Song Lao practices the natural way.
For thousands of years, like a spectator, I have seen many human relationships, intrigues and intrigues in the world.
Now after listening to Chang Huaiyuan's words, I immediately realized that I had fallen into the enemy's "trick to lure the tiger away from the mountain."
No matter how good-tempered the old man is, he will still feel a little angry in his heart.
The body that covered the sky and the sun sank subconsciously, and the big ghost and the sun traveler Wen Liang suddenly became miserable.
It's like a hydraulic press pressing a rubber toad - all the places that can and can't be bulged out in an instant.
Fortunately, they are ghost bodies. If they were flesh bodies... the scene would not be very hygienic...
Although the "Unknown Ghost" was of high moral character, he couldn't bear it and was the first to beg for mercy.
"Lord Tree God, please forgive me for the sake of the underworld."
"I am..."
However, before he could finish speaking, he felt the pressure on his body lighten.
It turned out that Mr. Song had left and rushed back to the Deaf Granny's courtyard.
Of course, this is not because Song Lao wants to give face to the Yinsi, or because he is concerned about his status as a big ghost.
I was just anxious to go back and see what was going on at home.
Without Song Lao's suppression, the big ghost immediately regained his composure.
He stood up suddenly and looked at Huang Zuo and his wife fiercely.
There is no way, the old couple's way of fighting is too hateful.
Especially after the big ghost was suppressed by Song Lao, he "eated" a lot of the exhaust gas emitted by these two people...
Huang Zuo and his wife knew that they were no match for the big ghost: even though they had been farting for half an hour, they still couldn't smoke this guy to death.
While secretly complaining about why Song Lao didn't crush the big ghost to death, they all retreated on alert.
"I'm warning you not to mess around!"
"Have you seen my big brother in white? His name is Chang Huaiyuan, and he is nicknamed: Chang Killer!"
"Don't look at Lao Baola, the fight is fierce!"
"If you dare to touch our old couple, I will let him cut you!"
Chang Huaiyuan was stunned when he heard this, and then shook his head helplessly, while muttering secretly in his heart.
When did I get such a nickname? How come I don’t even know it?
Chang Huaiyuan is a peerless gentleman. He always smiles when facing his own people, regardless of matters of principle.
And in front of so many people, it was difficult to refute Huang Zuo's face, so he could only accept the nickname "often killing people" with a wry smile...
There is cause and effect:
No one expected that Huang Zuo would hit the nail on the head.
Later, Chang Huaiyuan led his six brothers in blood-stained white clothes to kill Hua Jiuyan.
It created a folk legend that "the moon shines on the mountain of corpses, and the sea of blood turns over the dragon".
As time went by, the only thing known in the spiritual world was that "there is a blood dragon in the northern country, which is angry and 'often kills people'".
The person who often kills people is ten feet tall, with a tiger's back and a bear's waist, ten heads and eight arms, each holding a big club with wolf fangs.
The face is as ferocious as Zhong Kui's, and the breasts are exposed and spread wildly!
As for Chang Huaiyuan...is that guy from Nagada? Never heard of it, we don’t know it...
Such rumors made Chang Huaiyuan, who had always been elegant and elegant, almost autistic for a time.
Because of this, I refused to go out and move around for several years.
Without him, I feel ashamed!
Hey, I made a careless friend!
Regarding the matter of "frequently killing people", Chang Baye has a different view.
Not only was he not angry that people were spreading such rumors about his eldest brother, he was actually a little proud.
Chang Baye believes that such an image is in line with Chang Huaiyuan's "tough" temperament.
Even when Chen Daji got into trouble and implicated Master Ba, they were blocked in a "small alley" by "people" with no way to escape.
Chang Baye will use the most cowardly tone and say the most awesome words.
"Heroes, wait a minute!"
"Let me introduce myself first. I am Chang Huaiyun, the eldest son of the Chang family..."
At this point, the people blocking him would burst into laughter, and then Master Ba's next words would make the laughter stop abruptly.
Like a duck that was quacking happily, someone suddenly tightened its neck.
"It doesn't matter if you don't know me. My eldest brother's name is 'Chang Shao'."
After a terrible silence, Chang Baye was respectfully sent away by his "enemy".
In the small alley, Chen Daji was left alone and was beaten miserably...
If he is smart and sensible, he will even give Mr. Ba a few bags of instant noodles to build a closer relationship.
...
Without further ado, let’s get down to business.
As the saying goes:
There are only wrong names, not wrong nicknames.
When the big ghost heard the title "often killing people", he immediately paid attention to it.
After all, in today's Dharma-ending era, those who dare to harm ordinary people, or even kill people often without fear of retribution, are either idiots with grievances, or truly profound people.
As for Chang Huaiyuan, he didn't look like an idiot.
"Your Excellency, you are Chang Huaiyuan, 'who often kills people'?"
Chang Huaiyuan didn't know how to explain it, so he could only nod helplessly.
"It's Chang..."
