After so many years, domestic horror films have laid a deep foundation in the minds of the masses. Everyone is happy to talk about it. It has always adhered to the moral principle of saying that if it is not bad, it will be sorry for domestic production. It is inexplicably touching. So every time everyone went to see it, they would express their deep love and hate with an amiable attitude and sharp comments.
But most people still don't want to do it. They spend their Alipay salary and take advantage of the dessert shop's discounts to go to the movie theater and enjoy the process of being slapped in the face for 90 minutes.
Lu Xinguang was once one of them. After watching many domestic horror movies on the computer, he successfully learned to use a noble and cool attitude and despise every unscrupulous low-cost movie that cheats money. But the facts tell him that being noble and cold is not so easy to pretend. So every Valentine's Day, well, all kinds of Valentine's Day, including Singles' Day, he has a habit of sitting in the theater, watching domestic horror movies, and silently slapping himself in the face. Because what he was watching was not a movie, but loneliness!
Recently, Lu Xinguang is chasing a new girl in the company. The girl's name is very nice, called Chu Xixi.
Lu Xinguang has made great ambitions. This year, for example, during Chinese Valentine's Day, Singles' Day, Christmas, etc., he will never sit alone in a movie theater watching domestic horror movies and silently slap himself in the face!
He wants to say goodbye to being single, and go enjoy the excitement of popcorn movies with his girlfriend, and the lingering pathos of love movies...
As for watching horror movies? It is said that you can successfully get out of singles?
Lu Xinguang said, that’s because you don’t understand domestic horror movies at all!
But Chu Xixi's past experience made Lu Xinguang say, don't worry, she won't watch horror movies.
Because, Chu Xixi once told him when chatting that when she was a student, she and her friends went to the school cinema to watch a classic horror film in Hong Kong. Her face had haunted her throughout her youth, so she could no longer muster the courage to watch horror movies, so she closed herself off and indulged in a sea of popcorn movies.
However, just after getting off work today, Chu Xixi suddenly found Lu Xinguang and said with a trembling voice with inexplicable excitement: "Let's watch a horror movie together!"
To be honest, Lu Xinguang was a little scared.
"Didn't you say you would never watch horror movies again?" Lu Xinguang asked in shock.
"Yes, but many of my best friends like to watch horror movies. I avoid them every time. It's very embarrassing. Unfortunately, I have tried watching Thai gory movies, RB dark movies, Korean thrillers, and European and American violent thrillers. I didn't dare to watch it anymore! Until...I watched a domestic horror movie with a group of my best friends that day, and I felt like I wasn't that scared after all!" Chu Xixi explained.
What else could Lu Xinguang say?
Haha, I don’t dare to watch other horror movies for fear of being embarrassed, but if I watch domestic horror movies, it would be embarrassing if I would be scared, right?
Of course, Lu Xinguang was not a professional straight man after all, so for the sake of his lifelong happiness, he resolutely agreed.
After all, this was him who Chu Xixi took the initiative to ask out!
Maybe you can get out of the singles tonight, or even go one step further and hit the jackpot directly!
The two of them went to the nearest commercial plaza for dinner, and then went shopping with Chu Xixi, playing video games and dancing machines!
Time has gradually come to the time for domestic horror movies!
At half past ten in the evening, the two came to the cinema!
This period is the prime time for domestic horror movies!
Lu Xinguang couldn't be more familiar with it.
Although the two of them had made an appointment to watch a horror movie, there were actually several horror movies showing in the theater tonight.
Lu Xinguang didn't want to reveal his LSP's true identity in front of his girls, so when choosing movies, Lu Xinguang immediately passed those promotional posters, all kinds of wet temptations, and various Mariana Trench domestic horror movies.
However, Lu Xinguang was a little puzzled that all the movie posters showing Te Miao Yi Shui were this type of movie posters.
Finally, Lu Xinguang saw a relatively special poster.
There is no beauty in this poster. Compared to other domestic horror films, the title is "The Gift of Room No. 7"!
And looking at the cast list again, good guys, they are really all experienced actors in Yishui.
This lineup is indeed very luxurious, it’s you!
