Early the next morning, Chen Fu was stunned when he saw Chen Daji with a scar on his forehead:
"I'll go, little brat, what happened to your head?"
"I fell off the kang while sleeping and hit the ground face first!?"
When Chen Daji saw the listless Chen Fu, he was also stunned:
"Dad, what's wrong with you?"
"Didn't you sleep well last night?!"
Chen Fu looked frustrated:
"Hey, don't mention it!"
"I snore as soon as I close my eyes. Your mother calls me when I snore!"
"This is so damn good, neither of us got any sleep the whole night!"
Speaking of which, Chen Fu lit a cigarette to refresh himself.
"Don't interrupt, I'm asking you what happened to your forehead!"
Chen Daji talks a lot about the train:
"Last night, my brother Jiu Nan and I became brothers with different surnames, kowtow!"
While talking, Hua Jiunan just walked out of the room.
"Good morning, Uncle Chen!"
Chen Fu looked at Hua Jiunan's smooth forehead and couldn't help but wonder, and asked Chen Daji:
"What, when you two became sworn brothers, you were the only one who kowtowed to Jiu Nan?"
"Shouldn't they be knocking each other?!!"
"Are you making a sworn vow or recognizing your godfather?"
"Why don't you beat you to death, you little brat!"
Chen Daji was also puzzled:
"Boss's face was covered in blood last night. Why did the injury heal in just one night..."
"Oh, by the way, Dad, you can't leave this yard from now on."
"Grandpa Shu promised to protect you!"
Chen Fu was instantly pleasantly surprised. He walked to the pine tree in three steps and knelt down to thank him.
"Thank you, old man, I kowtow to you!"
After getting up, Chen Fu immediately called the driver:
"Hey, Xiao Li, arrange for someone to send me dozens of tons of fertilizer right away!"
"Want the most expensive one!"
"What? Latiao? Oh yes! Latiao will bring another cart too!"
Hua Jiu had a dark look on his face.
These two men really have personalities:
One invites the ghost to eat spicy strips, and the other invites the tree fairy to eat chemical fertilizer!
But if I think about it carefully, there seems to be nothing wrong with it...
After the family had breakfast, Chen Fu suddenly thought of a key question.
"Nine Difficulties, how long do you want me to stay at your house?"
"I can't stay here and cause you trouble all my life, right?"
This question stumped Hua Jiunan.
Chen Daji smiled and said:
"Dad, theoretically speaking, when the big zongzi in the ancient tomb dies, when will you be able to leave grandma's house."
Chen Fu was stunned:
"When will the big zongzi die?"
How did Chen Daji know this? He could only talk nonsense:
"I can't say, but I think it will take 8,000 years!"
This sentence completely shocked Chen Fu.
"Damn it, no matter how hard I try, I won't live to be a hundred!"
"So, I won't be able to go out for the rest of my life?!"
When Chen Daji saw his father's frustrated face, he smiled happily.
"It's great to live here. I can drink with grandma every day and listen to the radio."
"If you are really bored, just learn to knit sweaters from my mother."
Chen Fu cursed angrily:
"You're going to fuck me!"
After sighing for a while, Chen Fu looked at Hua Jiunan again.
"Jiu, can you think of some other way to help uncle?"
"As someone who has just turned 40, I can't just stay here every day, eating and waiting to die!"
Hua Jiunan couldn't resist Chen Fu's pitiful gaze, so he thought about it carefully and came up with a solution.
"There's still one person who can deal with what's in the tomb."
"But he hasn't appeared for many years. I wonder if he can be found!"
At this moment, Hui Laoliu walked in from outside the door and happened to hear Hua Jiunan's words.
"The young gentleman is talking about 'the brave general'?"
Hua Jiunan nodded:
"That's right, it's Uncle Xue Zhi!"
"Brother Hui Liu, can my uncle Xue Zhi defeat the things in the ancient tomb?"
Hui Lao Liu looked thoughtful:
"This is hard to talk about!"
"It stands to reason that the 'Brave General' was declared righteous by the emperor himself at that time, and he is a righteous god."
"The things in the tomb were sacrificed by thousands of people for more than a thousand years. They are evil gods."
"Which of them is strong and who is weak can only be known by taking action."
The hope that Chen Fugang had just ignited was instantly extinguished by Hui Laoliu's words.
He said dejectedly:
"That's it, hey!"
"Then forget it, don't bother Xue Zhi...brother Xue Zhi."
"We can't put others in danger because of our own affairs."
"It would be immoral to do that. If you give birth to a son, you will have no butthole!"
After listening to Chen Fu's words, Chen Daji subconsciously touched his butt.
Fortunately, my dad is not evil, and everything we should have has grown...
Chen Fu's words made Hui Laoliu look at him with admiration.
"Brother, don't be discouraged."
"If we can recruit a brave general, and with the help of me and brother Chang Huaiyuan, we can definitely kill the things in the curtain!"
As soon as Hui Laoliu finished speaking, Chang Huaiyuan in white clothes appeared in the yard.
"Brother Gray has such pride, Chang Huaiyuan sacrifices his life to accompany him!"
