effort to recover a little bit.
However, his speech was even more feeble and even intermittent, as if he might die at any time.
"Prime Minister, Prime Minister, take me quickly to see Brother Jiang. It's a great calamity..."
Because the ghost was so weak, Chen Daji didn't hear the last two words he said clearly.
"Robbery? Are you confused, One-Ear? Come to the hut and rob!"
"Besides daddy and urine, what else can there be here... Oh, by the way, it can also be used to rob sex..."
"One ear, you are such a stinking scoundrel!"
Seeing that he couldn't explain anything to the guy in front of him, the demon ghost summoned all his strength and roared.
"Didang Mountain is in great catastrophe, Brother Jiang Huang, save me!"
After yelling, he rolled his eyes and fainted completely.
Hua Jiunan, who was in the dormitory, was stunned for a moment when he heard the roar, and then immediately jumped out of the door.
Xun Sheng ran straight towards the toilet.
"Zhang Chao" naturally followed closely when he saw this.
"Sir, please slow down, be careful of scams!"
Hua Jiunan spoke while running wildly.
"Whether it's a scam or not, the plan is over there, we have to go!"
Zhang Shizu was old enough to seek the country, and while running wildly along with him, he used secret techniques to inform Wu Xin who was staying in the back mountain to give lectures to the living beings.
"Buddha, come quickly, there's something going on here, little sir!"
In fact, Zhang Shizu didn't need to say that Wuxin, who heard the ghost's voice, had already flashed over with the little ginseng baby.
