At night, Zhizunbao specially shaved off all the hair on his body except his hair in order to soak up Bai Jingjing.
Not only that, he even put on his height-increasing shoes and stood on the bridge with his back to Bai Jingjing.
"The night is long and I have no intention of sleeping. I thought I was the only one who couldn't sleep, but I didn't expect that you, Miss Jingjing, couldn't sleep either."
As a result, Zhizunbao turned his head, and Bai Jingjing's expression suddenly changed.
"It's you stinky monkey!"
"Smelly monkey?" Zhizunbao looked confused.
"Sun Wukong!"
"Sun Wukong?" Supreme Treasure was still confused.
"Just become human!"
Bai Jingjing thought that the Supreme Treasure was the human form of Sun Wukong's stinky monkey.
Seeing the confused look on Zhizunbao's face, he became even more angry and lit Zhizunbao's hand with Samadhi Bone Fire, trying to force him to show his original shape.
As a result, the Supreme Treasure didn't respond at all.
Bai Jingjing flew over and extinguished the flames, and angrily said: "Why did you shave your beard? Do you know that you have no beard, you have no character at all, you are not good at literature, and you are not good at martial arts. You don't want to be a bandit, you want to be the number one scholar." ah?"
After turning around, Bai Jingjing cursed angrily: "What's wrong with him? He looks like a stinky monkey!"
But the audience understood clearly that Bai Jingjing was angry that the Supreme Treasure had given her hope, but it had disappointed her.
She came here just to wait for the stinky monkey she was scolding.
The Supreme Treasure is not the smelly monkey she wants to wait for!
Under the full moon, Bai Jingjing sat alone, and the camera flashed back.
Bai Jingjing came outside the Water Curtain Cave: "Sun Wukong, get out of here! You stinking monkey, when I was eighteen you said you would come and marry me, which made me wait for three years in vain. Get out of here!"
A monkey came out and said, "Our king has something to do. He said that if Miss Bai comes, he will return this thing to her. He also said that he was grateful for Miss Bai's kindness. He is not happy to bear it."
It was only at this time that Zhao Jiasheng and others could finally see some of the story's context.
"Westward Journey" was once a blockbuster. In fact, it has a lot to do with the unclear main story line of the movie.
Because this movie is not like other movies, you can roughly know what the main storyline of the movie is by looking at the movie title, but "Westward Journey" is not like that. Even after seeing this, you still don't know what the main storyline of the movie is.
And there are more and more puzzles left.
For example, Bai Jingjing once had a relationship with Sun Wukong. Sun Wukong even agreed to marry her when she turns eighteen, but Sun Wukong broke the promise.
But is the Supreme Treasure Sun Wukong?
Since Sun Wukong is reincarnated as a human, there will be three moles on the soles of his feet, then why is there no Supreme Treasure?
The puzzles seem to be growing.
The Bull Demon King got the news of the cow's report.
He waited for five hundred years. Five hundred years ago, he colluded with Sun Wukong to kill Tang Sanzang, but he failed to succeed five hundred years ago.
Five hundred years later he is still waiting.
It's just that the scene of the Bull Demon King only flashed by, and he didn't even appear in the scene.
On the other side, Zhizunbao shaved off all the hair on the soles of his feet and washed his feet. The outrageous result was that he put a towel into the footbath to soak it, then wring it out and put it on his face.
He once again dreamed of returning to Shuiliandong.
He asked the voice why it had brought him here.
The voice told him: "No one wants to bring you here, it is you who want to come back. After a person has been away from home for a long time, he always wants to go home!"
In a daze, he seemed to see another pair of eyes.
The audience all understood that the Supreme Treasure was indeed the reincarnation of Sun Wukong.
The next day, at dawn, the blind man under his command came to ask Zhizunbao to go out and rob.
A group of sand sculptures shouted robbery and solemn feet at the same time!
After the robbery, they naturally returned in vain. As a result, a bunch of grapes fell from the sky and hit Zhizunbao on the head.
Zhizunbao took the grapes back.
As a result, Putao actually turned into a monk, Patriarch Bodhi.
"Who is it?" Zhizunbao was putting on makeup and asked when he heard the movement.
