However, the conversation between the brothers and sisters soon refreshed the audience's knowledge of swordsmanship, palm skills, and knife skills.
What kind of palm, what a sword of affection!
The two of them didn't want Bilian's show of affection, and the two of them practiced almost all martial arts with huge lethality against singles, which made every single audience in the theater want to complain secretly.
This dog director, are you serious about targeting singles?
"Tell me, do you really like me?" Junior sister asked Huang Yaoshi.
Huang Yaoshi didn't hesitate: "Of course. Since I went to the mountain when I was seven years old, I have never seen another woman except you. How could I not like you?"
"Damn, that's an awesome reason!"
"He's going to see another woman the next moment!"
"Is it because I've seen a woman since I was a kid that I fell in love with you?"
The audience below couldn't help but complain.
"Then if you see another woman in the future...then do you still like me?" The junior sister asked immediately, obviously having a connection with the audience.
"I'm not the kind of heartless person, of course I like you!" Huang Yaoshi said.
However, the slap in the face came too quickly.
A horse neighed, and Huang Yaoshi followed the sound.
The third princess is riding a horse with great grace!
Huang Yaoshi, who had previously sworn that "I am not the kind of heartless person", suddenly turned into a nymphomaniac.
"Excuse me, where is Master Jiugong?" the third princess asked.
Huang Yaoshi had long been seduced by the third princess, the second woman he had seen, and was waiting for an answer.
The junior sister at the back quickly came out to protect the calf.
"Why are you looking at him so lustfully? You must not like him!" Junior sister pointed at the third princess fiercely.
"He is already married to a famous woman and is engaged to me!"
"Even if you don't care, he won't like you!"
The third princess was furious after hearing this: "How dare you, the eagle doesn't care about you, just take care of the chicken. You said I looked at him with a lecherous look, but it was obviously him who looked at me with a lewd look, okay?"
"I don't care if you look at him lustfully or he looks at you lustfully, after all, he is mine, he can only look at me lustfully!"
As she spoke, junior sister stood in front of Huang Yaoshi and put her hands on her hips: "If you like it, just look at me!"
As a result, Huang Yaoshi showed his true nature right away: "I've been watching you for decades, it doesn't hurt to take one less look at you!"
He pushed away the junior sister: "Ah, this girl, what do you want from the real person?"
"I don't allow you to ask, and I don't allow you to answer!"
"Hahaha, it's a joke, I have to answer it!" The third princess was not angry at the arrogance of Junior Sister Huang Yaoshi, and immediately aroused her rebellion. Instead, she leaned on the horse and smiled softly: "I have something important to do with Master Jiugong. He Where is it?"
"Don't tell me!"
What a pity, how could she stop Senior Brother Big Pig Hoof?
Huang Yaoshi reached behind her and pointed in a direction.
When the third princess got the answer, she raised her hands and said, "Thank you, please!"
Then ride away!
Huang Yaoshi from behind also said humbly: "Please!"...
"What kind of invitation? Why do you want to ask her?"
"If someone invites me, of course I will invite her too!"
"Why does she want to invite you?"
"How do I know why she wants to invite me?"
"Does she like you?"
"Probably?"
"Then do you like her?"
"I don't like her, little junior sister!"
It’s just that no one would believe it.
The junior sister suddenly became furious, "I don't believe it!" She turned around and left.
"Hey, where are you going?"
"I'm going to disfigure her!"
"Oh!" Huang Yaoshi didn't react at the first moment. After reacting, he quickly chased after him.
Although comedy is comedy, absurd comedy, movies always have to tell stories.
Amidst the laughter, curses, and all kinds of exaggerated pranks, the plot is also advancing in an orderly manner.
The third princess found her master Jiugong Zhenren, hoping that he could help her deal with Ouyang Feng to avenge her country.
As a result, Huang Yaoshi turned into a nymphomaniac, and from time to time made eye contact with the three princesses behind his master's back, using his sword skills.
He looks so mean, I can't help but want to fuck him!
Master Jiugong told the third princess that she should go to her fiancé, Prince Duan of Dali Kingdom, whose Yiyang Finger is very powerful, or go to the Jiuyin White Bone Cave in Danxia Mountain to find the Nine Yin Manual and practice the Nine Yin Manual to defeat her. Ouyang Feng.
The nymphomaniac Huang Yaoshi started performing while the master was talking.
That look is as mean as you want!
He is simply a bitch among lickers and an idiot among nymphomaniacs!
The jealous fourth sister used a hidden weapon to attack the third princess, but because of Huang Yaoshi's reminder, the hidden weapon hit Master Jiugong one after another in the face.
He asked Huang Yaoshi to accompany the third princess to Danxia Mountain, leaving the younger sister behind.
Huang Yaoshi was naturally overjoyed, but the junior sister was extremely angry.
She decided to follow them down the mountain secretly.
On the other side, Ouyang Feng was still hanging on the branch miserably, and the national master's crystal ball happened to be broken.
Poor Ouyang Feng, his miserable situation can be called the worst villain in history.
It’s like seeing hahaha and smelling kukuku!
Just when Huang Yaoshi's junior sister was about to go down the mountain to find her senior brother, a voice called "cousin" came.
Hong Qi, the most famous Northern Beggar in the film, appears.
"Who is your cousin? Don't talk nonsense!" The younger junior sister disliked Hong Qi and immediately pretended not to know her.
"You are not my cousin, why do I feel dizzy when I see you?"
"Oops, I feel dizzy!"
Although it was very funny, many viewers couldn't help but admire the director's imagination while laughing. The little junior sister liked the senior brother, but the senior brother became the third princess's licking dog.
But here comes a cousin, but he looks like she is licking her dog.
Hong Qi came to marry his cousin.
He also said that his uncle, who is also his cousin's father, told him: "Your face makes me excited for eighteen years. You will go with a man this year!"
As a result, my cousin drove me away fiercely.
He asked with an aggrieved look: "Why are you so cruel to me? You don't like me anymore?"
While it was funny, the audience couldn't help but sigh, how damn fast is the retribution for this world.
Although her senior brother was not cruel to her before, he fell in love with her instantly. She once asked him if he still liked me.
And now she was asked this question.
However, the parties involved have different positions and have completely different responses.
"I have a sweetheart, and the one I love most is my senior brother." said the younger junior sister.
Hong Qi said aggrievedly: "Cousin, I also have many advantages!"
"You are not allowed to tell others that I am your cousin, look at how ugly you look!"
Hong Qi immediately felt unhappy after hearing this.
"Ugly? What's wrong with me? I've been hailed as the most handsome, fair and clean young leader of the Beggar Clan in history. Take a look!"
As he spoke, he opened his sleeves to reveal his snow-white arms. Ahem, they were indeed very white!
It's obviously very absurd and funny, but many viewers suddenly feel that this movie is not as "absurd" as it seems!
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but on the other hand, when a person doesn't like you, he will never see the good qualities in you!
Even if there is, they will choose to turn a blind eye!
Li Yi probably didn't expect that either.
This was originally a completely absurd comedy, but as a result, many film critics, fans, and media people were surprised to interpret more things on their own. .
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