"what on earth is it……"
The time is nine o'clock at night. Gongsun Ce sat alone on the bed, his fingers trembling with fear.
There was a golden cup on his bed, and the blood poison in the dirty holy cup reflected his uneasy expression. The hands of the clock in the room moved slowly, making a monotonous sound of click, click. Gongsun Ce swallowed and found that his breathing was surprisingly heavy.
Why did I end up in the current situation?
Gongsun Ce forced himself to calm down. He slowly recalled in his mind what he had done in the past half day. Everything was normal at first. At noon, news came from Caldesia that the next stop was the "Blade Rain State" in the east, so the Morning Star changed its direction; in the afternoon, he had been improving the appearance and appearance of the prosthetic body. In order to prepare the details for the next development of moves, he happened to have free time at night and began to think about how to use symbolism to repair the filthy Holy Grail...
Then, the train of thought became deadlocked.
When it comes to the Holy Grail, the memes that immediately come to mind are "wish-fulfillment", and then there are leftovers like "holiness", "blood of the saint", or "suffering" and "magic power". So he started to delve deeper into the subject of wish fulfillment. When it comes to wishes, it is the emptiness of the dharma, which is the impermanent dharma of desire, which is also the cup filled with lust...
Totally wrong, start thinking again.
To put it another way, what was the intention behind creating it in the first place? That woman has a great figure, behaves provocatively, and often wears no clothes, so her lust must be embedded in this...
"Ahhhhhhh stop it you idiot!!!"
Gongsun Ce held his head and screamed, forcing himself to calm down. Calm down, Gongsun Ce! Have you been infected by an invisible spiritual attack? Now is a serious occasion. This is a precious psychological weapon that can play a big role in the subsequent battles. It is a trophy obtained by you and everyone after fighting hard. How can you let distracting thoughts dominate your brain! Be serious, use your sword of wisdom to cut off distracting thoughts, use breathing and breathing to adjust your physical condition, think about your breasts, thighs and buttocks...
"Don't think about this!"
Gongsun Ce hit himself on the head with a pillow, and the filthy Holy Grail on the bed trembled slightly as if making a silent mockery. He quickly put away the Holy Grail, sat down at the table, and began to think hard.
If you can say that you are not serious once or twice, then it must be your own problem the third time. For some reason, he couldn't concentrate at all right now. Whenever he had some free time and had time to think, his mind would be filled with thoughts that a healthy teenager should have. But what is the reason? Logically speaking, Gongsun Ce himself should not be such a lustful person. Could it be that he was unknowingly affected by the filthy Holy Grail?
Gongsun Ce carefully searched through his recent memories, looking for the source of desire, and pictures jumped out of his mind. The first thing in chronological order is the play with the eldest lady in the early morning. Secondly, at ten o'clock this morning, Rei Shigure was sitting on the sofa watching TV with him. She was wearing cool hot pants and a vest, without socks, and put her feet on the coffee table. Her slender thighs were like a white bridge...
At 2:30 in the afternoon, I delivered fruit to Qiluo and woke her up at the same time. The idol girl had just woken up from her dream. Her pajamas slid down a bit, exposing her round shoulders. When Qiluo stretched, his eyes inadvertently passed by the cuffs, and her graceful skin was looming...
At eight o'clock in the evening, when passing by the bathroom, I accidentally bumped into Alandia walking out of it. She should have finished taking a shower and covered her silver hair with a scarf. There was lingering heat on her body, and she was wearing that old-fashioned silk nightgown. When she passed by, she saw that the back of her neck was slightly red...
Gongsun Ce threw his head on the table and shouted sadly: "Plus, I watched a full two hours of edge-of-the-seat animation today, how could I not have any desire!"
Figured out the reason.
It has nothing to do with the Holy Grail.
It's basically his own problem. No, it's the ship's fault. After living together with four beautiful people of the opposite sex, the details in life that can make teenagers excited have increased exponentially. It is already an incredible miracle that they have been suppressed until now! If he could still control himself through self-abuse before the spiritual connection, but after the spiritual connection, his whole body was filled with distracting thoughts. How could he possibly be able to control it?
Gongsun Ce opened the computer in slow motion and pondered for three minutes about the folder containing restricted comics, until a little pink head popped out of the lower right corner of the screen.
