An old comedy was playing on the TV, with two monks in robes singing nonsensical songs. Rei Shigure was deeply bored and yawned: "Change the channel."
"I've told you 165 times that I'm not AI!"
Qiluo angrily got out of the TV screen and blocked the old movie being shown with a big blackboard: "If you don't want to watch it, don't watch it!"
"Tsk, Xiaojiazi is angry."
Rei Shigure stood up from the sofa, opened the window, and looked at the night view idly. "Poof!" She didn't know what she saw, and she suddenly let out a strange laugh.
"?"
Qiluo curiously mobilized the surveillance video and checked the scene downstairs. "Pfft!" For half a second, the idol lady couldn't help laughing.
But downstairs in the apartment, two newlyweds who had just started falling in love were holding hands and walking stiffly, like two zombies being controlled to walk in goose-step. Gongsun Ce moved his leg to the side and almost stepped on his girlfriend's foot; Qin Qianbai turned her head angrily and just hit her boyfriend's chin.
"Idiot A Ce." "Ah, my chin!"
The two ladies upstairs couldn't hold it back at all and laughed unscrupulously.
The old movies on TV are still playing, and the monks sing intoxicatedly:
"I am Tietou Gong~Invincible Tietou Kung? You are Vajra Legs~I am Vajra Legs?"·
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"Is walking such a difficult challenge?" Gongsun Ce asked.
"It's because Ace is too clumsy."
"My, my, blame me, blame me."
After discussing on the rooftop for five minutes, the two unanimously decided to start by "walking hand in hand in the streets." Qin Qianbai put on a white coat and white trousers, and jumped off the apartment building with him. They followed the example of young lovers in movies and crossed their fingers and walked side by side, but they felt awkward no matter how they walked, as if they were on crutches. Gongsun Ce took two more steps and suggested, "How about we change positions? You hold my arm like this?"
"good idea."
So Qin Qianbai hugged his arm and turned his head to the side, pretending to be a little bird. The two of them stopped at the traffic light intersection. The girl maintained this posture and said:
"I feel so stupid..."
"Yeah, I think so too! Where did the sweetness go?!"
"Ace's arms are so sweaty and sticky."
"Please don't describe the details. It's a rare meeting. It's like we're talking about cross talk!"
The female high school students next to me started laughing! !
After walking stiffly across the zebra crossing, the lovers quickly separated. "Miss, how do we usually walk together?" "Walking together normally..." "Let's change to our usual pace first?" "I agree."
Qin Qianbai jumped up to the edge of the flower bed, walking backwards while chatting casually with him. Gongsun Ce looked at this childish behavior and felt that he had finally regained his usual feeling. He casually scrolled through the app notifications on his phone and chatted endlessly with the girl.
"Speaking of which, is there any animation music you like this season?" "I don't think it's as good as Qiluo's singing." "That's right... By the way, when I was investigating the case last time, I saw you singing a sushi song on a KTV." "He actually spied on a girl singing. Ah Ce's taste is so bad." "I want to ask if I want to sing together next time."
Qin Qianbai raised his fist and suggested excitedly: "The Song of Miso Ramen!"
"Isn't this the same!"
"I want to see A Ce sing this."
"I don't want it, the club will die!"
Saying this, Gongsun Ce's eyes lit up and he pointed to the other side of the street: "Miss, do you want to go and see that store?"
Qin Qianbai looked up and saw a girl dressed as a maid standing across the street, handing out flyers to passing tourists. The pink signboard of [Lucky☆Beast] flashed behind the maids. Occasionally, a customer walked out and was greeted by the maids' farewells.
"Oh, it's a maid cafe."
"It would be awkward to go to this kind of shop alone..." Gongsun Ce pushed up his glasses proudly, "But if two people go there, there will be no problem at all!"
"Going on a date at a maid cafe sounds weird." Qin Qianbai jumped to his side and held his hand, "But it's fun, let's go."
"okay."
While running across the road, Gongsun Ce thought to himself that just now he felt uncomfortable holding hands while walking, but now they hold hands naturally. why is that?
He recalled for a moment and realized that they had held hands from time to time in their past lives. If you treat something you are accustomed to as something special, you will certainly feel awkward and uncomfortable.
It's just... Gongsun Ce murmured in his heart, isn't this a bit strange...?
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"Tear the sky apart? Along with the suffocating silence?!" the black-haired punk maid screamed on the stage! "I can do it even if I'm a sinister person? Playing a black dream that's out of place?!"
"Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!" The long-haired maids shook their heads in unison to the exciting melody, and cheers came from their long hair flying up and down. The light of the performing arts lamp swept across the dim room, illuminating the faces of the customers with different expressions for a moment. "One more drink, Miss." "With great pleasure, Master!" The uncle sitting in the corner raised his glass and shouted, and the girl with glasses in a black and white maid outfit immediately rushed over holding a champagne bottle. The cork of the wine bottle flew up with a bang, drew an arc in the hall, and landed in front of the two new guests.
"..."
