"Ga! Ga! Ga! Ga! Ga!"
The biochemical seagull flew over the beach, using its enhanced vision to look for any chips worth eating below. Suddenly, an extremely strange and terrifying creature appeared in its eyes. There is a gray-haired human head on the top of a small sand dune. It looks extremely evil and terrifying. Maybe it is a new experimental subject that escaped from the laboratory!
The seagull was so frightened that it flew to a crowded place to find French fries.
And if you look more carefully, you can see more exciting details: three women holding tools are standing in a tripod around the sand dune, and the gray-haired young man buried in the sand is crying in despair: " Brother! Shigure-kun! Senior sister! Maho-san! Why are you just watching! Have you really betrayed me?
"
Tens of meters away, Mo Yuankai patted his ears and shouted in surprise: "Ah, I think I heard A Ce's voice."
"It's an illusion," the doctor said.
"We didn't hear anything~" Rina smiled brightly, "What about you, Shigure Reiichi?"
Shigure-kun listened attentively for a while: "I can only hear the seagulls screaming... It must be an auditory hallucination. Let's go hunt for watermelons."
Why does this wonderful summer activity turn into this?
This goes back to three minutes ago, when Qin Qianbai and Shigure Rei were dueling on the volleyball court. A gray-haired superpower descended from the sky like a tiger descending from the mountain, and shouted in front of everyone: "Thank you both for tolerating my evil behavior! I will definitely make you all happy!"
Then, he was blasted into the sand by the embarrassed women.
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"The leg-cracking trial will begin now." Qin Qianbai held the shovel with both hands and said with murderous intent, "First of all, it's you, Qiluo. Is there anything you want to say?"
Qiluo raised her arms high and shouted unyieldingly: "I will have no regrets in my life!"
Don't use the boxing champion's last words here!
Rei Shigure sneered: "If you don't repent, your crime will be increased! You will be sentenced to a fat beating, and it will be executed immediately!"
"The execution begins."
Qin Qianbai stretched out his hands together, and the poor words "Qi" and "Luo" became distorted due to the large deformation caused by violence.
"Yeah - don't! No, you can't be so violent...!"
"Damn it, I'm getting more and more angry. Increase the sentence."
"Tsk tsk, it looks like it feels good in your hand. Give me half of it."
Shigure Rei couldn't wait to join in, and Kirara cried out sadly: "You can't avenge your personal revenge! Help-"
Gongsun Ce was confined in the sand. Seeing such uncivilized atrocities being performed in front of him, his eyes were almost splitting. He immediately shouted excitedly: "How can you do this! Let me join in!"
Mr. Gongsun received two piles of flying sand in response, and Miss Idol's execution ended after three minutes.
"It's not fair..." Qiluo said weakly, "Next time I will stealth and attack Qin Qianbai..."
"Give up, this is the difference in force." Qin Qianbai pinched his friend's face, "Although this is a bit strange for me to say, congratulations on catching your own happiness."
"Wow Qin Qianbai~"
Qiluo rubbed the eldest lady's cheek in emotion, Gongsun Ce asked with a smile: "So Mr. Happiness, can I..."
"Dream, boy, your trial has just begun."
"Damn it, I still have a second trial?!"
Shigurei picked up the shovel gloomily and threw it to Qin Qianbai. His ominous tone made Gongsun Ce take a breath of air.
"Ace, tell yourself." Qin Qianbai used the air shovel to throw another pile of sand, "What kind of punishment do you want to be punished?"
Gongsun Ce trembled and said: "Hey, can the sentence be reduced?"
Shigurei stepped on the sand and sneered: "At this moment? Pfft... you, haha... huh huh..."
"It's funny, you, the executioner, are laughing yourself!"
"Ha ha ha ha!"
Shigurei couldn't stand it after saying a few words. She lay down on the sand, put her chin on Gongsun Ce's head, and poked his face with her finger: "If you say it again, you will consider commuting the sentence."
Gongsun Ce closed his eyes and swore: "I will definitely make you happy."
"Hmph~~~What else is there?"
"How about we wait until there's an atmosphere to talk about the rest?"
"You have some eyes." Miss Ling inserted the shovel into the sand and said happily, "I have been released from prison after serving my sentence. You can do whatever you want~"
Kirara inserted the second shovel, stuck out his tongue: "Acquitted!" and ran away with Shigurei.
