Chen Daji was just surprised, but the two blurry figures were frightened.
They discovered that the bird on the other side was actually Chen Daji, just like a small toad meeting a big worm; a chicken meeting an eagle; a young girl meeting a pervert.
They jumped back a step and exclaimed in unison.
"No way?! Are you so unlucky? You can meet the Major General even when you are doing business?!!"
"Get out, get out! It's really a god of decline, possessed by a bad star!"
"It must be a nightmare, go back and go back to sleep..."
The two ghosts who came to capture the soul of the cat-faced old lady were about to escape, but Xin Lianshan stretched out his big hand and grabbed his shoulders.
"Brothers, we haven't finished our errands yet. How can we explain to our superiors if we just go back like this?"
Still immersed in the horror of meeting Chen Daji, the two ghosts answered subconsciously.
"Explain? Explain what?!"
"If you encounter the Major General when you go out on errands, you should hide as far away as possible. Don't let him stick to you... This is the highest instruction from above..."
After answering, the frightened Gui Cha turned to look at Xin Lianshan.
"Who are you? Don't mind your own business and let us go. It's too dangerous here..."
"Isn't it?! General Xin?!"
"The two major scourges in the Yin and Yang Realm...both heroes are here?!"
"This must be a nightmare, a nightmare..."
"What a fucking dream, take your hands off me!" Haogui Xin Lianshan scolded him while pulling away the hands of the two ghosts covering his eyes.
"Both the Major General and I are alive... No, I am dead, the Major General is alive..."
"Damn it, this is so awkward to say!"
While the three acquaintances from the underworld were having sex, the cat-faced old lady's soul had already left her body.
The ghost body that was supposed to be black and white was now glowing with a faint golden light.
The two ghosts were stunned when they saw this, and then they understood why it was like this.
They all saluted to Hua Jiunan and Xiao Wuxin.
"The Taoist priest is kind and the master is compassionate!"
"I thank you both for this miserable soul who died in vain!"
After the transcendence was completed, Hua Jiunan and Xiao Wuxin did not neglect the two ghosts.
Each returned the favor using the etiquette of Taoism and Buddhism.
"It's your duty, Master Guicha, please be polite."
Only then did Chen Daji finally have a chance to speak.
"Two...what are your last names, two ghost brothers?"
As the saying goes, if you are not afraid of thieves stealing, you are afraid of being missed.
If this makes the Major General remember him, will he still have a good life in the future? !
But when the young general asked questions, he couldn't ignore them.
then......
Gui Chayi said: "Oh, there was such a thunderous thunder just now. It was so strong that I couldn't hear anything!"
Gui Cha Er: "Old man, what are you talking about?! Why is there such a strong wind?!"
"Stop talking nonsense, hurry up and take the living soul back to deliver the mission. It will be hard to explain if you delay the time!"
Gui Chayi: "Yes, yes, yes!"
"Old man, please move and watch your step."
"There are no inns on Yin-Yang Road. Let's hit the road early, please!"
Then with a whoosh, the two ghosts disappeared together with the cat-faced old lady.
Chen Daji and Xin Lianshan: "..."
The two major scourges in the Yin and Yang Realm all raised their heads to look at the bright moon in the sky, speechless for a while.
There are not even a single dark cloud, so where does the wind and thunder come from...
In the midst of this embarrassment, the ghost missionary who had just left returned.
However, he did not show his body, he just showed his big head from the soil and spoke quickly.
"Suddenly I remembered something, and I need to inform the Major General in advance."
"In the near future, your old enemy will come to take charge of your affairs, so you need to be careful..."
Gui Cha wanted to say that he needed to be more careful, but then he thought about what Chen Daji usually "did" and suppressed the last two words.
What a waste of nonsense!
Does this man need to be careful? Besides, given his character, he wouldn’t!
Taking the initiative to move over to fight against the Major General is too much to think about!
I hope that idiot won’t be played too badly by the Major General...
"Forget it, I have nothing to do here, kid, please excuse me. Major General, I wish you immortality and your honor as soon as possible!"
After saying that, he disappeared again.
"Am I that scary? Why are they running away in such a hurry..."
Chen Daji fell into extreme self-doubt for a while.
Seeing this, the powerful ghost Xin Lianshan hurriedly comforted him.
"Major General, there is no need to speculate."
"I don't think there's anything wrong with you except that you're ugly and annoying!"
Chen Daji was stunned when he heard this: "Really? Brother Xin, tell me, what is it about us that attracts people?"
Xin Lianshan was stunned for a moment, then swished into the ground.
That speed was much faster than the two ghosts just now.
"Major General, I'm going back first. I was in a hurry when I came out. The door to the house was not closed. My wife is at home, so don't let any evil spirits come in!"
"Next time before you drink, remember to call me early!"
Chen Daji: "..."
"Bah! What kind of humanity!"
"Except for Yun, none of you know how to appreciate me!"
After finishing speaking, he raised his head and looked at the sky at a 45-degree angle, making a lonely gesture...
Finally, Hua Jiunan was reliable and brought the topic back on track.
"Daji, who is your enemy? How did you become an enemy?"
"Let's discuss it and be prepared."
The deaf mother-in-law also laughed and spoke.
"Xiaojiu is right."
"Big plan, tell grandma how you became enemies with others?"
"It's better to dissolve enemies than to make enemies. If it's nothing serious and it's still our fault, grandma will take you to visit them to apologize, and the matter will be over."
Chen Daji was at a loss when he was asked, and he hesitated and said after a moment.
"Grandma, I... I am such a particular person, I shouldn't have any enemies, right?"
"That kid must have lied deliberately to scare us..."
Chang Baye, who originally wanted to avoid provoking Chen Daji, couldn't stand this guy's mysterious confidence.
Unable to bear it anymore, he slapped his tail so hard that he staggered.
"You little brat, how can you, a coward like you, have no enemies?"
"Even if Sister Toad puts a big knife on my neck, Master Ba, I won't believe you!"
"You have too many enemies. Who knows who might come to trouble you?!"
Seeing Chen Daji's stupid look, the deaf mother-in-law smiled helplessly and shook her head.
"Forget it, forget it. I really can't remember it. You don't have to force Mr. Ba."
"If the person who comes here is a reasonable person, we should be polite and have a good talk with him."
"You can't kill Daji without just nodding your head."
Chen Daji is actually a kind person, but he is a bit arrogant occasionally.
"Grandma, what if our enemy is unreasonable?"
The deaf mother-in-law gently touched Daji's shoulder and did not answer directly.
Instead, he asked Hua Jiu Di with a smile.
"Grandson, what was your grandfather's favorite song when he was alive?"
Hua Jiunan did not hesitate.
"When a friend comes, he is greeted with good wine; if he is a jackal, he is greeted with a shotgun!"