Gongsun Ce's expression was full of excitement. Qin Qianbai tugged on his sleeve: "Ace, is this a place like a maid cafe?"
"I think the problem is with this store and not with our common sense." Gongsun Ce shook his head resolutely, "Come on, Miss, let's move to another place."
"Two hosts over there! Welcome!!"
Unfortunately, Gongsun Ce's actions were still a step too slow. A maid from [Lucky☆Beast] had already rushed over like a ferocious beast that had found its prey. This purple-haired maid is fierce and looks like she will never let the guests escape easily. She has a perfect business smile on her face and exerts a powerful psychological suggestion in her words. "This store offers a variety of drinks, delicious food, and the maids' 100% sincere and loving service. Please be sure to try it - why the hell is it you again?!!!"
Miss Yun Yinglang pulled her hair and jumped twice in anger.
"Oh, oh." Gongsun Ce's mouth twitched, "What about that? Good evening, Xiaoyun."
"You remember wrongly, Ace." Qin Qianbai corrected her seriously, "It's Miss Baisma Abdullah Hasasendin."
"Forget it!" Yun Yinglang screamed, "Forget the bad jokes from a few months ago!!"
Gongsun Ce and Qin Qianbai crossed their arms and shook their heads at exactly the same frequency.
"How can you speak harshly to a guest!" "The maid is disqualified, Miss Bysmer."
"Get out of here if you don't want to eat, you idiot couple!!"
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"Hee hee hee……"
"Hehehe..."
The idiot couple finally found a seat in the maid cafe (?) and sat down. They laughed maliciously while flipping through the menu. When Miss Yun Yinglang saw this scene, she knew that her good mood tonight would be ruined by these two idiots. She clicked on the table to order the menu, with veins pulsing next to her temples: "Excuse me, you two." Master, have you decided what you want?"
Qin Qianbai was the first to hold up the menu: "I want a lovelove omelette rice, and Master Yun draws a heart."
"Ah, damn it!"
Gongsun Ce followed happily: "Here's a glass of maid's sweet honey wine. I want Master Yun to mix it!"
"You two are so annoying!" Yun Yinglang hugged her head and screamed, "Can you be more like a senior! Why is the capital of the sky so big that you come to torture me every time we go on a date?"
"It's really just a coincidence, believe me." Gongsun Ce tried his best to suppress his laughter, "By the way, why does your cafe look like a bar?"
"It's a cute cafe during the day and a maid bar at night. The manager said that this way can broaden the audience." Yun Yinglang said listlessly, "I thought it would be very easy to work as a maid without even changing clothes, but I didn't expect that I would have to show up after work started. Learning to bartend, the more you work, the more tired you become..."
Qin Qianbai gave a thumbs up: "Come on, Xiaoyun. It will definitely become a valuable social experience."
"I don't want to hear any encouragement from you."
Master Yun took the order menu and left. Gongsun Ce put his hand on his chin and fell into deep thought.
"Ace?"
"Wait a minute, Miss, there is something worth paying attention to..."
"?"
Gongsun Ce's contemplation continued until the omelette rice and mead were served. Master Yun squeezed some tomato hot sauce and hurriedly prepared to run away.
"Wait a minute, Miss Yun Yinglang." Gongsun Ce frowned and called the maid.
Yun Yinglang was so angry that she jumped back: "You still want to add more food?!"
"No, no, it means what you said just now is a bit strange..." Gongsun Ce scratched his head, "What do you mean I bother you every time we go on a date? We were not on a date last time."
"Yes." Qin Qianbai suddenly realized, "I didn't confess my love last time, so it doesn't count as a date."
Yun Yinglang's eyes seemed to be looking at two biological wild wolves disguised as huskies.
"What are you talking about? You two... Last time, wasn't it also this kind of cross talk and annoying tacit understanding between husband and wife that made people jump? Last time, wasn't it also this kind of little husband and wife who were only immersed in their own world? Where is this? What changes? Aren’t they all just dates?”
"Huh?" "Huh?"
The lovers made strange sounds from their mouths, and Yun Yinglang felt more and more unreasonable about them.
"Hey, what kind of reaction is this? Haven't you two been dating for three years?"
Gongsun Ce and Qin Qianbai acted as shocked as if they saw heavy snowfall in the desert. Yun Yinglang was so frightened that she took two steps back: "Is it necessary to act like this just to trick me?!"
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"No, no, no, no." Gongsun Ce raised his hand nervously, "Wait a minute, Yun Yinglang, we haven't known each other for a long time, right? How could you have the illusion that I have been dating the eldest lady for a long time?"
"I, we just started dating more than a week ago!" Qin Qianbai emphasized.
Yun Yinglang covered her forehead and let out a long sigh of unknown meaning.
"Ah, that's it... I understand, I finally understand what those people on the forum are saying... How should I put it, you two, be mentally prepared first."
The lovers nodded in unison.
"You two have been the champions of the forum's 'Cangdu Idiot Couple Awards' for three years. The post on Minzuo's homepage all year round is to bet on when you will officially announce it... You, shouldn't you, no? Do you know this?"
