Several virtuous housewives were about to go to the kitchen, but were stopped by a burly ghost.
He smiled and said to the tall and thin ghost:
"Brother, I remember that you were a cook in your previous life, and your skills were passable."
"Now is the right time, why don't I show my hand and let General Li comment on it."
Although the tall and thin ghost boss didn't understand what his colleague meant, he knew that he had always been shrewd, so there must be some hidden meaning in what he said.
So he hurriedly said something to cater to him.
"Brother still understands me!"
"To be honest, not only were we cooks in our last life, but we will also be cooks in the next eight lifetimes!"
"Today is a great reunion for the old general and his family, so I will take the liberty of making a fool of myself!"
Although the two ghosts and Li Lanxi have transformed into their former lives, they can only hide it from ordinary people.
Deaf Granny and Hua Jiunan have long seen through their true identities.
Even Chen Daji, who had been baptized by the Sansheng Stone, could clearly see their true nature.
Therefore, it is natural that Yin Chai cannot be allowed to cook food for his family.
As soon as you come to the door, you are a guest, so you must not lose your etiquette;
Secondly, if this spreads out, it will be good or bad.
Throughout the ages, no matter how fierce the ghost kings and cult leaders are, have you ever heard of the one who dared to "control his envoys"?
That is a grave sin of contempt for the underworld!
If anyone really dares to do this, just stay at home and wait for Mr. Fan and Xie to visit!
It's best to put on the shroud and lie in the coffin first, lest it's too late to make arrangements!
Although Uncle Li and the deaf mother-in-law tried their best to dissuade him, the attitude of the two ghosts was extremely determined.
After pulling Li Lanxi into the kitchen, she never came out again.
"Old General Li, everyone...my lords, just wait and see!"
Everyone had no choice but to let them go.
Only Chen Daji approached the tall and thin Gui Cha and said softly.
"This...this Brother Longtongue, if I read it correctly, are you a hanger?"
The tall and thin ghost was almost stunned, thinking that Chen Daji was about to break through the mystery in the womb and have some memories of himself.
He quickly answered cheerfully.
"Major General, I will hang myself."
"What instructions do you have, old man?"
Chen Daji shook his head stupidly.
"In the dead of winter, you hang your tongue on your chest. Aren't you afraid of freezing your clothes?"
"Besides, even if it doesn't freeze on your clothes, what if your tongue falls into the pot while cooking?"
"Aren't you afraid of pain? It's disgusting even if we eat it!"
"Listen to me, control it quickly, and take it back!"
The tall and thin ghost boy felt disgusted after hearing this, and muttered to himself:
The Major General is a nice guy, but he has a long mouth.
Same as before reincarnation:
As soon as he speaks, people can't help but want to beat him!
Have you ever seen a hanged man whose tongue can be spit out and then retracted?
Are you playing? !
I'm not a worm!
Thinking of this, the tall and thin ghost took a peek at Mr. Chang Ba who was hiding alone in the corner with a broken pot on his head and playing with himself.
Feeling someone's eyes on him, Chang Baye, who was always alert, turned around sharply.
Seeing that it was Lord Ghost, he immediately showed a flattering smile.
He also imitated the gentleman's etiquette shown on TV. He used his big tail to take off the old black pot from his head, put it on his chest and saluted the tall, thin man, almost bowing his head.
The tall and thin ghost couldn't help but feel frightened when he saw this:
This guy has such a keen sense of spirituality!
As expected of the Major General’s home-grown worm, it’s awesome! sharp!
When Chen Daji saw the tall, thin ghost, he was stunned and silent, so he touched him lightly.
"Hey Brother Longtongue, we're talking to you, do you hear me?"
"Major General, I heard it!" The tall and thin Gui Cha resisted the urge to beat Chen Daji and replied angrily.
"Don't worry, old man, I won't let my tongue fall into the cooking pot!"
After finishing speaking, he picked up his tongue with his hand, flicked it, and wrapped it around his neck like a scarf.
There is also an extra piece hanging on the left shoulder.
If you put on a woolen windbreaker, you will look like Xu Wenqiang in the movie "New Shanghai Beach".
The tall and thin ghost turned around and left in a dashing way, leaving Chen Daji alone and messy in the cold wind.
After a long time, he gritted his teeth and uttered a sentence:
"Holy shit! Can you still play like this?!!!"
