Chapter 134 Li Yi - the cruelest director

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Compared with celebrities and movie fans, they can express their opinions on movies immediately on the Internet, on social platforms, and on film review websites.

Film critics have to sort out information, review the content of the film, and find a good entry point, so their film reviews are long overdue.

Du Xianghai, a well-known film critic who is always known for his sharp words, this time the title is a bit surprising.

"A clichéd feature film made by the cruelest director!"

This title confused many netizens.

It's nothing like a cliché feature film. This description is often used by many film critics.

But who is the cruelest director?

"Let's first talk about the content of the movie "The Story of Hachiko". I think it is more appropriate to use cliché to describe it. Because the first half of the story of this movie is about a personable music professor. I picked up a puppy, and then the content is, daily, daily, daily, yes you read it right, it is daily, the daily life of the puppy and the professor. The second half is even simpler. Later, the professor passed away, but the dog has always been there. The ground awaits. That’s what the story of this movie is all about!”

"So, I use a cliché story to describe this movie."

"Many people may be curious, so why do you use the cruelest director to describe the director of this movie?"

"Because, it is such a clichéd and mediocre film, but it made me, a film critic who thinks I have a lot of tears and doesn't shed tears easily, yes, that's me, when I watched this movie, I cried like a Two fools!

Why do I say that Li Yi is the cruelest director? Because, you know, he spent half the movie giving us the illusion that this is a warm and healing movie, making us deeply immersed in him. In a carefully laid trap, and then...

Then, for a full half hour, he made us cry while watching the movie. For a full half hour, he made all the audiences in the cinema cry. I couldn't help but think of the scene where he stood arrogantly at the premiere. Said on the stage: I just like to see you cry!

Unfortunately, he did it. He frantically made us cry, cry, and cry from the middle of the movie to the end of the movie. More than half an hour was spent in the sound of crying. "

Du Xianghai's film review can be said to express the aspirations of countless moviegoers.

Many netizens' messages quickly gathered below.

"Teacher Du is so right, damn, half an hour, it's so heartbreaking!"

"The key is that at the beginning, they were still promoting the most heartwarming and healing movie. As it turned out, the first half was indeed so, but the second half was really as heartbreaking as it was heartwarming, and as touching as it was healing. Yu, Director Dog, you did it, are you satisfied?"

"I have one thing to say, even though I cried miserably, the tear-jerking director deserves the title, but I still can't help but curse, be a human being, you dog director!"

"The most sensational director, the most sensational movie he has ever made, is also the cruelest movie. I don't even dare to watch such a movie a second time!"

"..."

Another film critic, Fang Long, unexpectedly did not find fault this time. It was as if he was infected by Li Yi's sensationalism, and he actually wrote a very sensational film review.

The title of the film review is "Ten years of waiting for you, the only ten years!" 》

Why would you wait ten years?

do you know? There are only three colors in the dog world: black, white and gray.

do you know? Puppies have extremely poor eyesight and can barely see.

do you know? Dogs can remember familiar smells and remember them throughout their lives.

do you know? The lifespan of a dog is generally 12 to 15 years. Grains

do you know? Adult dogs have the IQ of a four-year-old child.

do you know? You will have many important and cherished people in your life, but your dog will only have you.

do you know? The dog is just a part of your life, but you are its everything.

do you know? It will protect you for ten years and spend the only ten years of its life.

do you know? To see you again, it paid the price of ten years of loneliness.

Do you know? As human beings, we may take a more rational and ruthless path. Just as our eyes can distinguish nearly ten thousand colors, our lives are destined to be more than just a little bright.

There are many decades in our lives, but no one is willing to let any one decade be wasted on hopeless obsession. Persistence has become a dead end in life.

I don’t know whether Hachiko will see his master at the end of his life, but I know that the soul will transcend the body, and my thoughts will lead Hachiko to pursue all the way. The waiting end is actually the starting point of the pursuit. Hachiko's faith is a fateful encounter at that moment and a lifelong vow of loyalty.

Destiny wants you to walk a lonely and arduous road, will you still let it consume your long life without hesitation?

Destiny wants you to wait for someone, wait for your whole life, wait for every season of your life, wait for every day of your life, wait for every minute and every second of your life, will you? I have no idea.

But I know that the Eight Guilds will definitely do it. "

Netizens and film critics have received overwhelming praise and almost zero negative reviews, which has attracted countless people's attention.

It has also made countless people curious, what kind of movie is it that makes those picky film critics and fans who always have different tastes unanimously give such high evaluations?

On Popular Film Critics Online, more and more people have rated "The Story of Hachiko", and the ratings have naturally begun to decline. However, the rating is still as high as 9.5 points, with more than 10,000 almost 100% positive reviews, which makes it even more disappointing. People were stunned.

And Li Yi, after the release of "The Story of Hachiko", can be said to have once again become the most controversial director.

Of course, this controversy is not directed at his movies, but at himself.

At the premiere, he said arrogantly: "I just like to see you cry!"

This picture was taken by an unknown person and posted on the Internet. As a result, it got out of hand.

On the other hand, everyone is praising Li Yi's new film "The Story of Hachiko" as the most worth watching movie this year and the most tear-jerking movie this year.

On the other side, they were criticizing Li Yi in various ways.

"Damn it, I've been putting up with the old thief Li Yi for a long time. I shoot some damn movies every day. The stupid dad in "The Gift from Room No. 7" is dead, the mother in "Mom Love Me Again" is crazy, and the "Loyal Dog" The male protagonist of "Hachiko's Story" is dead, and the dog protagonist is also dead, you are a pervert!"

"You make movies like this every day and make us cry every day. Director Dog, if you make movies like this again... I will, I will cry for you!"

"Upstairs, are you sure you are threatening or not being cute? I wonder if director Li Yi likes nothing more than watching you cry?"

"I have tolerated this dog director for a long time. I only cried at the end of "Gift from Room 7" and only when that song played in "Mom Love Me Again", but "Hachiko" "The Story" I kept crying for the last half hour, okay, if you have the ability, just make a movie that makes me cry from beginning to end, Director Dog!"

"I would say you guys are just cheap people. You know the morals of dog director Li Yi's movie, but you still scold and rush to buy tickets and cry!"

"So, you didn't cry upstairs?"

"No, I cried too, so I'm a bitch too!"