The next plot really starts to get funny.
The old man's plan failed, and the old policeman went to the bathhouse to take a bath. He pretended to be a bather, and actually used the bath to threaten the old policeman to hand over his camera.
The old police officer was also speechless. Who the hell is this?
His back was almost bald.
The old police officer is so depressed!
Zhou Xing expressed that he didn't understand the old man's forceful method, and the old man thought so, so it's not strange to say that it is polite to many people.
Zhou Xing bought a box of gifts and followed the old police officer all the way. It turned out that the old police officer and his colleagues were following the suspect.
Good guy, Zhou Xing walked up to him so carelessly carrying a gift.
Showing off the gift box with a shy face: "Um, I'm sorry to come here empty-handed. Officer, can you lend me your camera?"
The old police officer was so spartan, how could this horse-riding guy be so mentally retarded!
They are fucking following and planning to arrest people. Who the hell are you?
But he didn't dare to say anything for fear of alerting the enemy. As a result, Zhou Xing and the old man thought: "There is another one, hello! Excuse me! Let me go? I can't leave."
At this time, the suspect heard the noise and became alert.
The old police officer made gestures to tell him not to look, not to look, but how could Zhou Xing and the old man know this.
As a result, the suspect ran away.
The old policeman was so angry that he almost exploded.
"What's going on?" Zhou Xing finally understood.
"You, do you know that you are obstructing official business?"
Then, then he was caught!
Although this plot is a bit silly logically, the funny effect is still good.
In fact, everyone doesn't mean to be so picky. After all, comedy movies, especially some nonsensical comedy movies, have some logical errors and omissions, which is perfectly normal.
No one will take it seriously!
In the detention room, the perverted old man started doing his old habits again.
He really wanted to blow the paper to the ground like he did in the hospital and let the girl pick it up, so that he could capture the beauty with his wretched eyes!
It's just a pity that the distance is a bit far and he can't blow it very much.
In the eyes of others, he was like Zhou Xing puffing out his mouth like a sculpture.
At this time, the old police officer’s wife brought over lunch boxes for the whole team to eat.
The perverted old man smiled obscenely and said: "Marriage is not something that can only be achieved by love, right? Well, I miss it so much. I was going to sell that camera, but in order to be with my girlfriend I behaved well in front of me and didn't sell it out, but I got married to someone else."
At this time, the old police officer’s wife asked doubtfully: “Who is it?”
"Are you really not giving me a camera?" The old man put on Zhou Xing's body and winked.
"What's that girl's name?"
The old police officer suddenly remembered something, changed his previous attitude, quickly picked up the sushi bento made by his wife, ran over, and said politely: "How about some kimbap?"
"Other people's kimbap is not to my liking!" Zhou Xing waved his hands subconsciously.
"Say it's in the second drawer of the closet, please!"
Obviously, the old man did know the old police officer. In order to prevent the backyard from catching fire, the old police officer changed his previous attitude.
When the camera turned, it was inside the hospital.
"Pan Jun! Hey, Pan Jun, it's you!" the old man said to another old man wearing a hospital gown in the hospital.
The old man named Pan Jun's eyes suddenly turned red and he turned his head excitedly, but what he saw was a strange young man like Zhou Xing.
He was immediately confused.
Despite this, he still came to the hospital canteen with Zhou Xing.
The old man possessing Zhou Xing's body used his body to drink heavily.
Pan Jun persuaded: "You started drinking like this at such a young age, and you will lose all your teeth when you are old!"
But Zhou Xing said, "If you drink like that, won't it be okay?"
Old man Pan Jun was aroused by these words and immediately picked up the wine glass and took a sip, but was discovered by the nurse.
"Who are you? How did you find me?" Pan Jun was a little confused.
Because the voice sounded familiar before, much like one of his old friends, but in front of him was a strange young man.
At this moment, a clear voice suddenly came: "Aren't you having a drink?"
Zhou Xing turned his head, and the next moment, he was stunned. Love at first sight? Oh, no, it was probably because of sex, so forget it, anyway, this nurse is really beautiful!
As a result, the next moment, the old man possessed him again, pursed his lips, showed a lewd expression, and looked at the girl blankly.
