"Ace, please wake up. I won't harm you."
"I don't believe it!" Gongsun Ce shouted hoarsely, "Miss, tell me honestly what plan you have made?! What on earth have I done to make you treat me like this!"
Qin Qianbai put down his chopsticks, feeling deeply frustrated: "Why would you react like this when I feed you a piece of ribs..."
At the moment, everyone is sitting around the white table, using white tableware to enjoy the wild boar dinner made by Qin Qianbai himself. Gongsun Ce finally calmed down after returning from hunting. He thought that the eldest lady and Ling might be playing some prank together, but unexpectedly, as soon as the food was served, his girlfriend came over with a piece of roasted ribs and said with a smile: "A Ce, open your mouth. ~"
Gongsun Ce jumped three feet high on the spot and ran to hide behind Qiluo's stool.
Qin Qianbai couldn't help but let out a long sigh when he saw that this man was not getting enough oil and salt, and winked at Shigurei beside him. Miss Shigure glanced at her fiercely, picked up the white bowl and filled a bowl of soup. She smiled softly and said, "How about a bowl of soup?"
Gongsun Ce was so frightened that Na Na was out of his wits. He grabbed Qiluo in horror and shouted: "Qiluo, help me investigate! It's a spiritual attack, they are under control!"
"Ah, yes, yes." Qiluo cooked rice.
Shigure Rei was so angry that he slapped the table, causing the dishes and chopsticks to jingle: "You are sick! If you like to drink or not, get lost!"
Gongsun Ce was relieved and immediately climbed back to the table with his hands and feet. He raised his hand and touched the forehead of the huntress: "What stimulated you to become like that just now?"
Shigure Rei was filled with smoke: "Big sister, can't I be nice to you on a whim?!"
"Holy shit, how could a narrow-minded woman like you treat me like this for no reason?" Gongsun Ce turned his head, "How about you, Miss, have you recovered?"
Qin Qianbai decided to make another effort: "We have always cared about you..."
"It's over." Gongsun Ce had goosebumps all over his body, "The eldest lady is still crazy. I'm afraid something will happen tonight."
Qin Qianbai put down his chopsticks hard, stepped on him hard, and said angrily: "Ace is a big idiot."
Gongsun Ce suddenly breathed a sigh of relief and said with peace of mind: "That's right, that's right, this is the eldest lady of my family."
The Dawn Knight who watched on couldn't stop laughing.
The travelers' dinner ended in such a delicate atmosphere. After dinner, Gongsun Ce evacuated the scene on the pretext of taking a walk and slipped into the depths of the dense forest alone. He stood under a big tree, listening to the cicadas chirping and birds singing around him. The surroundings were clearly a slightly hot summer forest scene, but Gongsun Ce felt more and more as cold as an ice cave.
What happened?
Their attitude is so strange. The eldest lady has never played the role of a virtuous wife verbally since she met her, and Zero, the wanton female devil, is even less likely to wipe his sweat and ask for help. This is definitely not the usual "prank". If it weren't for the attack of the spiritual method, they must have other plans in their hearts...
But what is the reason? Calm down, Gongsun Ce, think about it, everyone around you suddenly starts to treat each other tenderly and smiles in response, your family status seems to have soared to the top overnight, no matter how you think about it, it feels like...
"...!"
Gongsun Ce suddenly broke out in a cold sweat. He tremblingly took out his mobile phone and said in a trembling voice: "Qiluo... tell me the truth... how many days do I have left to live?"
The Q version of Qiluo on the phone pulled out a huge question mark: "I'm curious what kind of tortuous thinking process Gongsun Ce went through to say such a thing."
"Because this is hospice care from any angle! The doctor told the patient's family to treat him well in the last period of time and let him leave good memories. The family wiped away their tears and tried to act lively and cheerful!" Gongsun Ce Holding his head in his hands, he wailed, "What's wrong with me? Malignancy? New type of cancer? Unknown biochemical virus???"
Q version Qiluo put on a nurse hat: "After being diagnosed by Qiluo app, it was judged to be sudden intellectual disability."
"What?! This is an extremely serious situation, Qi Luo, even you can hurt me!"
Q version Qiluo shook her head: "Recently, I have gradually understood the reason why Qin Qianbai has adopted salt treatment for a long time in the past four years. Sometimes Gongsun Ce needs such treatment."
"Lord Qi Luo Shen, please tell me the truth."
"No~I want~" Qiluo made a face and ran away from the phone screen, "Think about it for yourself, slow Gongsun Ce~"
"Even if you say so..."
Gongsun Ce rubbed his hair, feeling helpless. Someone whose thoughts are still wandering around areas such as power, creation, and becoming stronger still cannot understand the reason for the sudden change in the attitude of the girls. He pondered for a few minutes but still had no idea, so he simply followed the usual practice of asking for support from guests outside the venue.
