On the other side, the people of Huajiu Nan, who were unaware of everything, were still continuing their happy campus life.
A beautiful day starts with Chen Daji's first words after getting up.
"The wind is rustling and the bed is cold!"
"Oh shit, why are we having diarrhea!"
"No, I can't stand it anymore! Chao'er, I'll charge first. You must remember to bring us some paper later!"
After saying that, he ran straight to the public toilet without waiting to "dress up".
In order to prevent "the pass from falling", Chen Daji clamped his legs and jumped up and down. The posture looked quite weird.
While running, he yelled at his classmates who were also heading towards the public toilet.
"I'm going to poop my pants, please let me know. Don't rub all of you..."
The male classmates laughed and shouted: "Boss Chen, you must hold it in!"
The female classmate covered her nose with disgust on her face.
Chen Daji kept shouting "Chengyi" with a playful smile, but he didn't notice that a pale ghost claw suddenly stretched out from under his feet and grabbed his ankle.
However, the imagined fall did not happen:
The black light of the half piece of the Trooping Tiger Talisman that Chen Daji used as a breast shield and hung close to his neck flashed and flowed along his body to his whole body.
There was only a click as the ghost claw was trampled to pieces, and even a faint scream came from the ground.
This guy was in such a hurry to poop that he thought he accidentally stepped on the classmate next to him.
He apologized cheerfully and unbuttoned his belt.
He was really afraid that he would have to wait until he got into the public toilet to untie it, and he wouldn't have enough time...
"I'm sorry, who did you step on just now?! Meet us in the dormitory later!"
"It's time to change my shoes. If my feet hurt and I go to the hospital for a checkup, it's all my fault... Oh my god, I really can't hold it in!"
At this time, underground, the white-clothed evil ghost Dogni, who was sent to fulfill the believers' wishes, was clutching his severed hand with a look of pain and horror on his face.
how so? !
I am a thousand-year-old evil spirit, but my hand was crushed by an ordinary person? ! It’s still the kind that can’t be recovered! !
Quan Ni wanted to rush out and kill Chen Daji before the first ray of light fell.
But at this time, the students had already woken up. The Yang energy in the campus was too strong, and he did not dare to show up easily.
"You little brat, wait!"
"I'll make you fall to death in a moment!!"
...
It was Zhao Fei who came to deliver paper to Chen Daji.
The two squatted side by side, Fatty Zhao covering his nose with one hand and complaining softly.
"It's so damn cold here, my butt hurts from the cold when I squat in a pit!"
Chen Daji nodded repeatedly when he heard this.
"Isn't it? We feel pain too... Hey, Fatty Zhao, we suddenly remembered something."
"Why doesn't the boss stop pooping and doesn't eat much?"
Zhao Fei felt disgusted when he heard this: "Little chicken, can you stop talking about eating and defecation together? It's disgusting!"
After saying this, Zhao Fei lowered his voice: "We heard Master accidentally say that Boss Hua's moral conduct is getting higher and higher."
"In a few years, I will be able to completely live without food, also called 'eating the wind and drinking the dew', and I will be able to live without eating, drinking or diarrhea at all!"
"Damn it!" Chen Daji was stunned at first, and then showed an expression like "My boss is awesome."
"Oh, that's not right!"
"We know that the boss is great, but why is Chao'er not very fond of eating and drinking lately, and doesn't hang out with us anymore?!"
"Don't be embarrassed to tell us what's wrong... No, when he returns home next time, we must ask our dad to take him to the county hospital for a thorough check-up!"
"Every time this kid sees me, he's like a mouse meeting a cat. He doesn't know what he's afraid of!"
After being told by Chen Daji, Zhao Fei carefully recalled that this was really the case.
Hearing this, he nodded deeply.
"My dad knows the director of the county hospital. Let him say hello and find a better doctor."
"Chao'er is different from us, he has a lot of thoughts, hey!"
The two chatted for a while, then walked out when they were done.
I saw a big ice lump rolling on its own and rushing straight to Chen Daji's feet.
It turned out that the dog seal evil ghost had learned a lesson this time: instead of catching it with his own hands, he used the object to make Chen Daji fall down, and his head just hit the big stone on the roadside.
Although Zhao Fei has not been practicing with Chang Huaiyuan for a long time, he is still a disciple of Long Jun and a well-known teacher.
Although I didn't feel the specific location of the evil spirit, I also noticed something was wrong.
He immediately grabbed Chen Daji and stood there.
"Chicken, don't move, there seems to be something dirty nearby!"
The moment the two of them stopped, four little mice lined up neatly in groups of two, shouting slogans "Hey, hey, hey, hey," and ran towards the ice cube that was only one step away from Chen Daji.
They screamed and exerted their strength together, and rolled the ice cubes to the side of the road in a few seconds.
He clapped his hands as if he had finished his work, ran to Chen and Zhao again, straightened up and gave a particularly non-standard military salute.
Then they all pointed their little paws at the ground and kept cursing.
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