He also took the initiative to put down the cup, stood up, turned a deaf ear to Pan Jun's questions, and walked directly towards the beautiful nurse.
He also had his hands behind his back as a trademark.
When he came to the beautiful nurse, he shamelessly approached and said, "You have been looking here since just now. Are you looking at me? Or at that old patient?"
This shameless slap made the beautiful nurse look confused.
"What?"
As a result, the old man controlled Zhou Xing's body and continued to shamelessly approach the beautiful nurse: "What can I do if I just take a look? Even if your eyes are like lasers, I'm willing to do it!" After that, he looked like an old man with his hands behind his back again. Look like leaving.
The beautiful nurse, who was left in a state of bewilderment, had no idea what was going on.
He also walked to the window and let the wind blow his hair, pretending to be handsome, but little did he know that at this time, he was as frustrated as he wanted.
But she also twitched her eyebrows at the beautiful nurse with a narcissistic look, which made people laugh.
"The weather is also nice. How about going to the cafe to have a cup of scented tea? Or float an egg yolk on it. I wonder if I can be honored by it?"
As a result, not only was the beautiful nurse dumbfounded, but everyone else was also stunned, completely speechless by his shameless and sinister look.
"Do you have to be so shameless in front of women?" Zhou Xing complained in the bathroom.
"What's wrong? I also saw that you fell in love with her at first sight, so I..." The old man said that he was doing it entirely for his own good.
"I didn't!" Zhou Xing said sternly.
"You are it!" The old man said as if he had already seen through you.
"I'm not that kind of person!" Zhou Xing continued to be harsh.
"No, you're that kind of bastard!"
It turned out that he came to the hospital to find an old friend in order to return the camera to him.
And that old friend is naturally the old man Pan Jun who loves to drink.
Zhou Xing woke up and saw the crying aunt lying face to face in front of him, looking at him blankly.
Soon, the aunt began to cry and the uncle continued to smoke.
This seems to have become his daily routine.
The key is that the perverted old man actually read adult magazines, looking so lewd, which left Zhou Xing completely speechless.
This made him more and more eager to fulfill these Ah Piao's wishes and make them disappear quickly, so he asked the little kid: "What is your wish?"
The little kid's wish is very simple, that is, to go see a movie.
Zhou Xing brought Greedy Kid to the cinema, and it just so happened that the beautiful nurse also brought the patient's child to watch the movie. Greedy Kid immediately fell in love with the lollipop in the patient's child's hand and almost drooled. .
Zhou Xing also discovered the goddess of his dreams and walked up to say hello.
As a result, the greedy little kid pressed his nose and asked, "How much did you pay for that lollipop?"
Although she was very confused as to why this man was so weird that he would lick his nose in front of his face, the beautiful nurse still answered the question.
In the theater, Zhou Xing and Xiao Wubai both laughed out loud at the movie.
On the other side, the beautiful nurse saw Zhou Xing laughing while watching the movie alone, but she was thoughtful.
Because the movie they watched was a cartoon for children.
Except for Zhou Xing, who came to see it on his own, all the others in the theater were brought by adults with children, so he seemed so out of the ordinary.
After leaving the theater, the kid asked to buy hand-made toys again. In order to get rid of them as soon as possible, Zhou Xing had no choice but to agree to come down and buy them for him.
The next moment he saw the beautiful nurse again.
Only this time, the greedy kid couldn't help but take action.
He possessed Zhou Xing's body and went to the sick child to ask for candy.
People gave him some candies, but he didn't think it was enough: "Is that all?"
As a result, he was caught by the beautiful nurse, and the little kid immediately stuffed all the candies into his pocket. Fortunately, the patient child was very sensible and told the beautiful nurse: "Sister, I'm hungry! Let's go eat fried noodles, shall we?" good?"
But when he heard about fried noodles, the greedy kid's eyes suddenly lit up.
Followed immediately.
As a result, I ate five large bowls of fried noodles.
Let the patients and children be shocked!
Run over and ask him if he can have another bowl?
As a result, the greedy kid said proudly: "I can eat three more bowls!"
But as a result of eating too much noodles, Zhou Xing ran to the toilet and almost vomited out bile.
Because Ah Piao doesn’t have an appetite at all, but Zhou Xing does!
