Sun Yangming, on the other hand, couldn't stand the "five hundred money" look of a small family, so he asked angrily.
"You old man, let me ask you something!"
"You just have to drag Jiu Nan and the other boys with you. How can your wretched car carry seven or eight people!?"
Qian Duoduo answered his old friend absentmindedly while soliciting customers loudly.
"Of course we can't seat so many people... What do you mean, Old Suntou? If you have something to say, say it quickly. If you have something to say, say it quickly. Don't delay me from making money!"
Sun Yangming was depressed for a while: "You know you can't carry so many people, but you still call me someone else?!"
"You can't sit on the roof of a car, right!? If the traffic police catch us, don't we have to go in again?!"
"You old boy are not afraid of embarrassment, Xun Daru and I are!"
Qian Duoduo laughed cheaply when he heard this... He looked even meaner than when Chen Daji tricked Master Chang Ba.
"Old Suntou, you misunderstood."
"If Jiu Nan and the others had gotten on the bus just now, I would have kicked you off, hehe!"
Sun Yangming was shocked when he heard this: "Why? When did I ride in your car without paying you?!"
"I'm also a guest, why didn't they take me on board the Nine Difficulties?!"
Qian Duoduo smiled slightly, with a calculating look in his eyes.
"Old Suntou, are you stupid?!"
"I'm taking Xun Daru and you with me. We'll charge you a share, but you didn't pay a separate share, right?! Towing someone in a sports car depends on the trip, not the weight!"
"If I drive you down and only bring Daru and Jiu Nan along with them, haven't I made two profits?!"
Sun Yangming was speechless for a long time after hearing such calculations.
After a moment, he opened his mouth and sighed: "Five hundred dollars, you old boy, if you don't get rich in this life, your life will be miserable!!!"
...
On the other side, Hua Jiunan and the others were on their way back to the Xin Bazimen Hotel.
Not counting the giant ghost Xin Lianshan, there were six people, one ghost and two worms.
It was precisely because of the large number of people that he declined Qian Duoduo's "good intentions".
Because I really can’t imagine how that old taxi can hold nearly ten people... It’s just that Hua Jiu and his party had to hail two taxis.
As for grouping:
"Zhang Chao" naturally doesn't want to get close to his nemesis. If possible, it would be best to stay away from each other until death.
Therefore, he took the initiative to sit with Hua Jiunan.
Zhang Bao missed Chang Baye very much, so he sat in the passenger seat.
The people sitting in the other car were much more interesting:
Chen Daji, who was wearing a bastard's shell, stretched and shrank his head;
The giant cocoon, whose whole body was covered only by a hospital gown, was over two meters tall and couldn't even stretch his thighs after he sat in the car.
Between the twists and turns, the leg hair, chest hair, and... in short, all the hair is faintly visible!
That’s called a flourishing! ! !
Among the three, only the Mohist Ma Mingyang looks "normal".
Although he is dressed in ancient costume, with a face-covering pocket and a long knife hanging on his waist, he looks like a knight...
As for the ghost Xin Lianshan, he didn't dare to show up in broad daylight.
Of course, the orthodox Yin gods of the underworld are not afraid of the sun. If that were the case, how dare they come to capture the souls of the dead during the day.
Xin Lianshan attached himself to Chen Daji, mainly because he was afraid of scaring the taxi driver - don't "send away" them without waiting to get a group of "people" like himself...
Surprisingly, the taxi driver didn't show any panic when he saw this "crazy" group getting on the bus.
Instead, he looked around carefully with interest, and finally laid his eyes on Chen Daji, who looked like a bastard.
"Prime Minister...are you dressed up like this to go filming?!"
"Picture the giant spirit god causing trouble in the Dragon Palace of the East China Sea?!"
Of course the giant spirit god refers to the giant cocoon...
As a senior sufferer of social awkwardness, Chen Daji naturally couldn't ask for someone to take the initiative to talk to him.
What's more, everyone has found reasons for their group of people to wear strange clothes.
"Well, isn't it just for filming?"
"The big dragon who plays the dragon is sitting in the car in front, having sex with his wife."
The taxi driver felt disgusted when he heard this.
Who the hell are these people, just give you a pole and you can climb up? !
Da Changchong takes a taxi to date someone? ! Did you dig out the White Snake from under Leifeng Pagoda? ! !
By the way, you also have a little girl on your feet? ! !
Nonsense!
Although he thought so in his heart, the driver did not show it: after all, these people looked crazy at first glance, and it is not illegal for a psycho to kill someone...
The driver looked through the car's rearview mirror and saw the giant cocoon grinning, looking like a country bumpkin who was at a loss when he entered the city.
"I said Prime Minister, why is your friend wearing a hospital gown? He has just been discharged from the hospital?!"
"He...he's too anxious to bite, right?!!!"
This was the first time that Chen Daji met someone whose mouth was worse than his own, and he rolled his eyes when asked.
It took a moment before he answered angrily.
"I don't know whether I bit people before or not, but uncle, if you are so nagging, he will bite you in a while..."
The taxi driver also noticed that these "crazy people" were a little angry, so he said no more.
Instead, he drove happily while humming a little tune.
The only thing I worry about is that these guys who have just been discharged from the hospital will have no money to pay themselves when they get there...
People like Chen Daji are boring:
The driver ignored him, and he couldn't help feeling lonely, so he began to "tease" Ma Mingyang, a Mohist who insisted on following him for some unknown reason.