"Oh, I am the bunch of grapes you brought back!"
"Are you the grape?"
"No, I am Patriarch Bodhi."
"Why are you attacking your mother?"
"Are you taking advantage of me? I am Patriarch Bodhi, I am a god. I turned into a grape to save you." Patriarch Bodhi said.
"You stole my grapes and attacked my mother?" The Supreme Treasure thought that Patriarch Bodhi had stolen his grapes.
Patriarch Bodhi closed the door, took out the demon mirror, and told Zhizunbao that the two women were monsters. He could use his demon mirror to reveal the prototypes of the two women.
Instead, he was punched and kicked by Zhizunbao, and even more exaggeratedly beaten with a hammer.
"Don't think I can't beat you, I just don't want to hurt innocent people!" Ancestor Bodhi was knocked to the ground and still looked awesome.
As a result, Zhizunbao was beaten again.
Zhizunbao opened the door and saw Bai Jingjing.
Just with a flick of his eyes, he actually saw Bai Jingjing's true face in the demon mirror, the White-bone Demon!
The Supreme Treasure was so frightened that he no longer had any thoughts of flirting with girls.
Immediately find Patriarch Bodhi to resolve your doubts.
Ancestor Bodhi told the Supreme Treasure that Sun Wukong was killed by Avalokitesvara five hundred years ago. In order to save him, his master Tang Sanzang used his own life in exchange for the chance of Sun Wukong's reincarnation, hoping that the monkey could change his ways.
Tang Sanzang will be arranged to reunite with Sun Wukong here, and continue to go to the West to obtain the true scriptures to influence the world.
Patriarch Bodhi gave Sun Wukong the invisibility talisman and the Universe Bag.
Let him put on the invisibility charm to make the monsters invisible, and the Qiankun bag can collect the monsters.
Zhizunbao gave the things to the second master and asked him to take other bandits to get invisibility charms and catch monsters together.
But he didn't know at all that the second head of the family had already been possessed by Chun Sananniang.
As a result, as soon as he turned around, the second master burned all the invisibility charms given by Patriarch Bodhi.
The second master even sent a message to Chun Sananniang, writing three words of invisibility charm.
Then they got a bunch of fake invisibility charms, and all the bandits put on eye-catching magic paper skirts and took the fake invisibility charms with them.
That eye-catching scene shocked Bai Jingjing.
The scene also shocked the audience because it was too eye-catching.
The two pretended not to see it, but the blind man actually removed the "invisibility charm" covering his crotch.
"Pfft!" Bai Jingjing couldn't hold it in any longer and spat out a mouthful of wine.
Then in order not to be irritated anymore, I just pretended to be drunk!
A group of idiots thought they really couldn't see.
Zhizunbao and the second master appeared, and the second master immediately danced a more eye-catching hula dance.
The look in his eyes was so ecstatic that the audience couldn't help bursting into laughter.
While the two women couldn't see it, Zhizunbao used his fingers to pretend to insert his eyes, but the talisman was ignited by Chun Sansanniang's spell.
Then comes the part that everyone loves to hear and see.
The way to put out a fire is for a group of people to stamp on the burning area of the Supreme Treasure!
The pain was so painful that it almost overflowed the screen.
However, what the picture shows is a very happy group of people surrounding the Supreme Treasure, stretching their feet, stepping, stepping, stepping in unison!
That scene hurts just looking at it!
Everyone sighed, he is indeed the reincarnation of Sun Wukong. The indestructible body is strong. This is the first time, but it has not been burned!
As soon as the fire was extinguished, Chun Sanniang poured another bowl of wine over.
then......
The bandits suddenly transformed into seventy-two leg masters, stomping hard towards a unified goal!
The fire is out again!
Bai Jingjing comes again, and the flamingo takes off again!
This time, Supreme Treasure shed tears.
As the saying goes, a man won't shed tears easily, but he hasn't reached the sad point yet.
This time, the second boss didn't let everyone continue to put out the fire in that brutal way, but handed them a knife.
(The harmonious dialogue is harmonious, and everyone will know it by thinking about it)
"Hahahaha!" The audience in the theater couldn't help bursting into laughter.
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