Hua Jiunan still felt sorry for Chen Daji.
Carefully help him pull out the wooden thorns on his forehead one by one.
"How could this happen...No, I have to try again!"
After hearing this, Chen Daji was so frightened that he turned around and ran away.
"Boss, please wait a moment, I need to make some preparations in advance."
He quickly came to Master Chang Ba and poured all the instant noodles into the basin under the astonished gaze of the other man.
Then he ran back to the altar carrying the black pot.
Behind him, Chang Baye could be heard murmuring in fear.
"Damn it, you scared me!"
"I thought the little brat was trying to steal our instant noodles..."
"Boss, I'm ready, come again!"
Because there was a scapegoat covering him, Chen Daji's voice was a little shaky.
Hua Jiunan couldn't help but be stunned when he saw his appearance.
"Take it off."
"I will read it directly this time and it won't explode..."
Chen Daji was stunned.
"Boss, you didn't tell me earlier!"
"Isn't this nonsense? You've just wasted a lot of oil on your head!"
Hua Jiunan first tried to teach Chen Daji a simplified version of the "Summoning Technique", "The Summoning Mantra for Inviting Gods".
"The fragrance is heavy and echoes the heaven and earth, and the fragrance is burning through the gate of heaven. The golden bird rushes like cloud arrows, and the jade rabbit shines like a wheel."
"The Southern Star and the Big Dipper are shining all over the sky, and the five-color clouds are noisy. The temple is opened in Ziwei Palace, and the jade girl from Taoyuan invites the gods..."
Hua Jiunan recited one sentence, and Chen Daji followed suit.
Unexpectedly, before he was halfway through learning, there was a rolling thunder in the sky, and then a bolt of lightning fell towards Chen Daji's head.
The situation was urgent, and Hua Jiunan didn't have time to think too much and kicked Chen Daji away.
Lightning struck the altar, and bursts of green smoke erupted.
Chen Daji ignored the misery of his fall and fell to the ground, looking up at the sky and muttering to himself.
"Fuck, who am I? Where am I? What have I done?"
"Why was it struck by lightning?!!!"
Not only Chen Daji doubted life, Hua Jiunan also wondered:
Daji has a pure Yang body and a kind mind.
Uncle Chen Fu has benefited another party and accumulated a lot of negative virtues. It stands to reason that this would not be the case!
"Take care of yourself and throw away the black pot in your hand. Is it the thunder and lightning caused by this thing?"
"Really? Boss, I don't have enough education, don't lie to me..."
Hua Jiunan gave Chen Daji a look that said, "Trust me, that's right."
He spoke with absolute certainty.
"Iron is a good conductor of electricity, as the physics teacher told me in class!"
Chen Daji was doubtful, but he still threw the big black pot in his hand to the stunned Chang Baye.
At the same time, he did not forget to give instructions.
"Master Ba, be careful when cooking noodles with this thing, you may be struck by lightning!"
The two sat facing each other again.
This time Hua Jiunan didn't dare to be greedy and passed on Chen Daji's "General Mantra for Inviting the Gods".
Instead, he chose a powerful magic spell, the "Third Prince Curse".
"I would like to invite the third prince of Nezha. The prince acquires supernatural powers at the age of seven. Nezha orders Nezha to order. Nezha has a million soldiers."
"Millions of soldiers and horses lined up and marched to the altar."
"One year old has no father and is raised in heaven. Two years old has no mother and he is born alone. Three years old has no brother or younger brother. He turns into a lotus and is born on the water..."
Just like last time, Chen Daji was halfway through learning when a bolt of lightning suddenly fell towards him.
Chen Daji was well prepared this time. Before Hua Jiunan could kick him, he rolled to the side like a lazy ass.
It's a pity that the speed was a little slower, half of the body was electrocuted, and the hair stood up like weeds, and black smoke came out.
His dark face was full of grievances.
He said miserably to Hua Jiu.
"Boss, I hope you can give us a perfect explanation..."
Although Hua Jiunan was frightened inside, he was as stable as a mountain on the outside.
In order to make Chen Daji have confidence in himself, his mind was spinning rapidly.
Hey, there you have it!
"It's a big plan, I think this time it was an accident."
"I guess because...because..."
Before Hua Jiunan could finish speaking, Chen Daji couldn't help but interrupt.
"Boss, please don't say, 'I think it's because I'm not gentle enough'."
"I can also sing this song..."