At this time, if you go to Big Brother or Shigure-kun to negotiate, you may not get any meaningful feedback. If you want to say that the person who can best understand a girl’s mood is someone of the same sex, in this case...
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The capital of the sky, Cangshou District.
It was daytime in the distant flying city. Maho finished his morning consultation and lay down on his sofa like a dead fish.
Ayane pushed her up and down: "Really, Maho-chan! Be more energetic and don't be motionless as soon as you get home!"
Maho was weak: "I'm so tired. I don't want to move. Let me take a rest."
"I've only been working for 2 hours and it's like this. I don't want to go to work anymore."
Ayane was about to tickle her when she saw the phone on the table vibrating.
"Yeah, little Gongsun called. If you're so tired, I'll pick it up for you, okay?"
"Can't."
Ayane smirked and ran aside. The doctor grabbed the phone and turned over to lie down on the sofa cushion. His eyes that were as gloomy as a dead fish are now full of energy. She answered the call and held the phone under her shoulder: "Hello?"
"Maho-san, how are you doing lately?"
"What's so recent? The last time we met was just over a week ago." Maho smiled slightly, "Are you being bullied by girls again?"
"Your second sentence is such a wonderful word that I am really confused."
"You wouldn't come to see Maho-sama if you didn't have a personal problem."
Gongsun Ce on the other end of the phone was obviously shocked: "When you say that, it makes me look like a scumbag who takes advantage of women."
"Aren't you?" Maho asked back.
"There is a difference between a scumbag and a scumbag. I feel that I am at a level slightly higher than non-recyclables." Gongsun Ce said confidently, "Seriously, I am not being bullied this time..."
"Oh, really?"
Maho was a little surprised. She didn't expect that someone would send her a communication this time with the intention of other than asking for help. Her mood became more and more cheerful, and her tone was as lively as a light feather: "So, what do you want to say to me when you call me?"
"That's it, Sister Maho." Gongsun Ce's tone was extremely serious, "I don't know why my girlfriends are so gentle towards me tonight. What do you think is the reason for this?"
"Sister's points will be deducted by 10 points."
The feather turned into a heavy anchor and fell with a thud. Maho lay down on the sofa angrily. Gongsun Ce's exclamation came from the receiver: "Sister's point is another indicator of when it will appear?!"
"No kissing under 90 points."
"Is it such a heavyweight commentary right from the start?!"
Maho began to express freely: "No touching the chest below 70 points."
"The punishments of 90 points and 70 points are reversed, right?" Gongsun Ce said expressionlessly.
"You are not allowed to take off collars and chains below 60 points."
"What kind of inhumane life did I live before 60 o'clock..." Gongsun Ce covered his face silently, "By the way, Mr. Gongsun, what is my current point?"
"Minus three hundred and sixty-eight thousand four hundred and ten points." Maho said coldly.
"There was no chance of reaching the right point from the beginning! It's too far away from 70 points, so it's impossible to reach it!"
Maho got up from the sofa, came to the floor-length mirror, and struck a casual pose. The woman in the mirror has a slender waist, and her medium-sized round chest is tightly wrapped in black clothes, exuding just the right sense of presence. She waited for the subtle tension in her eyes to disappear before she said, "This answer that is obsessed with desire shocked me. As expected of you."
Someone's response was as sharp as if he could see her current situation: "Hey, what's wrong with being the first to speak pornographically and being the first to be shy?"
Maho's reply was surprisingly cold: "20 points deducted."
"Please don't take any more deductions! Keep some illusory hope for your brother!"
Maho regained the initiative and returned to a calm state: "You have been out with your girlfriends for so long and you are still so interested in my sister. Your desire is too strong."
"Ah haha, let's not forget what you imagined, Sister Mafan. In fact, I have never been exposed to those things." Gongsun Ce laughed dryly.
"No way?" Maho was surprised, "Young men and women have been alone on a boat for so long without making any progress?"
"Ah haha, I was punched through the deck a few days ago because of my hands and feet." Gongsun Ce felt deeply resentful.
Maho thought for a moment and suddenly understood where someone's melancholy came from.
"No wonder their attitudes have changed drastically. It's a matter of how they get along."
Gongsun Ce immediately cheered up: "I would like to hear the details!"
"Your girlfriends are too strong. They should be reflecting on this."
Gongsun Ce was shocked and shook his head vigorously: "How can my girls reflect on themselves! They treat me as a daily routine, okay!"
"You still don't understand women well, my idiot brother." Maho sighed, "Although many women like submissive partners, they will also worry about their lovers losing their masculinity if they just tolerate it. Some women will change their 'position' appropriately at this time. , let men regain the feeling of strength, which is exactly what you are encountering."