The beautiful nurse thought it was because of the child she brought that Zhou Xing ate so much.
So I apologized and said that the child couldn't eat much because he had cancer, so he especially liked people who could eat.
At this moment, a small stall attracted the attention of the cancer kid and the gluttonous kid.
It turns out that this stall sells the kind of sugar-blowing fish that was very popular with children when they were young.
And this sugar blower does not sell it directly, but uses darts.
Zhou Xing felt bad when he saw the kid standing there licking his lips and drooling.
But there was no way, he had to fulfill the kid's wish.
In desperation, he threw the dart casually, and unexpectedly won the biggest prize, the biggest fish made of sugar.
Even the stall owner was amazed that after 40 years of doing this business, this was the first time that someone had won such a big prize.
A half-human-sized candy fish nearly made Zhou Xing’s eyes fall.
Zhou Xing originally wanted to give this to the child with cancer, but unfortunately, he couldn't make the decision at all. The greedy kid crossed his fingers at him, and he had no choice but to take the candy fish and leave.
The greedy kid asked him: "What I drew, why did I give it to others?"
"Didn't they get one? Just give them one!"
Unfortunately, the greedy kid refused to give in.
In fact, the most critical reason is that Zhou Xing really doesn’t want to eat such a big fish made of sugar!
The audience burst into laughter immediately.
is not that right? The greedy kid wants to eat such a big candy fish, but for Zhou Xing, that is simply a sin!
While he was talking, a beautiful nurse came over with the child Zhengyuan and said to him: "You better eat it, we don't need it!"
However, Zhengyuan was still extremely impressed and said: "Uncle is so amazing, he can eat such a big meal!"
As the nurse said before, he suffers from cancer. In fact, he can't eat much at all, so he especially likes people who can eat.
Zhou Xing hugged the candy fish, but felt very uncomfortable in his heart.
He finally couldn't help complaining to the greedy kid: "As long as you have a toy, how nice is this? I'm not a child!"
But the greedy kid retorted: "Can the food and play be the same?"
"You know what people who are dead and people who are dying have in common?"
"What?"
"Shopping is unnecessary. What do dead people need?"
"Isn't it okay if I don't die?"
"Do you think living is easy?"
"Do you think it's okay to die?"
One person and one ghost, talking to each other like you and me, suddenly passed by a video store with a sign saying that comic books, CDs, and video tapes were on clearance.
Zhou Xing couldn't help but stopped.
At this time, the kid asked back: "Didn't you say that people who are about to die don't need to shop?"
Zhou Xing said inexplicably: "I told you I like anime!"
Back at the hospital, the nurse comforted Xiao Zhengyuan, but Xiao Zhengyuan liked Zhou Xing very much and asked her if she would see her uncle, the God of Cookery, again.
At this time, a colleague of the beautiful nurse mentioned that her father wanted to see her.
But obviously, the relationship between father and daughter is not good. The colleague let it slip and said something about your father, which soon turned into a name. The patient named Zheng Heng was looking for her!
She came to the ward and found that he was convulsing. She quickly called the doctor.
Although she cared about him in her heart, she didn't know why the relationship was so bad.
Poor Zhou Xing, on the other hand, continues to fulfill Ah Piao's wish, this time it's the smoker uncle.
Uncle Smoker's wish is to find an old car in a junkyard.
But this smoker uncle is actually more afraid of the dark than Zhou Xing, which even makes Zhou Xing a little suspicious, who is a human and who is a ghost?
Who has ever seen a ghost so afraid of the dark?
Then they hadn't found the old car, but the flashlight actually illuminated a car for the first time. The key was that there was actually a "person" in the car?
The brother was obviously not in a good condition: "You? Are you going to steal even the car now?"
"How do you know I'm here to pick up the car?" Zhou Xing also asked a very mentally retarded question. You've already knocked on the door of the parking lot. Why else would you be here if you weren't here to steal a car?
However, that guy seems to be a little out of his mind.
"What, do you want to race with my wife?" This question is very fashionable.
Then the cool car headlights were turned on. Zhou Xing looked confused and even used his own flashlight to compare with other people's car lights to see who was brighter.
It's just a pity that the car owner also has an abnormal mind and is about to race with No. 11.
(End of chapter)
