"Can you two please give me some face?" Gongsun Ce looked at the ceiling blankly, "Mr. Gongsun, I really can't go out today..."
The bruises can also be explained as scars left after fighting a powerful enemy, but how to explain the teeth marks and pinch marks.
Once the paparazzi see this look, Mr. Gongsun’s reputation will be ruined...
"He was attacked by a wild beast." Qin Qianbai stared at the huntress across the table.
"He was plotted by a ghost." Rei Shigure shook his spoon at the martial artist.
The air on the dining table became tense at a speed visible to the naked eye. Gongsun Ce said with a sad face, "Can you please finish your meal first?"
Using "If you have something to say carefully, I'll make breakfast first" as a bargaining chip, Gongsun Ce, who was thrown out of the window, finally gained the qualification to step into his own home. Gongsun Ce was really surprised when he stepped into the entrance hall: suitcases and cardboard boxes took up nearly half of his living room, and the coffee table was piled full of all kinds of messy souvenirs. One of the boxes was still shaking slightly with a strange frequency. There seems to be some kind of living thing inside... Just by looking at this posture, you can tell that someone is not just playing a prank on a whim, but actually intends to live with him!
Currently, two women with whom he had a deep relationship were glaring at each other at the dining table, while Gongsun Ce himself was making a simple breakfast in the kitchen. While he was frying eggs in the kitchen and listening to the explosive conversation between the two, he felt cold sweat gradually breaking out on his back.
"Long time no see, Rei Shigure. Did you enjoy your trip to Hezhong?"
"Big sister, I had a lot of fun~ so I shared the happiness with this guy as soon as I came back." Shigurei turned to look at Gongsun Ce's bedroom, pretending to be surprised and said, "Speaking of which, why do you have our family? Key?"
What is our home?
Please tell me clearly the origin of this title, and how can my house become your property so naturally?
Qin Qianbai took out a bunch of keys and made a crisp sound.
The eldest lady said without changing her face: "This is the key that A Ce gave me. I became the mistress of this home three years ago."
Don't fabricate facts. I gave you this key just to facilitate your visit and as a backup just in case!
Although she is indeed the hostess now...
"A little girl who has never even been in love has the nerve to call herself a mistress."
"Miss Shigure's information is lagging behind." The eldest lady put a hand on her chest and put on a very proud expression, "We confessed to each other a week ago."
"Huh? Is it true or not?" Rei Shigure's eyes widened, "By the way, what's going on with your stinky expression? Have you ever been this kind of person before?"
"Humph. Now Ace is my boyfriend, which means he is equivalent to my husband."
Time has leapt forward! !
It’s time to leap directly from the sweet and tender first love stage to starting a family and starting a business! Where did the time difference go? Was it deleted by the boss of the underworld organization? !
Gongsun Ce put the eggs on the plate while trembling, and walked to the table with a simple breakfast of three eggs and bacon bread. He tried his best to pretend that he was a drop of water that was a little big but could never speak.
He just caught up with Miss Zero's response. Rei Shigure clapped his hands in front of the dining table and said in a casual but sincere manner: "It's not easy! Congratulations on the perfect ending of your three-year love run. What a joy."
Qin Qianbai was stunned for a moment by this straightforward congratulation.
"you……"
"What?"
"No, I thought you would find ways to be weird."
"I'm not some venomous gray-haired rabbit. If I don't express my congratulations, will I curse you to break up?" Rei Shigure rolled his eyes, "Cherish your hard-won love, little girl."
The atmosphere at the dinner table was slightly relieved by these two exchanges——
This is just a superficial illusion.
If you want to ask why, Gongsun Ce, who was chewing bread at a very low volume, was shaking more violently than before. He knew this free woman so well. Just by hearing these words of blessing, Gongsun Ce understood what the other party wanted to say! And that idea is undoubtedly that of a traditional eldest lady, no, it is simply incomprehensible to ordinary people! !
Qin Qianbai stuck the fork in the middle of the omelette and asked slowly: "Then, please answer my confusion. Why did Miss Shigure, who did not intend to hinder my relationship, appear in my boyfriend's bed?"
While spreading blood-red jam on toast, Shigure Rei replied leisurely: "It is true that you and my partner went through a lot of hardships to get married, but your love has never had anything to do with me! "
really. I knew it. I knew you, a woman, would think so...!
Gongsun Ce quickly glanced at his beloved neighbor, and found a hint of obvious astonishment in the other person's eyes.
"What did you say?"
"Ah, can't you understand?" Rei Shigure folded the bread in half and took a bite, "That is to say, little girl. I don't care whether this guy is a single-minded innocent man or a half-hearted scum, all of that has nothing to do with me. Things. So it doesn’t matter how you want to act in a love soap opera..."
She walked up behind the gray-haired young man with a smile, hugged his stiff neck, and said with a smile: "You talk about your love, I will sleep in my bed."
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For this woman, and for the free Rei Shigure, other people's opinions have never been irrelevant. She doesn't care about Gongsun Ce's interpersonal relationships, what she cares about is Gongsun Ce, the important person to her.
As for Gongsun Ce's romantic relationship, that was a private matter that Gongsun Ce had to deal with, and it had nothing to do with Shi Yurei.
