As soon as Xiao Wuxin finished speaking, two soul lamps suddenly floated in the dark wind. The two red words "Death" on the left and "Sacrifice" on the right were particularly eye-catching.
A lot of paper money was scattered in the wind.
A group of mourners slowly walked out of the paper money.
There are young and old, men and women.
There were even paper figures with red cheeks and paper horses as black as ink passing back and forth.
Each of the "mourners" was wearing a blood-stained mourning gown, and their faces varied from pale to black and blue.
The only thing they have in common is that they all smile weirdly and have pus and blood flowing from their eyes.
At the front of the team was a group of ghost Taoist priests.
Yuefu's "Elegy" came from their mouths.
But what is being sung now is "Blood Lake Spirit, Recommend Death".
The ghost Taoist walking at the front was holding tiles and an iron axe.
While leading the funeral procession forward, he shouted miserably.
"When the day is auspicious and the heaven and earth are open, I serve the Jade Emperor and send me to mourn."
"I transformed into the True Martial God of the North, wearing golden armor, holding a diamond in my hand and descending to the gate of heaven."
"Guide the way in front of the second palace of the sun and moon, and the two generals Heng and Ha will drive with them. They must pass through mountains and rivers, and pass through rivers and streams. If there is any obstacle, Yin and Yang will give orders."
The weirdest thing is that through the shadowy "crowd", only ten evil ghosts with long hair covering their faces were seen, carrying a huge bright red bluestone coffin, swaying forward.
The four sides of the coffin, as well as the top and bottom, are densely carved with red "frescoes".
Although it was too far away and blocked by heavy fog to see clearly what was on it, waves of cold, desperate aura hit my face like a tidal wave.
When I got closer, I saw a huge letter in blood written on the chests of the ten evil spirits carrying the coffin.
Together they are "Heaven, earth, humans, gods and ghosts, hairy scales, Ying Yukun."
Seeing these ten words, Hua Jiunan felt vaguely familiar, but for a while he couldn't remember where he had seen them.
"Damn it, there's a funeral even if a ghost dies? He's crying so miserably... He looks much more filial than the sons of the cat-faced old lady..."
Chen Daji murmured to himself and pulled Chang Baye's big tail backwards.
"Baye, don't be stunned, hurry up and put it in reverse gear!"
"No matter what you are doing, pedestrians and vehicles must give way to Bai Shier's family. This is the rule!"
Every time he encounters something dangerous, Chen Daji takes the initiative to expose his target.
If he exposes himself, he will expose himself, and he will always bring trouble to our eighth master.
This made Mr. Chang Ba very angry. He wanted to slap him with his big tail, but he was worried about attracting too much attention.
So he could only wrap his arms around Chen Daji's neck, hold him in the air and shake him from side to side.
"Little brat, can't you please lower your voice, lower your voice, lower your voice?!"
"If you make such a noise, dirty things will find you!"
...
"Oh, Master Ba, let me tell you a few words. How dare you ignore me, little brat?!"
"No, I must give you a hard whip today!"
Chang Baye's operation made more noise than Chen Daji.
So much so that the group of mourning ghosts not far away had stopped and looked towards this side with a sad smile.
Only the paper money in the hand is still being thrown away.
Hui Lao Liu was quite helpless when he saw this scene.
"Old man, you are tying the little calf's neck with your tail, how can he say anything?"
"Also, don't blame me for not warning you. If you don't let go of your plan, he might be strangled to death by you..."
The eighth master was shocked when he heard this, and then he saw that Chen Daji had twisted his mouth, his eyes were squinting, his tongue was drooping, and he was frothing.
The bowed legs that were originally used to kick happily were hanging straight, like bacon sticks hanging under the eaves.
"Aiya, I go!"
After an exclamation, Master Ba quickly put Chen Daji gently on the ground.
"Little brat, don't scare me, we really didn't mean it!"