"Well..." Q version Qiluo whispered, "I'm going to step away for a while, Gongsun Ce, please feel free to..."
"Ah." Gongsun Ce said in a low voice, "Thanks, Qiluo, for keeping it a secret for me."
Q version Qiluo covered her face and ran away. Gongsun Ce took a deep breath, closed the folder without hesitation, and stood up from the computer desk.
What a joke. It doesn't matter if he's a bachelor. He's a pathetic guy if he still relies on X-rated comics when he's obviously a man with a girlfriend now!
Want to have a real experience. I don’t have any extravagant expectations about hitting the bases or this episode in the distant future. As long as I can be satisfied, as long as I can rub it, I will be satisfied!
But Gongsun Ce knew clearly that acting for such reasons would lead to extremely miserable consequences. There must be a reasonable excuse that can convince everyone and justify the action...!
He set his sights on the Holy Grail again. After thinking for a long time, Gongsun Ce silently picked up the phone.
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At the same time, the capital of the sky.
"Shigure Reiichi saved my life..."
Mo Yuankai burst into tears as he ate the mini burger. The young man in a suit said sympathetically: "How miserable it is to suffer the consequences of one's own actions."
It is now a rest day in the Sky City. Orianna, who has temporarily completed the task of assisting the Mekhan Project, was dragged by Caldesia to go shopping with her best friends. Shigure Reiichi secretly sneaked into the information dealer's house and gave a certain A man who had suffered for many days brought some fried food and low-grade carbohydrates. He felt as if he were visiting a prison.
"Do you think I've lost weight recently?" Mo Yuankai said pitifully.
Shigurei looked at him for a while and commented pertinently: "Yes, but not much. According to this progress, you can lose thirty kilograms in three months, but you are still far away from the figure you had back then."
"Help..."
"It took four years to get fat, don't expect it to be solved in just two weeks."
Shigure Reiichi's cell phone vibrated. He glanced at the caller and was slightly surprised: "Hello, Gongsun?"
On the other end of the phone, Gongsun Ce's voice sounded particularly solemn: "Shiyu-kun, do you have time now?"
Shigure Reiichi and Mo Yuankai looked at each other, turned their phones to external speakers, and said seriously: "Mo Yuankai and I are both here, what's the problem?"
"I am currently in the process of repairing the Dirty Holy Grail..." Gongsun Ce's voice was very low, "Alandia suggested that I use symbolic techniques, and I would like to consult your opinions."
Shigure Reiichi was deeply surprised. He didn't expect that this person called him just to talk about business. He corrected his attitude and said in the spirit of popular science: "Of course there is no problem. The evolution of the cultural meme of the Holy Grail is quite complicated. It originated from the legend of the saint spread in the northern continent, and came to the world with the spread of the myth of the heavenly wheel. The Kingdom of Morton and flourished on the island. In the holy scriptures, it is recorded that the saint was wounded and bled on the battlefield, and his holy blood flowed into the cup and became wine, and the cup thus gained his sanctity. From this story we It can be seen that the Holy Grail is a symbol of 'passion' and represents the transmission of holiness."
"Yeah, yeah, yeah." Gongsun Ce replied quickly, "It's different from what I understand."
"When you heard about the Holy Grail, you must have immediately thought of the wish-granting machine, right?" Mo Yuankai continued, "This is because after the story of the Holy Grail was spread to the kingdom, a mutation occurred during the localization process. You know What the people of the Kingdom believe in most is the faith of the Holy King, and there are many Empty Phase Envoys there, so the Holy Grail has become an 'omnipotent treasure' in the Kingdom. The blood wine in its cup is the embodiment of everyone's wishes. Find Those who hold the Holy Grail can have their wishes come true.
In the end, this story became those familiar stories - King Morton sent his knights to find the Holy Grail, and the knights started a great journey to find the Holy Grail - which actually has little to do with the prototype, which is what you understand. That’s where the wishing machine came from. "
"I understand." Gongsun Ce's voice was low, "Kongsu is an ethereal magician. When she made this cup, she must have used the later Holy Grail meme, which is a wish-granting machine, right?"
Shigurei realized something was wrong: "I think so."
"Things like wishes are actually variations of desire." Gongsun Ce said passionately, "In other words... the idea of using lust to repair the Holy Grail is theoretically feasible, right?"