Now, only his dearest girlfriend is left beside a certain Shadong. Gongsun Ce knew that he would not die, but his upper and lower teeth still began to tremble.
"Speak quickly, Ace." Qin Qianbai sneered, "What punishment do you want to receive?"
"Um..." Gongsun Ce rolled his eyes, "Is kissing okay?"
The eldest lady threw another pile of sand in response. Gongsun Ce shook his head and said firmly: "I can kiss the instep of your feet and use such shame and humiliation as a punishment that you will never forget!"
"Ace, you just want to satisfy your perverted desires."
"Mr. Gongsun, I haven't gone that far! At most, it's just a touch!"
"That's still a pervert."
When you do it to your girlfriend, it breaks away from perversion and becomes a sentiment!
Gongsun Ce was heartbroken and said sternly: "I'm parading the streets with a sign saying 'I am a scumbag'!"
The eldest lady picked up the shovel and gave it to him: "No, I will never allow passers-by to laugh at A Ce."
“I’m so touched that you’re so protective of my dignity but you’re hitting me!
"
"When you do it to your boyfriend, it's not a beating, it's a romantic thing."
"My boyfriend is not your human punching bag!"
"What." Qin Qianbai took two steps back because he was too shocked, "Surprisingly, it's not..."
Is it necessary to put on this shocked face like hearing the final boss reveal the true nature of the world? !
Gongsun Ce almost jumped out of the sand. He said with a sad face: "Please give me a good time. I will do whatever you say."
"Then..." Qin Qianbai thought seriously for a while and said, "Let's grant amnesty."
Gongsun Ce was really shocked. He never expected that the other party would say this.
He knew how conservative the eldest lady was, and even if she could really accept it, there was no reason why she wouldn't be angry or beat him up! The scenario of a slap in the face, severing the relationship, and then flying back to Jinjing alone to cry on the plane is very realistic and understandable... But how could the reality be like this? !
"How can you not blame me?" Gongsun Ce said dullly, "I am ready to escape from prison and go to Shenjing to pursue my wife and ask for forgiveness. You... you should be angry..."
Qin Qianbai knocked on his head like a whack-a-mole.
"Ace, do you think I am the heroine of a soap opera?"
"I've never been in love before...I can't rely on animation as a reference..."
"You are really an idiot." Qin Qianbai squatted down in front of the sand dune, "Tell A Ce a secondary reason."
"Can you tell me the main reason?"
"No, I don't want to say anything too disgusting."
Gongsun Ce was deeply moved: "Please show me the secondary reason with great mercy."
The eldest lady stood up, put one hand on her hip, and said condescendingly.
"The prototype of the eight hundred and ninety-three supplementary clauses of Hongde Law is my grandfather's advice to Emperor Xuanwen three hundred years ago. I have known about the existence of this law for a long time."
"…………ah?"
The eldest lady inserted the third shovel into the sand and left.
Gongsun Ceqian opened his mouth and couldn't say anything. I only saw a lonely head floating on the sand, with three shovels inserted in three directions, looking like an artistic sand sculpture with three hands.
Gongsun Ce didn't move for almost five minutes, until Mo Yuankai slowly walked over, looked at it and said, "Are you addicted to being a sandmaker?"
"...Brother, I just had the illusion of being imprisoned."
"Such a good girlfriend, she's willing to be fucked." The eldest brother sat down next to him, "It makes my mouth sour. I show affection every day, but beware of being cursed by someone."
Gongsun Ce curled his lips and said, "I feel sour in my mouth. Let's drink some milk tea to wash it down. My brothers have lied to me with them all these years."
"It's worth reflecting on whether people can be easily deceived by their deceitful words."
"Love makes people blind." Gongsun Ce laughed at himself, "What are they doing? They didn't come to laugh at me."
"Shark hunting."
"...?"
Mo Yuankai looked away from the distance and said unbearably: "The three-headed shark that kills, the four-headed shark that kills, and the five-headed shark that kills."
"????"
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"Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
! "
Wowoo was running wildly on the beach with his short legs. This little thing that always lived a leisurely life was exerting the greatest strength in his life. If everyone present had the animal affinity of a spirit user, you would probably be able to understand Wawu’s thoughts from this series of wah-wow sounds——
Help! The shark is still chasing me!
