"The third step! Scrape the bones to remove the poison!" Hua Tuo, the miracle doctor, said with a solemn expression!
Then he began to chisel.
Well, it's quite decent, and the chisel action makes the thief look like he's playing golf.
There was a lot of blood flowing out, and Brother Guan was in pain and in a daze!
He patted his head.
I couldn't help but scream!
"ah!"
Seeing Brother Guan in such pain, Hua Tuo worriedly said, "Marquis, if the pain is too much to bear, forget it!"
Brother Guan gasped for air, but his eyes widened: "What hurts?"
"I eat spicy snail noodles!"
The camera instantly showed a bowl of snail noodles in his hand!
"Pfft!" Zhao Chunbin sprayed completely.
Damn it, I was accidentally hit by my waist!
What a snail noodle!
However, it turns out that he is still too young and does not understand the routine at all.
Next, an even more exaggerated and outrageous picture appeared.
Brother Guan took the chopsticks in his left hand and picked up the steaming golden snail noodles.
"Roaring boiling water like blood-red waves"
"The earthenware bowl holds like strong wine"
Brother Guan was extremely intoxicated after eating.
It made Zhao Chunbin feel hungry!
“The smell is so delicious”
“Sour and refreshing taste”
“This is the best spicy food!”
Brother Guan looked intoxicated after eating, which even the miracle doctor Hua Tuo couldn't bear.
His mouth was drooling. Fortunately, the assistant was very reliable this time and immediately brought a rag to wipe the miracle doctor's mouth.
Otherwise, wouldn’t the dignified miracle doctor Hua Tuo lose his face?
Brother Guan is still enjoying it.
"Like the red rabbit among horses, you will feel relaxed and refreshed after eating!"
"Master Xu's snail noodles are spicy and refreshing!"
Eating snail noodles, Brother Guan did not care about the prying eyes of the miracle doctor Hua Tuo. What was even more outrageous was that he could actually hold chopsticks with his right hand.
I have to sigh: "Sir, you are truly a miracle doctor!"
"Pfft, hahahaha!"
Zhao Chunbin almost burst into tears laughing.
The previous sadness of not being able to go home for the Spring Festival was completely gone.
His mind was filled with the ghostly Guan Yun's long bone scraping and poison treatment just now.
Well, and "Little Joe's Camp"?
And at the same time.
After the two videos were released online, many Li Yi fans watched them immediately.
Coupled with the strong promotion of Penguin Video, it can be said that Li Yi's new work became widely known immediately.
As fans of Li Yi, after watching the first video, they all sighed: "Sure enough, it's you, Director Dog! It still has the original taste and the original formula!"
But when they watched the second video and laughed while holding their bellies in their hands, they were all extremely confused.
"Holy shit, did I read that right? This damn commercial was shot by a dog director?"
"What's going on with Director Dog?"
"Are you terminally ill? Otherwise, how could you change your temper?"
"I just want to know where can I buy the military book "Xiao Qiao Camping"?"
"I want the full content of "Xiao Qiao Camping"!"
"Although I don't understand why Director Dog has such a huge change, I'm asking for the complete version of "Xiao Qiao Camping"!"
For a time, the two videos can be said to be perfectly linked! Gu Fei
God knows why it’s a perfect linkage.
It is obvious that the second commercial of "Scraping Bones and Healing Poison" is more attractive.
It’s not that this video is better than the first one, but it’s because Director Dog has transformed, and it’s such a weird commercial from the beginning.
Fans who are familiar with Li Yi cannot accept it at all!
It can be said that "Scraping Bones and Healing Poison" immediately became an instant hit!
"I feel like my faith is gone!"
"A dog director actually shoots such a funny and evil commercial. Oh my god, how sick is he?"
"I used to think that Director Dog's depression was just a rumor, but now it seems like it's true!"
“It’s not that I’m depressed to a certain extent and I can’t make this kind of film!”
"Isn't it true that the core of comedy is tragedy? So does this film prove that Director Dog's illness has worsened again?"
"This short film contains so much potential!"
"What's the explanation?"
"Behind the seeming absurdity, everyone has not noticed that in the short film, the miracle doctor Hua Tuo does not behave like a miracle doctor at all. Others may think it is for fun, but we should see more that this may be Director Dog's attitude towards the doctor. Such distrust!
Is the dramatic bone scraping to cure poison really reliable? It's definitely unreliable, and this may also be the director's intention. He may want to express that he is not hiding his illness, but is dissatisfied with the modern treatment methods for depression!
The Hua Zi who was shot away by the miracle doctor Hua Tuo also has a profound meaning!
That book "Little Joe's Camping" is even more...well, I really can't edit it anymore! "
There are also many people discussing the details of this short film.
"That "electrocardiogram" is dead in Bengbu!"
"It turns out that it was an electrocardiogram. I thought it was for rhythm..."
"I was wondering what the effect would be if Hua Tuo said at the end that he should not eat spicy food while recovering from his injuries?"
"Then Hua Tuo took the bowl and continued to eat? After all, his saliva was drooling before!"
"I have a friend who wants to see that...During the Battle of Chibi, the war was in chaos. Xiao Qiao was sleeping in a tent at night. The soldiers on the side were all busy, and there was a man beside him who was touching Xiao Qiao..."
"The people upstairs are no longer friends. Real men should boldly ask for the full text!"
"I'll add the following: Don't allow others to snore and sleep on the side of the bed! Then I kicked Xiao Qiao out!"
"Shouldn't spicy food be avoided after surgery?"
"Oh my God. It's right to avoid spicy food after surgery. But why is bone scraping treatment acceptable even though it's ridiculous? This is just for fun."
"I finally understand why Brother Guan cooled down so quickly. It turns out it was all the fault of the snail noodles!"
For a time, silly netizens had various interpretations.
And the most popular one is "Xiao Qiao Camping"!
"Based on my compilation frame by frame, I finally compiled the full text of "Xiao Qiao Camping", please take it away quickly, thank you.
Xiao Qiao camping
During the Battle of Chibi, the army was in chaos.
In Xiao Qiao's camp, there were countless soldiers.
In the middle of the day, a brave man next to him put his hand on Qiao Qiao and said:
It's strange, wonderful, and looks like Juan.
Then he reported to the teacher that he had untied the knots from his belt. His chest was as soft as silver and his body was as thick as snow. "
"The people upstairs are talking nonsense, and the whole civilization is clearly:
During the Battle of Chibi, the war was chaotic. Xiao Qiao was sleeping in a tent at night. He was having a good time. A man next to him touched Qiao with his hand. Seeing that Xiao Qiao didn't dodge, he shouted loudly. And break it. "
Suddenly there were countless versions, and the silly netizens were all talented!
"Details, details, when scraping bones to treat poison, it was the right hand that was injured, so Brother Guan used his left hand to eat snail noodles. Definitely praise it!"
"No, what kind of ghosts are you paying attention to?"
"Shouldn't everyone pay attention to Director Dog's condition?"
"This is the case. We are not Hua Tuo. How can we still give Director Dog a bone scraping to cure poison?"
"So is this an advertisement for snail noodles or an advertisement for Huazi? Why do I only remember that Huazi?"
Li Yi himself, the instigator, had no idea that by filming this commercial, a group of silly movie fans would think that Li Yi was really depressed!
Otherwise, why the sudden transformation?
Li Yi: "Can I say bad words?"
ps: Where can I find the full version of "Xiao Qiao Camping"? Xiao Hei begged!