Shigure Reiichi threw the phone aside: "Yeah, maybe I can hang up as I have some things to do. I wish you good luck."
"Shigure-kun, you can't be so heartless!"
"Shame! I thought you were rarely serious, but you turned out to be an idiot again!" Mo Yuankai said disdainfully, "You can do it if you want to, and you still make excuses that you don't believe."
"His core purpose is to shirk responsibility." Shigure-kun analyzed calmly, "If he is caught, he can naturally shirk the responsibility on us and say something like, 'Shigure-kun and my elder brother suggested that I do it.' That's okay. Words of backbone.”
"Holy shit, how can you use such malicious intentions to speculate on your best friend?"
"Gongsun, please tell your conscience, do you think you can't say such a thing?"
Gongsun Ce said proudly: "Let's change the topic."
"Wow, what a rotten person." Mo Yuankai couldn't bear to look directly at him, "What are you doing? You, a harem man, called here specifically to talk about sex with us."
"Just, brother, you know that I am a man with three girlfriends."
"Bah." "Can I hold the phone?"
"Wait a minute and listen to me!" Gongsun Ce said urgently, "I can't stand the cohabitation life anymore. I'm worried that my girlfriend will break the deck if I say these things, so please give me a trick!"
"Okay, Ace, please calm down first. I'll seek expert advice." Mo Yuankai showed off his big brother's style, "Reiichi Shigure, do you have any spells to castrate people remotely?"
Shigure-kun smiled heartily: "This is a very simple little technique. If you ask Caldesia for a favor, it should be fine."
"Call Spencer and Yun Yinglang over. We'll do our best to help him eliminate his troubles now!" Mo Yuankai agreed.
"Let's call it the Art of Cutting Weeds and Roots. What a refreshing name."
"I'm telling you, you two, stop it!" Gongsun Ce screamed, "We're not brothers anymore!"
"I've never even kissed a girl on the mouth. I'm going to give you some advice. You're going to die." Mo Yuankai said scornfully.
"Brother, you and Orianna have really made no progress since you have been living together..."
"Damn, I'm busy losing weight every day and then working after I lose weight. How can I have time to do color!"
Gongsun Ce pinned his hopes on another person: "Where are you, Mr. Shiyu?"
Shigurei asked in return: "What do you think?"
"Forget it, I won't ask. I feel like my brother and I will be hit hard mentally." Gongsun Ce frowned, "How should I ask for such a request..."
"Speak openly and honestly." Shiyu Rei glanced at the time and said, "Friendly reminder, Gongsun, it's already very late over there. You still have a chance if you muster up the courage. If you don't hurry up, you will have to wait until tomorrow. "
"Ah, damn it! I'm on it!"
Gongsun Ce turned off the phone, and the man in the suit and the information dealer sneered.
"What do you mean, give them some peace of mind?"
"That's not necessary." Shigurei put away his phone slowly, "Based on my understanding of Gongsun, he has entered an idiot state where his intelligence has returned to zero. It is impossible for him to do anything in this situation. "
"It feels so bad to let him go like this."
"We can wait until tomorrow morning to call Qin Qianbai or Sister Ling to remind them to switch to external broadcasting." Shi Yujun said brightly, "Gongsun will be very happy!"
"Hahahaha……"
"Hahaha……"
Gongsun Ce in the bedroom still doesn't know what kind of evil conspiracy his brothers are discussing. At this moment, he is mustering up the courage, firm determination, and embarking on a road of struggle for his own desires!
"On the ground above board." He encouraged himself, "Be normal. This is a natural and reasonable action, and there is nothing to be ashamed of. Just like normal communication, speak naturally!"
Gongsun Ce opened the door and walked out bravely. He walked around the Morning Star with an adventurous mentality in the wilderness, and looked forward to encountering the crew members with a normal heart...
found it! The cool-dressed blue-haired woman walking from the corner was Miss Zero, who was still in Alice mode. If I rush forward to touch and rub her now, I will become the public enemy of women like a pervert and a lunatic. Now is the time to show off my style!
Shigurei took two steps back with an expression as if he had seen a ghost: "Hey, what are you doing at this late night with the expression of being generous enough to die?"
"Nothing, just thinking about biology and outlook on life. To be more specific..."
