After thinking about this, Chen Daji was not in the mood to talk nonsense with the ghost Xin Lianshan.
With squinting dead fish eyes, he said listlessly.
"Brother Xin, stop looking. No one is dead, and there is no banquet."
"Besides, didn't you just finish drinking and sober up so quickly?"
When he heard that there was no wine to drink, Xin Lianshan suddenly became weak.
He drooped his head and replied: "If you don't drink, then what do you want me to do, young general?"
"Apart from drinking, swearing, and fighting, I can't do anything else..."
At this point, Xin Lianshan suddenly woke up.
"Major General, have you made an appointment with someone to fight? Where is he?"
As he was talking, he looked around, when the cold wind blew Bai Ling, and he saw the cat-faced old lady standing in the mourning hall.
"Hey! New breed?! Are you going to catch it and collect it?!"
"It just so happened that the childbirth ghost caused me to explode last time, so I caught this one and paid it to the little gentleman."
Xin Lianshan was about to take action when he was "frozen" by Chen Daji's words.
"Brother Xin, please don't mess around!"
"Grandma said the old lady was pitiful, and she came here specifically to comfort her."
grandmother? Peak Five-Feather Witch Zhu? ! !
Hearing this, Haogui Xin Lianshan immediately retracted his big foot.
Scratching his big head in embarrassment, the will-o'-the-wisps between the giant horns condensed into the shape of a villain kowtowing...
"Our grandma is here, Major General, why didn't you tell me earlier!"
"Where are they? Take me, Lao Xin, to kowtow!"
"Kowtow to grandma when you get home. Brother Xin, I have something to ask you." Chen Daji finally got to the point.
"Did you see those two people in the mourning hall? When they die, clean them up. They are so annoying!"
After listening to Chen Daji's explanation of what happened, Xin Lianshan became furious.
Without saying a word, he took off the two will-o'-the-wisps on his head, flicked them at the unfilial couple, and muttered something.
"The underworld serves as a warning, and punishments are constant. Fengdu protects one's life, and is pierced by thousands of piercings!"
"Let's go!"
Two will-o'-the-wisps held up the sinister wind, shooting into the bodies of the unfilial couple like bullets.
And then...then they just shuddered and nothing happened.
As if nothing happened...
"Are you having fun? Brother Xin, are you not sober? Did you recite the wrong spell?"
Chen Daji was obviously very disappointed with this result.
"What's the use of throwing two balls of flames out? You might as well use your steel fork to pierce their waists!"
The ghost Xin Lianshan knew that Chen Daji had not broken through the mystery in the womb yet... But then again, even if he broke through the mystery in the womb, he didn't seem to know any magic.
Just a little stronger, a little more edible, a little more annoying...
"Major General, you don't know something. What I, Old Xin, do is called Yin Fire Covering the Soul."
"When these two bastards die and enter the 'Hell of Great Heat and Anger', the brothers there will take special care of them when they see the mark left by me, Lao Xin."
"Not only that, they will be very unlucky in the past few years before their life span is over."
"What about 'drinking cold water to stuff your teeth, farting and breaking your heels'? That's a common occurrence!"
Chen Daji was shocked when he heard this: "F*ck, so cruel?!"
"Brother Xin, you are so bad, but we like it, hehehe!"
"Is it necessary? I didn't see who I, Lao Xin, was hanging out with!" The two major scourges in the Yin and Yang world, facing Geigeigei's mean smile, said nothing.
Seeing this, Master Chang couldn't help but feel a chill in his heart.
It seems that you should be nicer to the little naughty kid in the future. He...he is so wicked!
If you mess with this guy, even if you die, he will find a way to torture you...
In the mourning hall, the unfilial couple begged to no avail. The cat-faced old lady swayed her body and refused to lie down in the coffin.
At the critical moment, their youngest daughter Nini trotted up to the cat-faced old lady, pulled her by the corner of her clothes, and weakly stretched out her white and tender hands.
Holding a small snack in the palm of his hand.
"Grandma, have you been hungry for a long time? Eat something quickly, Nini left it for you."
"My parents don't know."
After the little girl finished speaking, she glanced at her kneeling parents in fear.
When the other two older children saw her, they suppressed their fear and walked up to the old lady, extending their hands at the same time.
What he held in his hand was also a small snack.
"Grandma, we have hidden food for you, please eat quickly."
Hidden table in the book:
If a few children hadn't secretly "supported" their grandma over the years, the old lady would have starved to death at the hands of unfilial children!
The cat-faced old lady looked at the three innocent children, with more blood and tears in her eyes.
It seemed like he wanted to hug them, but his body was already stiff and he couldn't even do this simple movement.
The deaf mother-in-law sighed when she saw this.
Hu Feier is smart and considerate.
He walked quickly behind the children, picked them up one by one, and asked the three children to take turns feeding the food into the mouth of the cat-faced old lady.
After swallowing with difficulty, the old lady looked at the three children with great reluctance and let out a mournful cry.
Then he fell to the ground with a thud, all the resentment in his chest dissipated, and there was no further reaction...
The three children were stunned at first, and then burst into tears.
"Grandma, don't die, we don't want grandma to go!"
Seeing this, Hua Jiunan couldn't help but think of his own sadness when Uncle Li passed away.
Subconsciously waving the copper coin sword to save the old lady.
"The sky has no restrictions, the earth has no restrictions, the year has no restrictions, the moon has no restrictions, the sun has no restrictions, the time has no restrictions, the yin and yang have no restrictions, there are no restrictions. Today, the immortals are gone, and all suffering is gone..."
Xiao Wuxin, who was hiding behind Hua Jiunan, had tears in his eyes when he saw this scene.
Immediately sit cross-legged and recite "Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva's Original Vow Sutra" loudly.
The solemn sound of the scriptures dispelled all the haze.
"In the future, when kings and Brahmans see the elderly, sick, and women who have given birth, if they have a moment of great compassion, they will donate medicine, food, bedding, etc. to make them happy."
"Such benefits are most unimaginable. For one hundred kalpas, I will always be the God of Pure Dwelling. For two hundred kalpas, I will always be the God of Six Desires. I will eventually become a Buddha and will never fall into the evil paths. Even for hundreds of thousands of lives, I will not hear the sound of suffering... .”
Different from Hua Jiunan, Xiao Wuxin and the three children:
When the unfilial couple saw that their mother was really dead, their faces showed the secret joy of "surviving the disaster".
After quietly taking a look at the deaf mother-in-law who had a frosty face, she pretended to be sad and cried bitterly.
"Mom, why did you leave like this? We can't bear to leave you!"
...
After a while, the dark wind picked up again, and two blurry figures suddenly appeared in the mourning hall.
After they came out, they happened to be standing face to face with Chen Daji, no more than one centimeter apart from each other.
Just a little pout and you can kiss each other.
The three "people" are all males, and in such a shameful posture, each other is a little embarrassed.
After Chen Daji was stunned for a moment, he jumped back.
"Holy shit! Is it haunted again?!"
