While Chen Daji beat Zhang Chao violently, Chang Baye, who was taking the blame, returned to the courtyard of the deaf mother-in-law.
"Hey, when did Sister Mai come here...Sister, why does our yard smell so bad..."
Chang Baye said while lying on the ground and smelling like a hunting dog.
I could smell the stone bench where shopkeeper Liu had been sitting.
"Oh, let me go, what kind of thing comes to visit our house?! Is he sitting here?!"
"Hey, you didn't wipe your butt when you pooped. It stinks to me!"
The deaf mother-in-law and the linen-clad grandmother stood up and walked to the stone bench together. Sure enough, they saw a layer of black powder left on it.
The two elders looked at each other and said in unison: "Corpse ashes?!"
Then Grandma Mai let out a strange laugh.
"Jie Jie Jie, I thought that thing just now was so evil."
"There was no reaction after drinking pine nut tea. It turned out that I was holding it back!"
Our Mr. Chang is a big fan of hygiene. Although he doesn’t understand what Grandma Mai is talking about, it doesn’t affect him in cleaning at all.
First, a gust of evil wind was attracted, blowing the small courtyard clean;
Then he used his big tail to stick clean white snow on it, and kept wiping the stone table and benches.
"Deaf woman, I'm not telling you to bring anything else to the family from now on."
"It's dirty and smelly, and it might even contain germs!"
"The little little calf has rough skin and thick flesh. If he is sick... it would be a pity to die. If the little gentleman and little Qianyue catch a cold, we won't feel bad!"
The deaf mother-in-law smiled helplessly and hurriedly agreed.
"Okay, okay, Master Ba, you are always right. Old lady, I will definitely pay more attention to you in the future."
Chang Baye worked hard to clean up for half an hour, and he didn't stop until he smelled every corner with his nose and confirmed that there was no smell.
He shrank into the corner and started to light a fire and cook noodles with satisfaction.
"Deaf woman, Sister Mai, it will be cooked in a while, why don't you two come and have some? It's so delicious!"
On the other side, Shopkeeper Liu, who had just walked out of the village, suddenly stopped. After standing still for a while, his body began to tremble slightly.
Then with a whoosh sound, he spat out a large mouthful of black paper.
The liquid that soaked the paper was the pine nut tea that I had just drank.
When the cold wind blows, the pieces of paper spit out turn into black butterflies, flying in the wind full of spirituality.
The young Liu Meina was not in the mood to appreciate this "wonderful view" and asked worriedly.
"Grandpa, are you okay?!"
After stabilizing for a moment, shopkeeper Liu opened his eyes again, stretched out his big hand and stroked Liu Meina's head lovingly.
"Don't worry, dear granddaughter, grandpa is fine."
"Come on, let's go home. Grandpa will make dumplings for you to eat!"
While comforting his granddaughter, "Shopkeeper Liu" laughed at himself.
They are all living dead, how can I still be so competitive?
It's a good thing now that I didn't suppress the deaf woman's family, but instead she hurt her body.
But having said that, if the deaf woman is so capable, it must not be because she is afraid of some "eight masters", so she doesn't help herself.
It seems there is something hidden...
Shopkeeper Liu sneered when he thought of the eight masters.
Hehehe, Huang Chao!
Others are afraid of you, the "great general who soars to the sky", but I am not afraid of you with the "three yin bodies"!
Eight healthy people will make us half dead, so don't blame the old man for asking for your life!
Shopkeeper Liu was thinking as he held Liu Meina in his arms, and soon returned to his coffin shop.
While cleaning the dust, he said softly to Liu Meina.
"Grandpa left in a hurry last time, and he didn't have time to teach you many ancestral skills."
"Girl, you should think about it carefully. If you want to learn, you can learn from grandpa during this period."
At this point, Shopkeeper Liu stopped and sighed.
"When our family passed down to you, there was only one single seedling left, alas!"
"Grandpa, good granddaughter, won't force you. If you want to learn, just learn. If you don't want to learn, forget it."
"You have to think about it yourself. Once you enter this industry, it will be difficult to get out!"
After this period of experience, Xiao Mina already knows that her grandfather and her deaf mother-in-law's family are not ordinary people.
There was not only no fear in her big bright eyes, but full of expectation.
"Grandpa, after learning our skills, can you help Sister Qianyue deal with dirty things?"
Shopkeeper Liu was stunned for a moment, then his face became full of confidence.
"Paper can carry Tao and connect Yin and Yang!"
"Our Liu family has learned a lot about paper-tying skills, so naturally we are not afraid of any evil spirits!"
"Grandpa, if I hadn't been greedy and careless for a moment, how could I have been harmed like this by the eight-strong generals..."
On the other side of Zhangjiawa Village, inside the ancestral hall.
Because of the decline of the Zhang family, no one has come to worship here for a long time, and there is a dilapidated scene everywhere.
More than twenty coffins with peeling paint were hung on the beams of the ancestral hall with hemp ropes as thick as a bowl.
The strong wind blew, making a creaking sound.
Several night owls squatted on top of the coffin, croaking and screaming.
The guardian of the ancestral hall is an ugly old lady who is blind in one eye.
Normally the villagers would not dare to come here, let alone this dark and windy night.
She sat alone in the middle of the ancestral hall, not closing the door despite the cold wind.
That way, he looked like a dead person.
Suddenly, a black clay pot exploded on the incense table in the middle of the ancestral hall.
A half-foot-long black corpse insect jumped out of it and screamed at the old woman.
The old woman opened her only eye with force, her cloudy eyes full of fear.
"Ancestor, please wake up quickly, that madman crawled out from under the Shouyang Monument!"
"He, he came to us to collect the debt from that year!"
