Chen Daji was stunned when he saw this, and then murmured to himself.
“What the hell, broken shoes?!”
As soon as these offensive words came out, the scene became extremely embarrassing.
However, Chen Daji didn't realize this at all and jumped off Master Chang Ba.
He opened his bowed legs and looked around the embroidered shoes carefully.
"Size 36? They're similar to my mother's feet."
Then he bent down to pick it up, put it under his nose and smelled it.
He was thrown far away in an instant, covering his nose and shouting.
"Oh shit, my feet are so sweaty, they stink like stings!"
"Stinker than my father's feet!"
"You can't take it back and wear it for others!"
Zhang Chao was used to being poor, and he knew how to live frugally since he was a child.
I thought to myself that it would be a pity to lose such beautiful shoes.
Seeing that Chen Daji didn't want it, he immediately ran over and picked it up.
"Boss Chen, don't throw it away. My mother's feet are size 35. Although they are a bit big, take them back and brush them, and you can still wear them!"
Hua Jiunan, Chang Baye, Zhao Fei: "..."
Embroidered shoes: "..."
"You little bastard, you've gone too far!"
Only a sharp roar was heard coming from the embroidered shoes.
Then he violently broke away from Zhang Chao's "black hand" and slapped his face with the sole of his shoe.
Zhang Chao was stunned and stood there for a moment.
"High-tech, remote-controlled invincible flying shoes? Why are you still slapping your mouth..."
After whipping Zhang Chao with the embroidered shoes, he flew straight towards Chen Daji, who was also dumbfounded.
Amidst the crackling sounds, he was slapped more than ten times in front and back.
He beat this guy until his face was swollen and his nose was bleeding.
Embroidered Shoes slapped Chen Daji in the mouth and cursed loudly.
"You are the one with broken shoes, and your whole family is also broken shoes!"
"You are number 36! I am so petite, so you are obviously number 35..."
Chen Daji was so anxious that he knocked the embroidered shoes away with a swipe.
The splattered nose blood happened to hit the embroidered shoes.
The ghost immediately let out a shrill howl, and black smoke curled up amidst the sizzling sound.
"Oh shit, you dare to hit me, Mr. Ji?! I'm already bleeding!"
"Don't run away if you have the guts, wait!"
"Summoning Father Technique, let me go!"
After saying this, stamp one foot three times in a row to "shake the person".
Through the last actual battle, Chen Daji deeply realized that Jiu Mengzi Xin Lianshan was too unreliable, so he decided to give priority to his own father this time.
In his mind, although Chen Fu is timid, he is still very good at dealing with old ladies.
Especially when the other party is just a pair of "broken shoes"...
However, before Chen Daji could finish "inviting the gods", he was pulled back by Chang Baye's tail.
"Can't you just calm down for a while?!"
"Mr. Chen is such a good person. Wouldn't you feel bad if you don't cheat him to death?!"
"This is... a powerful ghost who has practiced Taoism for thousands of years!"
"Sister Mai..."
Before Chang Baye could finish speaking, he was interrupted by the impatient Chen Daji.
"What happened to my grandma? Master Ba, you should tell me quickly!"
Chang Baye looked at the embroidered shoes that were still howling miserably and smoking, and took a few steps back in fear.
"This thing is very ferocious. In the past, during the troubled times, it harmed as many as eight hundred people, if not a thousand!"
"It's a big girl's little wife, but she's causing trouble for the old nose!"
"Before Sister Mai achieved enlightenment, I fought with her for hundreds of years without a winner or loser."
"But later on, for some unknown reason, Embroidered Shoes withdrew from Mayi Mountain on its own. From then on, my sister was able to practice steadily."
Hua Jiu, who had always been thinking about Grandma Mai, suddenly heard the words, which suddenly aroused the long-suppressed grievance in his heart.
Since she can't be saved for the time being, it's time to clean up the dirty things in front of her, which can be regarded as giving grandma a bad breath!
Although he came to work in the mountains without bringing any magic weapons, after practicing for so long, Hua Jiunan's strength has long been different from what it used to be.
To deal with such a dirty thing that could harm countless people, Hua Jiunan didn't waste any time and used both hands to perform magic tricks.
"The god of fire and thunder from the sky brings down thunder from the five directions. The god of fire and thunder from the earth brings down demons and eliminates evil spirits. The evil spirits go away quickly, in my name, as urgent as a law!"