"Ouch!
"
A huge black shadow gradually overwhelmed the flying Wawu, causing the water-patterned giant salamander to speed up by an almost miraculous 5%. This shadow branched off into three weird branches like a trident. Its main body had dark gray skin, a long spindle-shaped body, and three triangular heads filled with sharp teeth. This is a rare and deadly three-headed shark. This aquatic animal is jumping quickly on the beach, trying to swallow the poor Wawu with its huge mouth!
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"Wow--!
"
Seeing that he was about to be swallowed by the three-headed shark, Wawu buried his head in the sand and let out a wail of death. The next moment, a white shadow fell from the sky and hit the three heads of the three-headed shark at the same time with a three-section stick. "Ouch?!" "Take the move!" The three-headed shark's skin was dented by the blow. The miko threw back the three-section stick, kicked the shark up with a sharp upper kick, and then beat her mercilessly with the long stick! Beaten! Beaten! The shark fell to the ground in a coma, vomiting blood due to serious injuries, and was completely defended by the spinning sticks. Master!
"Wow wow wow..." Wow wow raised her head and patted the witch with her little paws with tears of gratitude. Rina poked the little pet in the head with the handle of the stick, and when she looked at the surrounding environment, she suddenly collapsed.
One-third of the VIP area has been occupied by sharks. Several four-headed sharks are fighting with Shigure Reiichi and the doctor, and the leader of the five-headed sharks is fighting with Caldesia. It is a complete chaos.
"Where did the shark come from?!"
Chi Zijing took a sip of juice nervously and said, "It's a newly escaped biochemical experimental subject. Little sister, you have to be careful!"
"So this is a biochemical experiment - by the way, who are you?! When did this man in windbreaker and swimming trunks appear?!"
Chi Zijing reached out and shook hands with the witch, and said seriously: "Let me introduce myself, I am Chi Zijing, the organizer of the Shark Beating Center under the Mutual Aid Association. Our job is to hit the sharks with our fists at a really fast speed. on the face."
"Then why don't you go hunt sharks?!"
"Little sister, you don't know. Our center is exhausted." Chi Zijing shook his head and said, "Originally, these rampaging sharks were going to invade the entire beach. We went through a lot of hard work to lure them all to the VIP area. Here."
"What do you think of VIP customers?! We have children here -"
Rina turned around and pointed, just in time to see Ayane-chan smash a four-headed shark into the sand with her bare hands. This poor shark only had its last head exposed on the beach, like a desperate fish dying of thirst in the desert.
"Maho-chan, is shark meat delicious?"
"The meat of biochemical animals is very unpalatable."
"Then twist the head off."
"It will make the beach dirty, just knock it out."
Rina rubbed her eyes vigorously and comforted herself: "It's all a shark hallucination..."
"VIP is the safest place." Chi Zi was full of confidence, "How can sharks be afraid of VIP customers?"
At this time, fire rose in the distance, and the poor sharks screamed in terror in the fire. A woman more terrifying than a shark walks out throwing fireballs, happy and in high spirits.
"Reiichi, you see it's a real five-headed shark! I've been wanting to fight sharks on the beach for a long time~!"
"Spare them, Caldesia...ah, Gongsun is here, how many did you kill?"
"Stop playing now and stay back. The big guys are coming——"
boom!
Suddenly there was a huge wave in the sea, hitting everyone on the head and face. A huge black shadow appeared from the other side of the ocean with unspoken anger. Mo Yuankai grabbed a telescope and took a look, exclaiming in a calm tone.
"Wow, the deadly eighteen-headed shark."
"Which laboratory created such an idiotic life form with only a brain?!"
"It's so disgusting to have eighteen mouths moving at once! Xiaoce, hurry up and blow it down!"
"
"I'm working hard—who put the phase armor on it!"
"It seems that the fighting data has been recorded, and his skills are better than Ace's."
"Wow, the 18-headed shark is breathing fire! It's great!"
"Wow--" (Friendly translation: Help--)
After a group of superpowers fought hard for three minutes, the deadly shark coalition was finally beaten to death. Congratulations, congratulations.
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That's it, two hours later. Gongsun Ce and Shiyu Rei were lying tiredly in the sand.
"So tired..."
"Is going to the beach such a tiring activity?"