The lovers were so shocked that they turned into two gray-white stone statues.
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The flavors of the omelette rice and mead were honestly not noticeable.
The two of them ate like machines, paid the bill, and stood still for a few minutes after walking out of the store. Then they rose into the sky together and rushed to the rooftop of their apartment building in the eyes of passers-by.
Qin Qianbai stood at the edge of the rooftop. The girl who was never afraid of powerful enemies suddenly began to tremble in her voice.
"Ace, could it be said that in the eyes of others, we have always been..."
"Impossible, absolutely impossible!!" Gongsun Ce shouted frantically, "It must be a misunderstanding between Yun Yinglang and everyone! We have basically never done anything that lovers should do, right?! For example, go see a movie together. Movie--"
"Basically every month..." Qin Qianbai tried hard to find new possibilities, "Let's cook together!"
"Isn't this happening every week? Wait and let me think about it..." Gongsun Ce suddenly had an idea, "By the way, let's watch the sunrise together!"
"We did it during the summer vacation last year. At that time, Atze said that he wanted to experience youth during the last vacation of high school. As a result, we did stupid things for a week."
"Ah, damn it!" Gongsun Ce scratched his head and said, "Let's buy furniture and decorate the room together..."
"When I first came to the Capital of the Sky..."
"Give both parties nicknames!"
"I call you idiot A Ce every day!"
thump. thump.
After rejecting more than a dozen possibilities, the superpowers were so shocked that they both fell to the ground.
Unexpected.
All the ideas I can come up with have been done in the past. Not to mention, part of it has simply been integrated into their lives.
However, in this case, isn’t it the same as...
"——The two of us have actually been dating for three years?!" Gongsun Ce cried out, holding his head, "Wow, is it really... Hey, Miss, Miss?! Can you hear me?!"
Qin Qianbai's eyes darkened at an unusual speed. She moved to the corner of the rooftop and sat with her legs crossed with her back to Gongsun Ce, like a stone sculpture from some super-ancient civilization.
"Wake up, Miss!!"
Gongsun Ce walked over and patted her shoulder. After a while, the girl whispered.
"……………………So shameful."
"ah?"
"Everyone who is familiar with us should know that I like A Ce." The girl buried her face lower and lower, "But, in the eyes of passers-by, we have already started dating... We are obviously not in love yet... ...But we have been very close for a long time...It is simply shameless..."
...it's over.
She is shy!
The character of the eldest lady that has been finally corrected over the past three years has resurfaced! This kid started thinking about those weird feudal ethics again! !
"Vagabond... immoral... watery..."
"Is it so serious?!"
Gongsun Ce carefully sat down behind her and touched his girlfriend's hand, but it was slapped away.
"Don't touch me, you bastard." Qin Qianbai said angrily, "It's all because of your indiscreet temper that you have led me astray, and you are already intimate before we even talk about marriage!"
"Yes, yes. It's all my fault." Gongsun Ce lamented, "It's all my fault that I assaulted my breasts when we first met. All of a sudden, we turned our innocent eldest lady into a nerd like me."
The eldest lady raised her head and hit him three times. Gongsun Ce grinned and covered his chest, and said slowly: "But now that we are like this, there is nothing to be ashamed of... At worst, we tell the outside world that we dated three years ago, but they don't know."
"Deceiving yourself."
"That's right, I'm a big liar." Gongsun Ce rubbed her head, "Okay, just smile. I finally found my expression, wouldn't it be a pity to keep a straight face all day long?"
"Don't laugh." Qin Qianbai said angrily, "I can't laugh. I was too stimulated. My face turned into paralysis."
You are fighting with yourself again, you little girl.
Gongsun Ce rolled his eyes and thought about it. A certain scene in his memory flashed through his mind. He tried hard to overcome his psychological shadow and said with a smile: "It doesn't matter! Mr. Gongsun, if I can make you laugh for the first time, I can make you laugh again. I just wanted to Get up, there’s something else we haven’t been able to do.”
"...?"
"Come on, come on, turn around."
Curiosity defeated his anger at this time. Qin Qianbai turned his head and found that the young man's face was getting closer and closer to him.
Their lips touched each other lightly, like a dragonfly touching water.
The warmth of each other still lingered on their lips. The girl's mind went blank and she only subconsciously touched her lips.
"This is... something only lovers would do, right?" The gray-haired young man wiped his nose, his expression showing some indescribable confusion amid shyness, "Can you laugh now?"
"……cannot."
"ah……?!"
The girl's hands wrapped around his neck, and she took the initiative to move her head closer and kissed him for the second time. As fleeting as before, as sweet as before.
Her shy smile reflected in the young man's eyes.
"it's OK now."
Gongsun Ce hugged the girl and said in her ear: "Are we in love?"
"We are in love." Qin Qianbai rubbed his cheek, "Kiss, I want one every day from now on."
"How about two?"
"Well, two then."
Tonight’s martial arts training is over.
And their love tutorial has just begun.
