Let’s tell the truth:
Chen Daji ran towards Chang Baye and Zhang Bao, not because he wanted to divert trouble to the east.
Just because he is "kind" in nature, he subconsciously informs his "teammates" when he encounters danger.
Tell them to run away quickly to avoid being implicated by themselves...
But when he heard the angry scoldings of Chang Baye and Zhang Bao, Chen Daji finally remembered that these two people were now patients with "completely comminuted" fractures.
Not to mention running away, even a big fart would easily break you apart...
"understand!"
"Let's lure the pursuers away now. Master Ba, you and Uncle Zhang should take cover!"
After saying this, Chen Daji turned around fiercely and rushed straight through the dense swarm of bees behind him.
He screamed and ran faster and faster, and in the blink of an eye, he disappeared deep into the dense forest with the black bees...
Seeing that the crisis was over, Zhang Bao breathed a long sigh of relief.
He said hesitantly.
"Old man, it seems that Pindao had many misunderstandings before."
"Judging from what little friend Daji did just now, he doesn't have a bad intention."
When Chang Baye heard what Zhang Bao said, he was stunned for a moment, and then nodded repeatedly.
"Brother Bao, you are a sensible person."
"The little bastard has no evil intentions in the first place, he is just simply wicked!"
Zhang Bao: "..."
Are the common people today so complimentary? !
A ghost and a long insect chatted awkwardly for a long time, but Chen Daji did not come back.
Even the screams could no longer be heard.
Seeing this scene, Zhang Bao couldn't help but feel worried.
Regardless of his position, Chen Daji just "used his body to lure the enemy" in order to protect him and Chang Baye.
"Lao Ba, why has little friend Daji not returned yet? Could it be that some accident happened?"
"After all, on this island, you and I are just like mortals. We can't even use half-dozen spells, and even our bodies are extremely fragile."
Not only Zhang Bao is worried about Chen Daji, but Chang Baye, as a "good gay friend", is actually even more worried about:
Although the little brat is thick-skinned, he is probably not strong enough to resist a wasp...
He couldn't really be stung to death, could he? !
The more worried he felt, the more indifferent Mr. Chang showed.
This is very similar to our elders who are not good at words and care about us more than anyone else.
"Brother Bao, don't worry!"
"Even if we all die, the little brat can't!"
"What do you mean by that sentence? Oh oh oh, I remember: good people don't have a good life, and disasters last for thousands of years..."
What Chang Baye said is true:
To describe it in modern terms, even if the earth explodes and all living things become extinct, the underworld will not deal with the scourge of Chen Daji!
Just let him squat alone in the vast space, pee and play in the mud!
No one wants to talk to him anyway!
...
After a while, rustling sounds suddenly came from the woods.
I saw a monster with a head as big as a bucket and two sausage mouths, staggering out.
At the same time, he kept humming.
Chang Baye was immediately startled and subconsciously rubbed behind Zhang Bao.
"Oh, let me go, where is the monster?!"
"I don't see Deputy Leader Zhang here, why don't you retreat quickly!"
The monster was stunned when he heard this, and then stopped with an embarrassed look on his face.
The eyes of the dead fish, which were swollen like blisters, were full of innocence.
"Master Ba, don't make trouble, I'm the big plan..."
Because his lips were so swollen, Chen Daji spoke a little loudly.
Mr. Chang Ba was shocked!
After taking a closer look, it turns out that except for the face shape, the height and body shape are the same as those of my good gay friends.
"What's wrong with you, little brat? Are you being beaten!?"
Chen Daji gasped in pain and complained while gently wiping the saliva dripping from the corner of his mouth.
"What else can I do? Let the hornet bite me!"
Hearing the hornet, Chang Baye became alert again and kept looking behind Chen Daji.
"You little brat, don't come here yet!"
"Where's the wasp?! Did you throw it away?!"
Chen Daji didn't listen to Chang Ba Ye's words this time. He took out something from his arms while minding his own business.
"The wasps have eaten their fill and gone home...if you give them another dinner, you won't hurt me to death!"
Chang Baye and Zhang Bao: "..."
After enduring the pain and walking up to Mr. Chang Ba, Chen Daji finally took out the hornet's nest in his arms.
"Second Uncle Zhang and Eighth Master, this stuff can reduce swelling and relieve pain. You two should eat half of it quickly."
"One time I pulled out a bird's nest and fell from a tree. My butt cracked and it hurt when I farted. My boss gave me this, and it worked!"
Seeing the miserable Chen Daji, Chang Baye admitted that he was really moved at this moment.
"Little, little bastard, are you poking a hornet's nest because of me, Master Eight?!"
Not only Chang Baye was moved, but also Zhang Bao.
"Little friend Daji is willing to endure such suffering for the sake of poor Taoism. How righteous!"
Chen Daji didn't care at all, he said while grabbing the wasp that was still eating from his clothes.
"Master Eight, Uncle Zhang, we just walked around the island a lot, and we have good news and bad news. Which one do you want to hear first?"
"Bad news." Chang Baye, who has always been unlucky recently, chose bad news first.
After all, after hearing the good news at the end, you can still have the illusion that all the hardships are over.
"There is nothing on this island. If we get hungry, we can only eat cow dung."
Zhang Bao was stunned: "Little friend Daji, what about the good news?!"
Chen Daji smiled sheepishly.
“Cow dung is definitely enough to eat!”
After hearing this answer, the excitement that had just arisen in Chang Baye's heart disappeared in an instant.
"You little brat, get out of here, Master Ba!"
"disappear as far as you can!"
