Chen Daji is currently fighting in the Yin and Yang Realm, so naturally he can't get through with his cell phone.
To put it bluntly, even if he could get through it, Chen Daji wouldn't be in the mood to answer it in his current state...
"Oh mom, it hurts me so much!"
"There are still a few more times. We, we have been beaten so hard that we can hardly hold our shit..."
How could Chen Daji's little tricks be hidden from the experts present.
After passing through the yin, what comes are the three souls and seven souls, the origin of the soul and body.
There is no physical body, where would there be shit...
So the two executioners just pretended not to hear and continued to beat each other happily.
Hey, if you are lucky enough to beat a major general in your "ghost years", you will be able to brag about it to your colleagues for a lifetime!
Others were laughing and joking, feeling happy watching the biggest scourge in the Yin and Yang world being beaten, but Hua Jiu was in trouble.
He really felt sorry for this brother who had been with him through life and death many times.
Hearing Chen Daji's miserable screams, Hua Jiu could not help but feel sad. He quietly took out a small paper figure given by shopkeeper Liu and silently recited the secret "Substitute Curse".
To stand in for the body, white paper is used as the surface, and five-color paper is used as the clothes;
Open your left ear to listen to the yin world, and open your right ear to listen to the yang world;
You and Chen Daji were born in the same year, the same month and the same day;
Use your left hand to ward off all difficulties, and your right hand to ward off a thousand disasters;
The mountains must be punished, the sea must be conquered, and the evil spirits must run away without punishment, and the divine soldiers are as urgent as the law!
As the spell was completed, Chen Daji suddenly felt that the board had hit him, and it no longer hurt at all.
Not only that, even the original injuries were healed instantly.
Just when this guy was wondering, Hua Jiunan's voice sounded in his ears.
"Don't be stunned, keep shouting about pain!"
Although Chen Daji is usually confused, he is not stupid at critical moments.
He immediately understood that it was Hua Jiu Di, and he didn’t know what method he used to help him.
So he naturally cooperated and continued "howling miserably" with his broken gong-like voice.
"Oh my god, it hurts!"
"My ass is all dry!"
I yelled a few times, maybe because I was tired, so I yelled in a hurry.
"Ah, I'm dizzy!"
Then he lay motionless on the ground and began to pretend to be dead.
Facts have proved that you can never guess what Chen Daji will do next.
Not long after this guy pretended to be faint, he actually fell asleep on his stomach.
It's okay for you to just sleep and snore if you have nothing to do.
I'm not afraid of snoring, and I insist on snoring so loudly that even the sound of the board that I deliberately intensified can't cover it up...
Hidden table in the book:
In fact, Cui Fujun, Cifu Zhenzhai Shengjun, Seventh Master and Eighth Master, as well as other shady commanders, noticed it when Hua Jiunan took action.
It’s just that no one said anything.
Firstly, it was to give Hua Jiunan, the most important person in the royal family, face, and to have a personal relationship when we meet in the future;
Secondly, these Yin Division masters did not really have any problems with Chen Daji. They just had "grievances" in their hearts and wanted to vent them in a playful way.
But no one would have expected that the "Young General" would actually have such a saucy operation!
Thunderous snoring echoed at Naihe Bridge, and everyone was extremely embarrassed...
The quick-tempered Master Ba was instantly furious and struck the table in shock.
"Where are the left and right? Give this guy in the hall to me!"
On the spur of the moment, two wooden sticks were thrust into Chen Daji's armpits and he was lifted up with force.
It looked like a toad tied to a shelf.
Unfortunately, some people are like this, and they don't realize it until "death is imminent".
Chen Daji rubbed his sleepy eyes and asked in a mumble.
"What's going on? What are you asking me to do? Is dinner ready?!"
Seeing the eighth master Fan Wujiu's face getting darker and darker, Hua Jiunan hurriedly stepped forward and clasped his fists in salute.
"Please Mr. Fan calm down!"
"My brother is too weak, so he became confused in court after being severely punished!"
Fan Baye wanted to say something else, but Xie Qiye secretly stopped him.
There is no need to be serious at this time, and I don't really want to do anything to the young general.
Just by using Hua Jiunan's rhetoric of "getting off the donkey," he could give the Zhiren royal family another face.
"Since the 'offender' has already been brought to justice, there will be no further punishment today!"
"First announce the final verdict on the matter of passing the underworld..."