In this two-hour period, they experienced watermelon beating (Cardesia, who failed in the lottery, was responsible for serving as watermelon), beach surfing (competing who can make the biggest waves), and barbecue BBQ (some ingredients were kindly provided by Shark) ) and other exciting activities. Now the two of them are exhausted and have no intention of participating in the temporary temple fair over there.
"Hey, my arms are so sore..." Gongsun Ce scrolled through his phone with telekinesis and looked up at his friends in the distance, but he couldn't find anyone.
"What time is the fireworks display?"
"About fifteen minutes."
"Okay, tell everyone I'll be here later."
Shiyurei raised his eyebrows: "Okay."
Gongsun Ce shook off the sand from his body, put on his sun protection clothes again, and walked out to the beach.
Today's activities started at 3:30 in the afternoon, and it is now past 6:00. The blue sky was obscured by the night amid the sounds of play, and there were far fewer tourists on the beach. Most people have gone back to eat at this point, and the next group of tourists has not yet arrived. Anyway, the fireworks are in the sky, and you can see them clearly just by looking up, so there is no need to squeeze into the crowd.
Gongsun Ce went to a convenience store and bought a bottle of juice and started wandering aimlessly. He went to the shopping street and stopped in front of a ramen shop he had visited, but did not find the target; he went to the dock area and shuttled among the containers but did not see the target; he quickly ruled out the sewage treatment plant and the eldest brother's home. , thinking about where else to go...
He couldn't think of anything anymore, so he simply spread his telekinesis throughout the city. This time he finally found a place. There was a red iron tower in the west of Dingyi District. Someone didn't change into a swimsuit. He just sat on the edge of the small platform near the top of the tower, staring at the night sky and sea in the distance.
Gongsun Ce flew to sit next to her, took off his sun protection clothing, and put it on her back.
"Be careful of catching cold when the wind blows at night."
"Tch, you think I'm some kind of delicate and frail little girl." Rei Shigure tightened his clothes and stretched out his hand, "Do you have any wine?"
Gongsun Ce threw her a bottle of orange juice, and Miss Witch rolled her eyes.
"Who wants to drink this?"
"It's good to drink something sweet occasionally. It's more like a dreaming little girl."
"No, go ahead."
Shigurei threw the orange juice behind him, and Gongsun Ce smiled helplessly.
"Why did you run away without saying hello?"
"You will get tired of living in a lively environment for a long time, so you should get used to living alone."
Rei Shigure casually flipped up his long hair, turning it back to the darkness of night.
"If you are too lonely, you may have no friends."
"It doesn't matter, I don't care - why are you letting me go!"
Gongsun Ce hugged her, and Miss Ling's stern tone suddenly turned panicky. He picked up the woman without any explanation and made her sit on his lap facing each other.
"It's so cold sitting there, I'll use it as a cushion to warm you up."
"Come on, you perverted brat just wants to take advantage of me."
Gongsun Ce made a coat out of white matter and added another one for her.
"I'm serious. Are you afraid of the cold?"
Miss Witch lowered her head and let her hair hang down to hide her face and remained silent.
Gongsun Ce combed her long hair and asked slowly: "You thought you were going to the place we went to that day, why did you come to this strange tower?"
"I like high places."
Both fools and smoke like heights.
"What's the truth?"
"..."
Shigurei was silent for a while, then bit his shoulder in retaliation before speaking reluctantly.
“…I don’t want to go to those places.
At first I was thinking about finding a place worth remembering, but as I kept thinking about it, I found out that the two of us had no memories in this city. Everywhere I went, I remembered the original plan, and the smell of intrigue lingered in my memory. Once the memory is triggered, I can't stop it. It always freezes at the end of the underground scene. I hold your heart in my hand, and you look at me with such sad eyes while you are lying in a pool of blood. "
"How long ago did it happen..."
"How long? It's only more than half a year."
Shigure Rei pressed closer and said dullly: "Now that I think about it, you are really an idiot. You took so many precautions beforehand and still believed in me at the last moment... You have won the battle and you still plan to let me go. ...After suffering so much, you decided to help me... At the last moment, you gave up your reward to me... What the hell are you, an idiot, why are you so nice to me? I can't figure it out. What’s the reason not to retaliate against me?”
Gongsun Ce thought for a while and said, "I fell in love with you at first sight."
