Things turned out exactly as Qian Duoduo expected:
Three hours later, two distinguished old men walked out of the special passage of Yuhang Airport side by side.
Walking in front, the man with an elegant demeanor and holding an ancient scroll is the great Confucian Xun Yi;
Slightly half a body behind him, the old man with shaggy hair and a broad nose, who looks like a lion, is Sun Yangming, the chief of the contemporary Yin Yang family.
When the two sides were still more than ten meters away, Sun Yangming spoke angrily.
The sound is as loud as a bell.
"Old boy, you're not going to pick us up in your old car again, are you?"
"Why, you want to balance public and private matters this time and earn our fare for the trip?!"
Qian Duoduo laughed and greeted him, first saluting the great scholar Xun Yi respectfully.
Then he and Sun Yangming hugged each other.
Both sides seemed very enthusiastic and beat each other on the back with all their strength. The loud bang-dong-dong sound attracted the attention of the surrounding travelers.
It wasn't until both of them couldn't bear each other's "enthusiasm" that they separated with grinning teeth.
Qian Duoduo breathed in pain and laughed and cursed.
"Sun Yangming! You're the only one who talks nonsense!"
"Anyway, the expenses can be reimbursed by the organization after I return, so what's wrong with me charging you the fare?!"
"Haven't you heard the saying 'Don't let the rich water flow to outsiders'?!"
Not to be outdone, Sun Yangming immediately retorted.
"You have a lot of money, so stop talking nonsense!"
"Last time when I came to Yuhang, you didn't even have to pay for picking me up. You even took a detour on purpose!"
"It's only a drive of more than forty miles, but you actually went around more than two hundred kilometers!"
"He is so immoral!"
The embarrassing incident was exposed by an old friend in front of him. Qian Duoduo was not embarrassed and took the suitcase from Sun Yangming's hand with a smile.
"Old Sun, you are judging a gentleman with a villain's heart."
"What do you mean by taking a detour on purpose? The old man wants to show you the unique scenery of Yuhang."
"I also acted as your tour guide for free for several hours... How about adding the tour guide fee to the fare of this trip?!"
"Then...the money for helping to carry the luggage is extra..."
Qian Duoduo's mean and shameless look made Sun Yangming laugh angrily.
He shook his head helplessly: It seems that this old boy is really scared of poverty, let him do whatever he wants!
When they got into the taxi, the scholar Xun Yi, who had been laughing at Qian Duoduo and the two's "playing", spoke.
"Mr. Qian, you and I have not seen each other for several years. Now that there are no outsiders, please take off your disguise."
Although Qian Duoduo was a prostitute, he had great respect for Xun Yi, the leader of contemporary Confucianism.
No nonsense, just stretched out his hand and wiped it on his face, and his appearance suddenly changed:
He is still the slightly wretched middle-aged uncle, but he is clearly a bright-headed old man whose eyes are full of wisdom.
Qian Duoduo sighed while driving.
"Hey, old man, I always like to deceive myself and others, pretending to be younger and making the scholars laugh."
Xun Yi waved his hand gently: "Lao Qian's words are serious."
"You have a pure heart and are just a gamer. Although you are far away from the world, you still protect the country and love the people. You are much better than a Confucian scholar like me who can only do academic work."
While the two were talking, the taxi was suddenly stopped by the traffic police on duty.
Tap the car window gently to signal the person inside to put down the glass.
"Comrade, I'm interrupting you for a routine inspection. I've delayed you for a few minutes. Please show your driver's license and driving license... Oops!"
The traffic policeman was shocked when he saw the huge amount of money.
"Hey, old man, how old are you? Why are you still driving!"
"The photo on the driver's license is not yours either! Did you use someone else's photo for you!?"
"Please get out of the car and follow us back to the team for further investigation!"
Qian Duoduo looked embarrassed and said to the traffic police with a smile.
"Comrade, the driver's license is my own...the photo is from when I was young...I forgot to tear it off and replace it with the current one..."
"Besides, we have an emergency and need to go to the hospital to see a patient!"
"Did you see that old boy in the back?!"
Qian Duoduo said while pointing to Sun Yangming, the chief of the Yin-Yang family who looked confused.
"His wife is in the hospital giving birth to a baby, suffering from difficult labor and massive bleeding!"
"If you don't go, you won't see me for the last time!"
The traffic policeman on duty had a dark look on his face.
"Master, stop making trouble!"
"The old man in the back looks older than you, you must be in your eighties at least?!"
"Even if his wife is younger, she is still over 70. She has a child at this age and has difficulty in labor and bleeding... Who would believe it!"
At this time, the lion-like old man Sun Yangming also reacted and pointed at Qian Duoduo and cursed loudly.
"You are so old and immortal, why don't you hurt me? Curse my wife like this!"
"We are not planning to have any more children at all, I...I have already practiced Guyang's secret technique and sterilized myself..."
These words made the traffic policemen outside the car dumbfounded and thought to themselves:
Who are these people? Isn't it a mental illness? !
Press the intercom in your hand decisively.
"Call the squadron, call the squadron, this is the northern section of Yuhang Airport Road."
"There is an emergency that requires support. Repeat: Support is needed here..."