"Tiangang Five Thunder Curse, come out!"
The mountain forest, which was originally filled with windy winds, suddenly became silent as the wind died down and the trees fell silent.
Five fist-sized thunderbolts appeared out of thin air, flying toward the embroidered shoes with crackling black arcs.
Although Chen Daji is a bit stupid, as one of the two major scourges in the Yin and Yang world, his fighting skills have been honed over time.
When he saw his boss taking action, he immediately took out the big slingshot from his butt pocket, picked up a small stone and let it go after getting a nosebleed.
"Hit your pants...Hit the soles of your shoes!"
Not to be outdone, Zhang Chao, the master of the gang, was running wildly with little feudal superstition knowledge in his mind.
"Beidou dies and Nan Dou lives. I am sending you to do it by order of the Jade Emperor!"
"Repay injustice to those who have been grievances, revenge to those who have vengeance, and those who cannot hold their breath, please stand up!"
The land of the North was the main battlefield against foreigners in ancient times.
Therefore, there are many loyal and heroic souls sleeping here.
Coupled with the extremely low temperature and the inaccessibility of people, there are naturally many remains buried under the white snow.
Now, as soon as Zhang Chao used his corpse exorcism technique, more than ten big bulges suddenly appeared on the snow.
Under the bulge, pairs of big dry hands stretched out, and mutilated mummies struggled to crawl out.
Most of them were carrying blood-stained weapons in their hands.
Zhang Chao pointed at the embroidered shoes.
"Brother, eldest sister, brothers-in-law, come on, strip him naked...and pull off his shoelaces!"
Seeing that others were taking action, Fatty Zhao Fei and Zhao were a little anxious.
He was just here to cut firewood, and he didn't expect to get into a fight.
Zhao Aiguo's seal and the mace that Chen Daji picked up for him were not brought with him.
His big eyes rolled around, and he suddenly saw Chang Baye's murder weapon with a curled tail, and he had an idea.
"Master Ba, you don't plan to take action for the time being, right?"
Chang Baye's big head shook like a rattle, and even the flesh on his cheeks trembled wildly.
"No plan, no plan!"
"If you want to use a mace, just take it, no need to be polite..."
"Okay!" Zhao Fei picked up this human weapon and rushed towards the embroidered shoes with a roar.
"Son of a bitch, Fatty, I'll kill you with a stick!"
Dear readers, Zhao Fei is a "big man".
Ever since he learned the "No Return Stick Technique" from Chang Huaiyuan, he has become even fatter for some unknown reason.
It weighs more than three hundred kilograms now...
The fierce and fierce aura of this "charge" should not be underestimated!
A series of attacks by Hua Jiunan and four others completely stunned Embroidered Shoes:
What are the backgrounds of these boys? They are not afraid of ghosts, and why are they more ferocious than the other when they fight!
Taoist magic, group corpse extermination, pure Yang blood, ghost killing method...
If we don't do something quickly, I'm afraid I'm going to have to explain it here today!
"You little bastards, if you don't stop, I'll die and your grandma won't survive either!!"
After she finished speaking, a long dry tobacco pole appeared out of thin air, and fell to the snow with a pop.
It was Grandma Mai's belongings.
When the three of them saw this, they quickly stopped.
Because the small stones that Chen Daji hit cannot be taken back.
Although several people stopped, they still tightly gathered the embroidered shoes in the middle.
Hua Jiunan had just withdrawn the spell in a hurry, but it had already been counterattacked.
Suppressing the pain in his chest, he asked in a deep voice.
"Tell me, how come my grandma's things are in your hands!"
Chen Daji even threatened him.
"You better tell the damn truth, otherwise Master Ji, I will stuff you into Fatty Zhao's pants and fart you for ten or eight years!"
"Let me tell you, Fatty Zhao's farts always stink!"
"If you use too much force, shit flowers will pop out, but you can't help it!"
In fact, Chen Daji originally wanted to give it to Chang Baye, but when he thought about him going out for a walk without even wearing underpants, he had to temporarily change it to Fatty Zhao.
Evil people need to be punished by evil people.
When Chen Daji opened his mouth, the embroidered shoes took a few steps back in fright...
Note: The foreign tribes mentioned above refer to the former Five Barbarians such as the Xiongnu, Xianbei, Jie, Qiang, and Di.
It does not destroy unity and does not reflect reality.