As he talked, Chang Baye felt distressed and anxious, and almost cried.
Just when he was hesitating whether to give Chen Daji a "snake" breath like the one on TV, the guy let out a series of heartbreaking coughs.
"Fuck! Cough cough cough!"
"Master Ba, you... cough, cough, cough, you are too cruel!"
"It's so hard to strangle me to death... I must deduct merit from you!"
Speaking of other things, Chang Baye felt extremely guilty and might not argue with Chen Daji.
But when it comes to deducting merit, wouldn't it cost him his life?
"You little brat..."
Before Chang Baye could finish speaking, the leading ghost Taoist priest suddenly raised his head.
There were actually black flesh worms moving in and out of the rotting eyes.
"Blessings and blessings are immeasurable."
"The Lord is lacking two 'golden boys' to lead the way, and you are just the right ones."
Yan Bi laughed miserably and floated slowly towards this side.
Chen Daji was not thinking clearly. He barely stopped coughing and turned to ask Mr. Chang Ba.
"Master Ba, what is the golden boy? What does the ghost mean?"
Chang Baye was already frightened. He trembled and curled up behind the big stone, burying his head in the middle of the stone pot.
From a distance, it looks like a pile of shit...
"The ghost means to take you and the little gentleman away and serve the things in the coffin as servants."
"Eat less than chickens, get up earlier than dogs, bring tea and water, clean the house, take a bath, rub your back and knock off cigarette ashes, what a miserable life!"
"Oh shit!" Chen Daji was furious when he heard this.
No matter what life he is in, he can only be served by others. When has "Young General" ever served others?
After a disagreement, he took action - just in time to try the skills he learned from his deaf mother-in-law and take action.
Chen Daji has two tricks:
One is the ghost Xin Lianshan;
The other is the mini "Dad of Daji" in Guanghua Mansion.
The book hints that these two Immortals are not weak.
One is one of the guardians of the punishment hell, an existence that makes many evil spirits fearful;
The other is the God of Kaifu who has done countless good deeds, received blessings from heaven and earth, and is a living person.
In a sense, he can barely be regarded as one-third of the palace master.
I saw Chen Daji jumping up in front of the group of ghosts with a roar, his eyes closed tightly and one foot stomping on the ground three times, muttering something in his mouth.
"The first is to invite the heaven and earth to move, the second is to invite ghosts and gods to be frightened, the third is to invite Mao Laodao, the fourth is to invite Jiang Taigong..."
In fact, the orthodox method taught by his deaf mother-in-law did not include these messy formulas at all.
These were all added by himself, why...Chen Daji thought that if he didn't say something, the sense of ceremony would not be enough...
Fortunately, the ghosts were frightened by Chen Daji's "psychopathic temperament" and did not take advantage of him while he was "reciting a curse".
It took more than thirty seconds before this guy opened his Poro-like voice and shouted.
"Invite Xin Lianshan!"
Whoosh, whoosh, the cold wind remained the same, and nothing around him changed.
Not to mention the ghost Xin Lianshan, he just didn’t even invite him out...
Just when everyone was looking at Chen Daji like an idiot and the situation was extremely awkward, a kid's head suddenly emerged from the snow swirling.
With big innocent eyes, he was obviously frightened after seeing the ghosts attending the funeral.
"It's a big disaster??? It's a big disaster!!!"
"Oh my god, you scared me to death!"
Then he turned his head 180 degrees and looked at Chen Daji.
"Major General, my General Xin just finished his drink and asked me to bring you a message."
"He really drank too much. He will definitely not be able to drink anymore for the time being!"
"If you always invite him to drink, it will be tomorrow at least!"
The kid said these words extremely fast, much faster than the advertising slogans spoken by some hosts today.
The most rare thing is that he can pronounce words more clearly than him.
After finishing speaking, without waiting for Chen Daji to speak, he slipped into the ground and disappeared, leaving only the stunned "everyone"...