Everything went as planned, Hua Jiunan and the others were acquitted.
At the same time, in order to commend them for their meritorious service in killing Luo Menghong and Fa Qing, the underworld specially gave Hua Jiunan, Zhao Fei, and Chang Baye the false posts of patrolling the Yin and Yang realms.
This position has no real power. In modern terms, it is still a temporary worker.
The only advantage is that you don’t have to be secretive when traveling through the yin and yang in the future. It is considered a tolerance and is protected by the yin and yang world.
As for why Chen Daji was not given the position, I think I won’t tell you readers, even the little beauties will understand:
All the public officials in the underworld are fed up with this guy.
I wish I could pray for him to live forever every day, and preferably to ascend directly. How could I give him a chance to "go home often"...
Of course, Chen Daji was quite dissatisfied with the fact that he didn't get any benefits and even received half a beating.
But fortunately, this guy was stupid and easy to fool, and with a few words from the sinister and handsome man, he was able to get rid of him.
"No one knows that the young general is wise and powerful, so why should he care about his mere fame?"
"It's just that there is no two-term patrol commander. It's not always possible for you to think about the underworld all the time. Does anyone dare to stop you?"
When Chen Daji heard this, he turned to look at the mighty and majestic armies under "his" command.
Then he looked further away, where a group of hooligans were roaring, and he felt deeply that what Birdbill Yin Shuai said was right.
So he stupidly showed off that I am a very powerful bastard, and happily stood behind Hua Jiunan and stopped talking.
Kuroyu, who had been concentrating with his eyes closed, looked at the nest he had chosen with despair, and his expression of despair became even stronger...
After everything was done, the two judges and the Eight Great Yin Commanders declined Chen Daji's invitation, and ordered the Yin servants to snatch the instruments of the gangsters and ghosts, and beat gongs and drums to send Hua Jiu Nan and his party back to Yang.
Seeing their leaving figures, all the Yinsi Masters breathed a sigh of relief.
This scourge can be safely sent away.
The Yin Shuai with the leopard tail specifically asked the Yin Shuai with the bird beak.
"Brother, why did you just lie to the Major General that he can survive the underworld next time? Isn't this causing trouble for us?"
The handsome man with a bird's beak laughed loudly.
"I wouldn't say that, but with the character of the Major General, he shouldn't make a fuss!"
"Besides, it's best if he's not overcast. If he's overcast, don't we, my brothers, have a reason to openly beat him dozens of times?! Hahahaha!"
When the other handsome men heard this, they burst into laughter together.
"The beak is right!"
"Seeing the Major General being beaten, we all feel that our thoughts have become clearer and our cultivation has improved!"
Unlike the Yinsi Zhengshen, the rogue ghosts were all frowning and wailing at Chen Daji's back as if in mourning.
"Major General, you have to find a way to die quickly after you go back. We all miss you..."
Hua Jiunan and the others spent a long time in the clouds this time, and it was just dawn when they got home.
Deaf Granny and the other four Chumaxian family heads were already waiting in the yard.
In addition, although "Wang San" was lying on the bed, his mind never let go.
After confirming that Hua Jiunan had returned safely, he slowly closed his eyes looking at the world. When he opened them again, he turned into that naive farmer again.
He hurriedly put on his coarse cotton clothes and walked out of the room carrying two clean dead rabbits.
"Xiaojiu is back? Third uncle will prepare something delicious for you."
Seeing this, the housewives tried their best to stop Wang San.
"His uncle, please take a rest."
"You're just sick, so don't be tired. Don't repeat it."
Wang San couldn't resist the kindness, he smiled naively and touched Hua Jiunan's head before returning to the house.
Hua Jiunan told everyone the whole process of passing through the underworld. Everyone first congratulated Chang Huaiyuan for transforming into a dragon and ascending to the sky, and then looked at Chen Daji who had been beaten in vain with a half-smile.
Then he turned to Chang Baye, who was still looking wretched with a stone pot on his head and a red nose, and was filled with emotions...
Hua Jiu could not miss Grandma Mai, so she asked.
It was Hui Lao Liu who answered him.
The Hui Family Fairy changed his usual humorous attitude, and his face was full of solemnity.
"Sir, regarding Sister Mai's matter, we asked the Great Protector to help us deduce it."
"Now it is known that she is trapped deep in the snowy mountains, and there is no danger for the time being... But what trapped her is actually... the Qin Terracotta Warriors!"
