Of course, Gouki is not stupid. After arriving at the flower house, he asked the driver to relieve his itching and check whether it was true or false.
As a result, the driver taught him the tune he sang just now.
Not to mention, the effect is remarkable!
After Akuma sang it once, not only did he no longer itch, his vagina even became a little firmer.
In ecstasy, he immediately... immediately turned around and left, not even mentioning the invitation to eat!
Who is Xin Lianshan? ! It is the second scourge in the Yin and Yang Realm after Chen Daji, and one can imagine the extent of its wickedness!
I’ve got the recipe to cure the disease, so why don’t I treat you to a meal? ! I bother!
He even ordered the yin soldiers around him: Capture the driver immediately and send him to the torture hell to be tortured and imprisoned for eighteen hundred years!
The driver seemed to have expected such a result. Not only did he not panic, he spoke in a cowardly manner.
"General Xin is telling you the truth. The method I just taught you treats the symptoms but not the root cause."
"Not only is it completely useless after using it three times, but it will also itch even more in the future, hehe!"
"If you want to be completely cured..."
Upon hearing these inhuman words, Xin Lianshan had already stepped out of Hualou's big foot and retracted it as fast as lightning.
At the same time, he shouted loudly to Hualouli: "People, where are all the dead!"
"I didn't see that your Mr. Xin is going to entertain distinguished guests. Good food, good drinks, and good girls. Hurry up and get them all!!"
When the driver saw this, he smiled even more shamelessly, and he didn't regard himself as an outsider at all:
The food was more expensive than the table full of wine, and I ordered six gorgeous female ghosts to accompany me in one go!
As a result, this meal not only cost Xin Lianshan all his personal money that he had worked hard to save for a year, but also caused famine...
While drinking flower wine, Xin Lianshan had another evil thought:
He wanted to use his heavy drinking capacity to get the driver completely drunk and take the opportunity to talk to him. Then take advantage of this annoying guy.
But who knew that as a senior Shu Mengzi, Akuma had never drank from the other party.
When I was woken up by the bartender the next day, I found myself lying naked on the table. Even my close-fitting flower pants had been taken away by the driver!
In panic, he quickly touched his big butt covered with black hair... Hey, luckily it didn't hurt. Xin Lianshan was still the pure and good comrade...
After regaining his composure, Xin Lianshan asked hurriedly.
"Boy, where is the old boy who drank with me yesterday!? Hurry and catch him!!"
"Don't let him escape, or he will demolish your store!!"
The waiter's face was full of grievance: "General Xin, I have left long ago!"
"Who dares to stop the distinguished guests you always invite!!"
"Not only did he leave, he also left with the new ID you gave him."
"in addition......"
Xin Lianshan was already anxious: "What else, you guys should tell me quickly!"
The waiter was so frightened that he backed away: "In addition, he also packed fifty jars of the most expensive wine, and said that it will all be charged to your account..."
Xin Lianshan felt as if he was struck by lightning when he heard this, and he collapsed on the ground with a plop.
The will-o'-the-wisp on his head condensed into a line of large characters that scrolled crazily:
Are you a human being? Are you a human being? ! Even ghosts lie...
When the waiter saw Xin Lianshan's appearance, he became even more frightened. Tremblingly, he took out a large box from behind and handed it over.
"General Xin, General Xin, this was what that gentleman left behind when he left. He said he could cure your illness..."
Hearing this, Hao Gui hurriedly snatched it from his second hand.
After opening it, I found another box inside...
Just like this, a box within a box, the matryoshka usually has more than 20 layers!
After finally opening the last one, I found a piece of paper the size of a fingernail.
There are two small words written on it: scratch...
The ghost Xin Lianshan raised his head to the sky and let out a cry of sorrow, then violently spewed out a large cloud of black air.
"Damn it! You're going too far!"
Poor Hao Gui finally borrowed some clothes from the waiter and fled home in embarrassment.
Before going out, the ignorant accountant smiled charmingly and asked for debts, but was kicked away by Xin Lianshan.
"What the hell, I'm so virtuous without seeing Master Xin?!"
“If I want to give you money, tell me where I can get it from!!”
...
What the ghost Xin Lianshan told was clearly a tragic experience, but everyone couldn't help but laugh.
At the same time, they all sighed: That taxi driver is very wicked, he really tricked the ghost this time!
Xin Lianshan was so embarrassed by the group's ridicule that he quickly interrupted.
"Major General, don't laugh at me yet."
"That wicked and smoking person has a letter for you!"
Chen Daji was stunned: "For me? Where did the letter come from?"
"Didn't I just say that I would leave you a little note?!"
Xin Lianshan became even more sad and angry after hearing this, like a good woman who had accidentally been taken advantage of by a stinky gangster.
There were even tears in his huge eyes.