"Hey?!"
"When I first saw you, I thought that this sister, who is tall, has long legs and has a pretty face, is what I like. I must chase such a decent girl."
"lie."
Gongsun Ce pushed aside her long hair and looked directly into her bright eyes.
"This sister is so evil that she betrayed my trust and attacked me secretly. I hate her so much that I grit my teeth and will spend my whole life trying to get revenge on her."
"lie."
"I thought of a way to get revenge that day. If she hates me, I will marry her as my wife, trap her in the big prison of the family and live with me unwillingly for the rest of my life; if she wants to wander around, I will be shameless. Follow me like a dog-skin plaster, and let her stick to me wherever I go; if she wants to be the Maleficent, I will let her wear a white wedding dress, let her soften in the sound of blessings, bleach in kindness, and transform from a bad bad woman to a lovely one Little girl.”
A blush appeared on Miss Witch's face. He had never seen the other party act so shy. Shigure Rei's voice was inaudible: "...Lie. You were unwilling to tell me the truth from the beginning."
"It's up to you whether you tell the truth or a lie." Gongsun Ce smiled and said, "If you believe it, it's true."
"Do not believe."
"Wow, why are you such a troublesome woman?" Gongsun Ce sighed, "To digress, I plan to move."
"Why?"
"The current home is so small, it doesn't meet your requirements. It's not big enough and it's not close to the park. It doesn't have a small warehouse or a bar for bartending. The most important thing is that you don't have your own room. You have such a lonely temperament and you don't have any independence. Space will definitely not be happy..."
Gongsun Ce was talking nonchalantly, and his words were extremely long-winded, but Shigurei didn't listen to the rest. She remembered that day outside Weiyuan City, the night before everyone was preparing to enter the city for a decisive battle, she used her drunkenness to talk about her little dream with the young people around her.
In fact, she didn't take it too seriously, she just said it wherever she thought, but he still remembered it, remembering every detail clearly.
"...To be honest, your request is a bit difficult to find in Thorny District, but I feel that the fireworks in Cangshou District are too dull for your liking. How about we buy a small piece of land and build a house from scratch?"
"I hate your tone. Why do you think I want to live with you?" Rei Shigure muttered, "Big sister, I have been free for a year and only came back for a few days, and you just left after a few. ...I am a free and easy world-creating magician, so nothing can trap me...Hey!"
Gongsun Ce kissed her face gently and said to the red-faced woman.
"It doesn't matter. You can go out as long as you want, but I must give you a place to come back to."
These words penetrated her heart, arousing a wave of warmth that spread along the blood to all parts of her body, making the appearance of indifference no longer possible. Her body suddenly softened and she shrank into the young man's arms.
"Okay, you win, you win, be happy." Shigure Rei whispered, "The witch sister can no longer be strong. She was completely defeated by your sugar-coated bullets. I can kiss you as much as you want. I'm at your mercy. .”
"No way, I lost miserably." Gongsun Ce said pretentiously, "I have always been your loyal gray rabbit and your distinguished master Alice."
There was a sound of piercing the sky in the distance, and a bright light flew into the night sky, exploding into the sky in the darkness. The light of the fireworks illuminated their faces and the smiles on their faces.
"I love you, Rei Shigure. Would you like to stay with me?"
"It's rare that I promise you this once without lying... who makes me love you too."
Cluster after cluster of fireworks bloomed in the night sky, turning into all kinds of strange pictures under the moon, like phantoms in a beautiful dream. They kissed each other under the light in the dark night, and the two shadows merged together, no longer separated.
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When they rushed back to the beach, the fireworks display was already halfway through. Fortunately, the remaining fireworks were even more exciting than the initial ones. The young people on the beach spent the rest of the time laughing and playing, using their wonderful powers for fun instead of conquering each other.
They spent a wonderful and fulfilling day, as carefree as every day in this summer, like a dream on a summer night. And what makes them most happy is that this is not a dream but a real experience. This city was once chaotic and crazy, but thanks to their efforts and the efforts of many people, it gradually became what it is today. From a prison that was spurned by them, to a home that was accepted by them.
The fireworks ended, the laughter gradually subsided, and darkness enveloped the sand and sea. The tourists said goodbye and left, going to their respective places in the city lights. This extraordinary and ordinary summer night came to an end quietly...
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