"So that's it." Gongsun Ce suddenly realized, "Is this the gossip of Caldesia or the teaching of Yun Yinglang?"
"It's my own experience in practice." Maho said angrily, "You should be a bit manly sometimes, and don't be led by girls all day long."
"I will work hard..." Gongsun Ce said feebly, "By the way, Sister Maho, what you said is so unconvincing. Isn't the person you are practicing with me my brother?"
"50 points deducted."
"I will definitely live up to your instructions and work hard to be strong!"
Maho buttoned up the phone and lay back on the sofa. She buried her face into the soft cushions and made a muffled "woo" sound. The elusive Ayane stuck her head out and said with a wicked smile: "Maho-chan~ Don't take the initiative if you don't have that spare power~"
"Ayane, you don't understand, I'm teasing him."
"No matter how you look at it, you must have been defeated."
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In the forest, Gongsun Ce put away his mobile phone and pointed his finger on his forehead. At this moment, his mind was performing complex calculations at a rapid speed. If he had the keen perception of a person with super powers, he would probably be able to hear the "buzzing" sound like flying wings!
They have been strong for too long and decided to give in temporarily, which means that until they change their minds, Mr. Gongsun, I am the strong one in this family... Am I the strong one? Is Gu the one giving orders? They all have to obey the orders of me... Am I the head of the family?
Gongsun Ce fell to his knees and sobbed wordlessly: "Finally...my spring! Is it finally here?!"
"Gongsun Ce, calm down first before taking action, it will help you avoid doing stupid things." Qi Luo read on the phone.
"Hahaha! You don't understand at all, Qiluo. Now is the time for me to show off my power and establish my family tradition. If I don't do some things now, I won't have a chance!"
"Wow, I didn't expect to actually hear the speech of a bad high school student who got a hypnosis app in real life."
The more Gongsun Ce thought about it, the more excited he became, and the more he thought about it, the more his eyes shone. Now he ran straight to the camp with great energy, walking like the wind. In front of the tent, Qin Qianbai and Shigurei were watching a road movie using a mobile phone projector. Gongsun Ce stood in front of them menacingly, allowing the character in the film to use his T-shirt to create a hail of bullets on the battlefield. He put his hands on his hips and smiled as arrogantly as a third-rate bastard.
The corner of Shigureling's mouth twitched: "What's wrong with you again...ah, no, what's the matter, my dear?"
Gongsun Ce pointed his finger to his forehead and waved it vigorously as if giving an order: "I give this order in the name of Gongsun Ce, the captain of the Morning Star! Use your most sincere words to praise the great name of the head of the family!"
The girl's eyes looked like a female high school tourist who had no interest in viewing ancient murals but was forced to visit by her parents.
Gongsun Ce panicked: "It's okay to show your respect and love for the captain with actions...such as warming the captain's bed..."
In just half a second, the girls' eyes deteriorated to the point where they looked like they were seeing garbage when they went out with their annoying classmates.
Gongsun Ce clasped his hands together and said with the last glimmer of hope: "Can I have a pajama party with you..."
Qin Qianbai stood up, pressed his shoulders with both hands, and said seriously: "A Ce, you are so annoying."
The sparkle in Gongsun Ce's eyes quickly disappeared, and his body lost all color, and he froze in place like a stone statue. The eldest lady poked it gently with her hand, and the fragile stone statue cracked open and turned into pieces in the wind.
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"
The head of the family screamed and ran into the tent. Shigure Rei was speechless: "Hey, didn't you say you wanted to pamper him?"
"No, I just remembered it." Qin Qianbai put his hand on his forehead, "If you pamper A Ce too much, he will become a super useless person."
"Let the head of the family stay at the bottom."
"That's right."
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"Ce, are you okay?" Alandia said.
"I'm really sorry. I'm a self-righteous and non-recyclable person." Gongsun Ce's eyes were blank. "I'm really sorry for you to see me. I will leave immediately."
Gongsun Ce sat in the corner of the tent with his knees in his arms, his whole body as dark as a timid spirit from a haunted house. Alandia closed the book: "If you choose a more appropriate way..."
"No, it's impossible." Gongsun Ce said decadently, "I have completely recognized myself. I will let you choose a new captain tomorrow..."
Alandia observed the follower's deliberately pretending to be a loser, and she found it a bit interesting despite being helpless. She remembered the girls' independent discussion and decided to cooperate with everyone's actions.
"In fact, not everyone will disobey your orders." Alandia said, "At least I always think you are the captain."
"I am non-burnable garbage...?!" Gongsun Ce raised his head in shock, "You said...what?!"
"You are the captain now and I will obey your orders."
Alandia raised her hand to twist a strand of silver hair and met his gaze as usual.
"What do you want me to do, Ce?"
(End of chapter)
