"Five hundred years later!"
In the yellow sand of the desert, a woman, holding an umbrella and riding a donkey, came slowly through the yellow sand, holding a peach blossom in her hand.
The people following the bandit camp in the desert discovered this uninvited guest.
It turned out that the person following him was mute, and the way he reported was by swaying his butt in front of the second boss.
As a result, the second boss actually understood his report.
"Everyone, be careful, there is a woman outside who is coming in!"
A lackey who was bald in the middle but had thick hair all around asked, "Will the second boss be an officer or soldier?"
"No wonder people say you are blind. Didn't you see the mute's butt swaying?"
"Maybe he has hemorrhoids because he's squirming around!" The witty Mediterranean man analyzed another possibility.
"Huh? Even if there is one, he is just an officer and soldier with hemorrhoids. What are you afraid of?" the second master lectured.
Nothing wrong!
The person riding the white horse may not be the prince, but may be Tang Monk.
It’s not necessarily a woman who twists her butt, it could be hemorrhoids!
However, it turned out that it was not an officer and soldier with hemorrhoids who came, but a woman.
Wearing a black veil, dusty.
She walked over and put the peach blossoms on the wall.
This group of desert bandits suddenly stopped laughing.
The second head of the house looked at this uninvited guest with a solemn expression.
"Who is it?" the second leader shouted.
The woman lifted her veil and turned her head.
"Can't you see that I am a woman?"
The audience in the theater felt a little surprised. Some of the curly hair fell on the smooth forehead, and a slight smile gave off a feeling of incomparable charm.
Seeing that it was really a woman, the group of robbers all laughed out loud. Well, it was the kind of laughter a group of robbers would have when they saw a weak woman.
"Hey, what are you doing here?"
"The world is dangerous and the north wind is strong. A weak woman wants to find a place to stay, rest and wash away the dust from the world."
Chun Sanniang, played by Wen Chuchu, said with a soft smile while adjusting her clothes.
The second master said with a wretched look: "Do you know where this place is?"
"This place is smoky and the faces of everyone are ferocious. It definitely doesn't look like an ordinary inn. Could it be that this is a black shop?" Chun Sanniang, played by Wen Chuchu, not only does not have the fear of a weak woman encountering robbers, she seems to have twinkling peach blossom eyes. Shining light.
Make her look more and more beautiful.
"You dare to come in even though you know it's a black shop. Aren't you afraid of a sheep falling into a tiger's mouth?" the second boss said with a silver bullet.
It was just that this charming woman suddenly smiled instead of being startled, and that smile seemed even more moving. She turned around, revealing her hair, which was braided into many braids, and the strange thing was that there were copper coins pinned to it.
"Who is the sheep? Who is the tiger? It's too early to tell. If you are a robber, aren't you afraid that I will be the leader of the robbers?"
Having said that, Chun Sanniang, this beautiful and charming woman suddenly turned around and looked back.
It's just that the eyebrows and eyes are not only a little more charming, but also look at these robbers with a murderous look.
It has to be said that Wen Chuchu's role as Spring Thirty-nine Lady did bring an amazing feeling to the audience in the theater, especially her frown and smile, the moment she looked back, the coquettishness and murderous intent were intertwined. But there is no trace of gentleness left, but a bit more cruelty. …
"Who are you?" The second master's smile suddenly faded and he asked angrily.
The biting cold wind blew by, and the peach blossom inserted on the wall fell with the wind.
She sneered, turned sideways and lifted a corner of her clothes, revealing the peach blossom tattoo on her shoulder!
The seductive smile on his face disappeared, and then he threw money all over the sky.
After the peach blossoms, not a blade of grass will grow, money will fall to the ground, and people will not be saved!
When the camera turned, Zhizunbao, played by Zhou Xing, had a full face and was half lying there with one hand supporting him and holding a fan in the other.
In front of him were the minions from the cottage, but at this moment, they were all holding the copper coins above their heads with frightened faces, for fear that the coins would fall to the ground.
"What is Spring Thirty-nine Lady doing in Wuyue Mountain? This female devil has always been full of treasures. Is there going to be a big deal here?"
It looks quite decent.
But when he sat up and opened his eyes, the audience in the theater couldn't help but burst into laughter.
Because this guy is actually cross-eyed!
The vision of his men was blurred, and phantoms appeared in them all!
Not only that, he angrily punched and kicked the minions below him to make them take off the copper coins on their heads.
The second boss said: "No, if the money falls, the head will not be saved!"
As a result, Zhizunbao rushed up: "What did you say? Second master! How can you be the second master if you are so useless?"
But he rushed past the second master and regarded the Mediterranean as the second master.
Mediterranean begged for mercy and said: "I am not the second in charge, I am blind!"
He pointed at the second master and said, "He is the second master!"
The second master pointed at himself: "Yes, I am the second master!"
Zhizunbao forcibly redeemed himself: "Don't I know? I call you a blind man to make you ashamed!"
But he pushed the second-in-command away, pointed at the air in front of him and said, "Are you still running?"
Then he chased towards the air!
The second master was left standing there with a confused look on his face!
"Look at your character, how sneaky and embarrassing you are! Your hair is disheveled and you look like a dog! Why are you out here wandering around in the world?"
But Zhizunbao pointed at a puppy and started yelling.
The second master in the distance shouted weakly: "Gang leader, I am here."
"You haven't shown up yet?" Zhizunbao turned his head and crossed his eyes as if he really saw the second master.
The second master hurriedly ran forward: "You were hit by the Seven Injury Fists of the Three Saints of Kunlun, and now your injuries are starting to show up!"
It's just that the boss is looking cross-eyed and rolling up his sleeves.
He stretched out his hand in front of the second master, slapped the air, and then continued to point at the air and said: "How dare you say that if you hadn't pulled your neck back that day, how could I have been stabbed in the nose? "
Then he turned to the other side.
"This way, Gang Leader!"
"I was so scared that I knelt down. I heard that after being hit by the Seven Injury Fist, first my eyes became cross-eyed, then my ears became deaf and I couldn't hear. Then my voice lost control and my speech was all out of tune. Finally, my internal organs exploded. , and then you are dead. Gang leader, your cross-eyes are very serious."
"Who said I have cross-eyed eyes? I just focused my vision on one point to change my past view of things. Why? I can't spread rumors. Are you trying to steal my position?" After that, he started punching and kicking in the air.
"I don't dare, Gang Leader, I don't dare!"
The cross-eyed gang leader began to stamp on the haystack again: "Don't you dare, I will trample you to death, don't you dare?"
"I stepped on it for so long, even if it doesn't hurt, you can just deal with it twice!"
"Ah, ah!" the second master responded twice.
"Got it!" Zhizunbao finally put his feet away.
"Everyone, get ready to kill Haru Sansanniang!"
But all the minions were frightened.
"What are you afraid of? I have everything!"
