Hearing what Zhang Chao said, Chen Daji laughed even more.
He stretched out his hand and pointed at the evil ghost being suppressed by Hua Jiunan.
"Chao'er, take off your pants and pee on his face!"
"I'll go, what is Boss Chen doing?!" Although Zhang Chao didn't understand, he followed the iron law of nature that gangsters are afraid of gangsters and still walked towards the evil ghost.
As he walked, he untied the rope around his waist.
There was no way, Zhang Chao's father died early, and the family was too poor to afford a belt.
Chen Daji hid far behind Zhang Chao, looking like he was just watching the fun and not afraid of the big deal.
"Isn't it written in the little book that ghosts are afraid of children's urine?"
"Hahaha, give him a mouthful and see if he comes out!"
Zhang Chao was stunned: "Boss Chen, have you...have you ever had sex with anyone?"
Chen Daji: "...Does secret love count...?"
Zhang Chao: "..."
"Then why don't you pee yourself?"
Chen Daji scratched his messy hair with an embarrassed look on his face: "I'm afraid the ghost will bite me."
"Bite it off in one bite..."
Zhang Chao and Hua Jiunan: "..."
Although Gang Jing is also afraid of being "critically attacked" by ghosts, he is even more afraid of gangsters.
He could only take small steps to move in front of "Little Wang" who was suppressed by Hua Jiunan.
Keep your eyes closed and drink water.
This move not only frightened the evil spirits, but also frightened Hua Jiunan.
He suddenly rushed out of the distance, using the ancient martial arts' starting move, and "be on strict alert".
If he was accidentally injured and peed all over his face, he would be too shameless to go out and meet people in the future!
Hua Jiunan escaped, and "Xiao Wang" was still pressed by the zombies.
With a look of horror on his face, he let out a heart-rending cry.
"You brat, don't come over here!"
Seeing that the stop was ineffective and Zhang Chao's flowery underwear was already visible, the evil spirit turned into a ball of green smoke, broke away from the little queen and rushed towards Zhang Chao.
"I asked you to pee!"
Hua Jiunan wanted to stop him, but he had "escaped" too far and it was already too late.
A scream was heard...but it was the evil ghost who screamed.
The appearance of the natal corpse insect and the ancestor of the Zhang family disappeared in Zhang Chaomei's mind.
Seizing the opportunity, Hua Jiu Nan and Chen Daji launched attacks together.
"The God of Heavenly Fire and Thunder brings down thunder from the five directions. The God of Earthly Fire and Thunder brings down demons and eliminates evil spirits. The evil spirits go away quickly, as ordered by my emperor. Be as urgent as the law! The Five Thunder Curses of Tiangang, come out!"
"You bastard bomb, let's go!"
Yin thunder exploded and the stench filled the sky.
The poor devil only had time to let out a scream before disappearing completely.
Chen Daji paced back and forth where the evil ghost disappeared.
"Damn it, can't you beat me?"
"I should have taken it easy..."
Although Hua Jiunan also secretly regretted it, saving people was still the most important thing at this time.
"Zhang Chao, please let these seniors rest and let go of Brother Wang."
The boss’s boss is still the boss!
Upon hearing this, Zhang Chao immediately raised his right hand, and then... then he remained motionless.
After a moment, he said solemnly with a sad face.
"Squad leader, the little feudal superstition knowledge in my head can only drive away corpses, but will not let them lie down..."
All zombies: "..."
"What should we do? Hun'er can't get out, the house has been blown up, and it's almost dawn..."
"It's easy to talk about family matters!" At the critical moment, local tycoon Chen Daji took decisive action.
He took out his cell phone and called Chen Fu.
"Dad, what are you doing?"
"What the hell? It's already two o'clock in the morning and you're still sleeping? It's time to get up and pick up eggs!"
On the other end of the phone, Chen Fu's hysterical roar came.
"You little brat! Believe it or not, I'm going to have a second child with your mother right now!"
Chen Daji sneered, scratched his big head and begged for mercy.
"Dad, don't make trouble, I have something serious to do with you...can you buy me hundreds of coffins before dawn...delivery to your door..."
When Chen Fu heard this, he instantly lost his mood to curse.
"What, you and Xiaojiu went digging into other people's graves in the middle of the night?!"
"Don't bother yourself. If the villagers find out, they will beat you both to death!"
Not to mention this unique pair of father and son, Hua Jiunan first helped Zhang Chao to send all the zombies back to Yizhuang.
Then he picked up the unconscious Xiao Wang and muttered something.
"Wandering souls, where are they left? Three souls have descended early, seven souls are coming, there are temples, villages, palaces, prisons, tombs and forests by the river, there are false alarms and strange things, and the true soul is lost."
"Today I invite the mountain god, general of the Five Paths, to take charge of the land and be the master of the stove. I will go on duty to search for and possess the soul, and help the spirit. The gate of heaven will be opened, the gate of earth will be opened, and the soul of a boy from thousands of miles away will be sent."
"I ask the Supreme Lord to be as urgent as the law dictates!"
Under the blessing of the spell, Xiao Wang's soul, driven away by evil spirits, floated back into his body.
He also groaned and woke up leisurely.
"Xiaojiu?!"
"Where is this? What happened to me just now?"