Lu Xinguang chose "The Gift of Room No. 7" not at all because of how special this movie is, but because the promotional poster for this movie does not include the Mariana Trench, nor any bikini girls, wet girls, etc. .
This can keep his LSP secret!
"Let's watch "The Gift of Room No. 7". This movie has a very luxurious cast. The heroine is Chen Ying'er, and the supporting actors are all Hong Kong veterans. You should be able to watch it!" Lu Xinguang proactively recommended.
Chu Xixi is not picky about what movies to watch, as long as they are domestic horror movies!
Bought tickets and popcorn drinks.
The two entered the movie theater together.
Waiting for the movie to start!
Although it was already 10:30 in the evening and the movie would end until early morning, there were many people in the movie theater.
There were at least twenty or thirty people, and of course, most of them were couples!
Lu Xinguang naturally has expectations in his heart.
Why did these people choose this time to watch the movie?
Haha, everyone knows it!
It's definitely not safe to go back so late. It's so unsafe.
So, get a room nearby, don’t get me wrong, it’s all for safety reasons!
Not long after, the movie started!
At the beginning of the movie, the heroine Li Yisheng went to get a case file from her adoptive father.
Then the heroine walks out of the correctional facility.
Watch as the line underneath a floating balloon gets caught in a barbed wire fence.
Lu Xinguang felt very uncomfortable watching this scene.
I secretly cursed in my heart, why is Temeow’s horror movie so deep?
But the heroine is quite beautiful.
Needless to say, he has the experience of watching so many domestic horror films. Although it is full of flaws, he still found some bright spots.
For example, in this type of movie, the more beautiful the heroine is, the more frightened, frightened, and desperate the heroine will be, the more it will make him feel inexplicably happy!
Of course, he would definitely not be able to tell Chu Xixi about this kind of thoughts.
The close-up of the heroine among the snowflakes, the background is blurred, and the picture is very beautiful.
If it were placed in other movies, this would be a highlight, but for Lu Xinguang, this special meow is full of flaws.
Horror movie, old man, why do you have such beautiful scenes?
Immediately afterwards, the screen turned to a magic stick.
"The sky is Lingling, the earth is Lingling..." Although the magic stick feels very exaggerated.
But Lu Xinguang felt that it had a visceral taste, a visceral taste like a domestic horror movie.
The master of catching ghosts.
One of the routines of domestic horror movies, Ghost! It will be proven in the end that it definitely does not exist.
Therefore, the so-called ghost-catching master naturally does not need to be particularly rigorous. After all, it will be proved in the end that he is a real ghost!
However, the subsequent development of the plot once again exceeded the expectations of Lu Xinguang, a veteran of domestic horror films.
This magician made several calculations in a row and got the result wrong.
It actually made many people in the theater burst into laughter!
Including Chu Xixi!
While Lu Xinguang was eating popcorn, he complained in his mind, what kind of brain circuit is this special director? Horror movies are funny first? Is there any mistake?
The atmosphere is gone and it's still scary.
Bad review!
Immediately afterwards, a priest led the service in the church!
Lu Xinguang nodded!
If the magic stick is unreliable, then the priest, well, the priest can catch ghosts, that’s totally acceptable!
However, it turns out that Lu Xinguang was shaken again!
The door of the church was pushed open, and the priest was stabbed by the sudden strong light. He turned a blind eye and looked just like the magic stick, just as funny!
And the two people sticking out of the door turned out to be the magic stick and his assistant from before!
Magic stick + priest?
What kind of magical combination is this?
We actually met this heroine many years ago?
Then, the priest asked with a puzzled look on his face: "Why are you here?"
As a result, because he happened to be leading the service, the believers below all started asking, "Why are you here?"
Chu Xixi, who has a relatively low point of laughter, is so trembling with laughter!
Lu Xinguang was dumbfounded again.
What the hell is this damn thing about?
Are magicians as unreliable as priests?
No, the question is, why is it still funny?
The priest obviously knew Li Yisheng. Not only the priest, but also the man playing the piano also knew Li Yisheng.
The believers below were all a little confused. Who is Li Yisheng?
In fact, Lu Xinguang was also puzzled, what exactly was this special meow trying to do?
Why do domestic horror films have to replace even the last remaining formula and routine?