Gongsun Ce pushed up his glasses, showing his usual calmness and wisdom, and spoke in a polite and gentlemanly manner: "Zero, can you let me touch your breasts?"
Miss Shigure's eyes seemed to be looking at a plague pig.
"No, get out of here."
When Rei Shigure passed by the petrified person, he did not forget to let out a disdainful "ha". Gongsun Ce slowly fell to the ground and let out a silent cry.
Why? ! Why is this happening? ! Haven't we always been against physical contact? Mr. Gongsun, what mistake did I make to get such indifferent treatment? !
"Could it be that……"
Gongsun Ce had an idea in his mind. Was it because it was too informal? Perhaps ordinary couples give some kind of "advance notice" before getting intimate to prepare each other. Thinking like this, just being natural is not enough, you should be prepared in advance. In this case...
Gongsun Ce stood up, turned around and pointed at the back of the female hunter, and said seriously: "Wait a moment, Zero!"
Miss Shigure turned her head, expressionless.
"Sorry, I was rude this time." Gongsun Ce said calmly, "I will definitely send you a warning letter before I want to rub my vagina next time!"
"You must be mentally retarded."
Rei Shigure let out a long sigh and turned away, leaving her boyfriend alone, banging the floor and screaming.
"What the hell is wrong?!"
What should I do if the notice letter doesn’t work? ! Is it possible that I need to ask you to sit down? ! If all couples were like this, then the lives of men in this world would be too miserable!
Calm down, Gongsun Ce, your thinking is probably in a misunderstanding. If it has nothing to do with advance notice, then there should be something wrong with the wording and sentence construction when "requesting". The words "touch, breasts, etc." are still too bizarre to express the most sincere feelings. This request should be made in a more simple, natural and graceful way!
"Huh...huh..."
Gongsun Ce stood up again and took out his mobile phone: "Hey, Qiluo, are you there?"
The villain on the phone screen appeared after a few seconds. Q version Qiluo was shocked and said: "Gongsun Ce, have you just finished solving it now?!"
"No, I haven't solved any of my problems, not at all!"
Q version Qiluo's face suddenly turned red: "Are you lying?! Then, then, then, then, what on earth are you..."
"I will completely solve my problem now." Gongsun Ce said in a deep voice, "Qiluo, where are you now?"
"Uh-huh!? I'm on the bridge, Gongsun Ce, can you--"
"Okay, stay there and don't move, wait for me!"
Gongsun Ce put away his cell phone and ran quickly in the corridor. He flashed to the door of the bridge in an instant, tidied his hair, then pushed open the door, stretched out his hand, and said with unprecedented enthusiasm and sunshine: "Good evening, madam! Can you let me rub your breasts?" Breasts?"
His fingertips were pointing at the sofa on the bridge, where everyone usually watched TV and chatted. Qiluo seemed to have a new hairstyle tonight. She untied her twin ponytails into long hair and was looking at an old paper book in the light of the desk lamp. She also changed into a new nightgown. The mountains under the silk were not as full as usual, but they still had an unreachable height. A strand of silver hair lay on the nightgown, slightly reflecting the gentle light...
silver……
Silver, hair...?
"..."
Alandia, who was reading a book, raised her head and looked at someone wordlessly for three seconds. Gongsun Ce rolled his eyes stiffly and saw the stunned Qiluo on the small sofa a little further away.
"Ah..." Qiluo blinked, "Huh?"
"——Ahhhhhhhhh!"
After letting out the most piercing scream since becoming a god, Gongsun Ce covered his face and fled from the bridge. Alandia closed the book and spoke in surprise.
"Ce has a talent that I can't understand. He can always push himself into an embarrassing corner unintentionally with a series of actions that cannot be copied."
"Because he is an idiot." Qiluo gave a thumbs up, "Let the idiot calm down and he will return to normal naturally!"
The Dawn Knight nodded and continued reading.
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Early the next morning, Mr. Gongsun stayed in his room, declaring that he had no shame to live in this small room for the rest of his life. After the crew members worked hard for most of the day, a certain decadent young man was persuaded to leave the room. He was greeted by a wave of ridicule.
The mysterious desire from the depths of the universe should not affect someone's life for a long time, which is really gratifying.
(End of chapter)
