"You little bastard, don't run any further, Xu Xu Xu!"
"Take all the cattle away quickly!"
Seeing the panicked expressions of Master Chang Ba and Zhang Bao, Chen Daji grinned.
But because his head was swollen and bigger than a pig's head, and he had a sausage mouth, his smile was quite ugly...ugly.
"Don't be afraid, Master Ba, I will take the 'enemy' away right now!"
"We came here specifically to tell you that you are right, there are indeed cattle on the island, and they have many thorns!"
Distracted by talking, Chen Daji was overtaken by the mad bull behind him.
With a scream, it was lifted high, and then it hit the beach with a loud bang, leaving a large mark.
Such a tragic scene made Zhang Bao and Chang Baye subconsciously want to cover their eyes with their hands.
Unfortunately, because of the "powder fracture" all over the body, he couldn't do this action at all.
I can only rub my head into the beach to express my condolences to Chen Daji...
Zhang Bao: "Xiaoba, little friend Daji is not going to die, right?"
Chang Baye: "...don't worry, the little little calf has a strong skin, but he can't resist..."
Facts have proved that the person who knows Chen Daji best in the world is Chang Baye.
As soon as Master Ba finished speaking, Chen Daji got up with a stern look on his face, glanced at the mad cow, and ran towards the woods.
"Second Uncle Zhang and Eighth Master, please take cover, the 'enemy' force is about to rush forward!"
...
Chen Daji "took the lead", the cattle ran past, and the earth roared.
The low shrubs were instantly trampled to the ground.
This time, he might have been chased too hastily by the mad bull, so classmate Chen Daji didn't limp back until the sunset.
After a day of running around, this guy has completely lost his appearance:
The tops and trousers were scraped into strips and hung loosely on the body.
There is only one shoe left on my feet...the front half of my right foot, and the back half has gone missing.
Only Xiaohua's pants were of good quality, barely maintaining Chen Daji's last bit of dignity.
Sitting next to Chang Baye and Zhang Bao, Chen Daji grimaced in pain.
"Oh mom, you guys, eighth master and second uncle, don't know that the cow is running so fast, we almost caught up!"
After being frightened continuously, Chang Baye no longer even felt like complaining about his good friend.
However, he still couldn't help his curiosity and asked.
"Little brat, Master Ba, I was always beaten by cows when I was a kid, so I know they can run fast."
"But I've always been chased by one, never pushed by a group!"
"We just want to ask how you managed to offend so many people at once!"
Chen Daji replied with a grin on his face as he tore off the strips of cloth on his body to bandage himself.
"Both you and Uncle Zhang said you don't like eating cow dung and want to eat beef, so we can only fight with cows."
"I tried one but couldn't do it, and then I couldn't do it with another one... The more challenges I had, all the cows started chasing me..."
Chang Baye was shocked when he heard this:
He had known about Chen Daji's ambition before, but he never expected that he would betray him to this extent!
They are both bulls. You can't beat this one, but you can beat others? ! !
He was about to curse but suddenly stopped.
Because Chang Baye suddenly thought that the difference in combat power between the same species might be really big, like a certain snake and his seven brothers...
Fortunately, I didn't curse, otherwise the little brat would have humiliated himself if he came back like this...
Chang Baye, who was thankful in his heart, decisively changed the subject.
"Little deflated calf, where have all the cows gone?"
"Don't tell me, Mr. Ba, because it's dark, and you made an appointment to fight another 800 rounds tomorrow!!"
Chen Daji smiled awkwardly when his thoughts were revealed.
"There is no need to fight again tomorrow, we will drive away all the cattle today!"
Chang Baye glanced lightly, his eyes full of disdain.
"You little bastard, you and me are fooling around with you!"
"You can beat all the cows away? You can't beat them away!"
Chen Daji was suspected by his good friend and suddenly became anxious.
Bow-legged, he jumped three feet high, pointing at Mr. Chang Ba and spitting flying everywhere.
"Hey, Mr. Ba, why don't you believe me? When have I ever fooled you?"
"Those cows were driven away by my tricks!"
Zhang Bao, who didn't know Chen Daji very well, suddenly became interested after hearing this.
"You don't want to make plans, but you are still a wise and courageous person, which is rare!"
"Can you tell Pindao in detail how you defeated a group of cows?"
"Hey, if we had a wise man like Da Li in the Yellow Turban Army back then, we would definitely be able to defeat the imperial court and bring peace to the world!"
"What a pity! What a shame!"
When had Chen Daji been praised as a wise man, he immediately started to shudder when he heard this.
I only feel that my waist is no longer sore, my legs are no longer painful, and even my face, which was swollen by hornet stings, is radiant.
"Uncle Zhang, let me tell you, at that time we were being chased by cows and we were so anxious that we took them to find the hornet."
"As soon as a stone is dried on a wasp's nest, the wasps and the cows start killing each other!"
"Hey, in the end, the wasp won and the cow ran away."
Zhang Bao was stunned, and after a long time he let out a heavy sigh.
"This plan is called 'killing someone with a borrowed knife'. Little friend Daji is indeed the wisest man in the world!"
"It's just...there's just one thing that I don't understand, so I hope you can enlighten me."
"Luring out the wasp queen, why do they only attack the mad bull and not you?!"
Seeing Zhang Bao humbly asking for advice, Chen Daji felt a little embarrassed.
He shrank his neck before answering sarcastically.
"We are better at resisting stings than cows...the cows couldn't hold on and ran away first...the wasps went home after eating..."
Zhang Bao was a little confused after hearing this. After a long time, he took a deep breath and spit out seven words.
"What a 'bitter meat trick'..."