This can be said to be a concept that is extremely independent and transcends the times, and is completely beyond common sense and is suitable for the identity of the Creator of the Realm. However, the problem is...
Not to mention the eldest lady, even he himself thinks this idea is weird enough. It’s so weird that the eldest lady can understand this thinking!
The face that finally showed a smile due to the confession has a tendency to return to the iceberg state again, and this time the eyes look more terrifying and frightening than ever before!
"That's right. After all, she is a woman from a foreign country, so it is normal for her to have ideas that I cannot understand."
The eldest lady ate the omelette in one bite, stood up from her seat, walked over to Gongsun Ce and pressed his head.
"However, Ace is not your property. He is a human being who can think independently." Qin Qianbai stared into her boyfriend's eyes, "Ace, don't be afraid, just speak your mind honestly. What do you think?"
Could you please release your hands from the Heavenly Spirit Cap below? I can't help but be afraid of you now.
"Ah, of course! What I care about most is what you think~" Miss Ling gently scratched someone's neck with her nails, and returned to the vicious tone she used to tease him, "If you have any opinions, let me know. ,Gongsun Ce~"
Even if you give me ten courages, I wouldn’t dare to speak at this time!
No matter what kind of constructive opinions or far-sighted insights there are, any words spoken in the current crisis will inevitably lead to a complete explosion of the powder keg. In this chaotic situation, the eldest lady and Ling will definitely not be harmed in any way - because they will only vent their emotions on poor Mr. Gongsun!
You can't say it, you can't say it, even if it's a joke, you can't say it at this time. What we have to think about now is no longer how to calm down the coming chaos, but how to save our own lives!
Gongsun Ce's telekinesis senses quickly reached out, looking for opportunities to escape in the room. The constantly shaking box in the living room inspired the superpower. He first put his telekinesis into his trouser pocket, quickly entered a string of characters on his mobile phone, and then closed his eyes and shouted: "Wait a minute, you two! In the room There is an ambush!!”
It was too late, but it was too late. Gongsun Ce used his telekinesis to tilt the box, and the box jumped up towards the dining table. The box mouth, which was about to be freed, was completely opened by the collision. A blue shadow jumped up from the box, and with inertia, it pounced on the creature closest to it - Qin Qianbai's back!
"Too naive, Ace!"
The eldest lady turned around neatly, preparing to strike at the attacker with her sword, but her movements slowed down when she saw her opponent's true appearance. "...!" Qin Qianbai was deeply shocked by the attacker's appearance. She subconsciously stretched out her hands and lifted the monster before it fell on the dining table.
"good……"
Qin Qianbai lifted the huge object in his hand farther away and observed its appearance carefully.
This monster is about the same length as an average child. Its chubby body is dark blue in color. The color of its back is slightly darker than its abdomen, and wavy lines are naturally formed in the middle of its body. It has four round paws, an oval tail, small dot-like eyes far away on the head, like two black spots, and a big mouth that naturally purses, as if it is saying something innocently. laugh.
"so cute……"
Qin Qianbai stared at the monster motionlessly, feeling that the little girl part of her heart was being activated rapidly. She raised the monster a little higher and asked with a smile, "What is this?"
"It's my pet, big sister. This thing's scientific name is 'Water Pattern Salamander'. It's everywhere around Wave City. It looked very funny, so I brought one back." Rei Shigure threw some bread crumbs to the pet, " Wow, call one."
The monster meekly opened its mouth and let out a wonderful cry after catching the crumbs.
"Wow~~"
"cute……"
Stars were about to appear in Qin Qianbai's eyes, and her expression surprised Miss Hunter.
"Little girl, are you so girly?"
"I am a young girl in love."
"Girl, you are already in college." Rei Shigure waved his hand, lowered his head and said, "Why are you so quiet...?"
At some point, the gray-haired young man on the seat had disappeared without a trace as if in a dream.
"..." "..."
If there's anything more embarrassing than an obvious shtick, it's the fact that he actually fell for such a shoddy trick. Therefore, the two people who were obsessed with teasing their pets fell silent at the same time.
In the awkward air, only Wawu shouted in confusion: "Wawu?"
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Ten minutes later, central area.
Gongsun Ce sat under an umbrella outside a snack shop, holding up his mobile phone as if worshiping a god.
"Omniscient and almighty God Qiluo, your loyal followers express their gratitude to you."
There are not many people in this world who can escape from the surveillance of a world-creating magician and a martial arts master, and Qiluo's information manipulation is just one. Using his pet's whining to divert attention and cooperating with Qiluo's secret power to escape from his home, this was Gongsun Ce's desperate strategy to escape...
To put it in a simple way, it is "Qiluo, save me."
"Really...what on earth did Gongsun Ce go through to escape from his home in a hidden way so early in the morning?"
The three-headed girl on the screen was lying on the cyberkotatsu, shaking her head helplessly.
"The main premise is that Qin Qianbai and Shigurei appeared at my home at the same time."
"That's the most advanced situation where you have to escape."
The critical premise of the situation was clearly recognized by Qiluo just after he said it.
Gongsun Ce stated the facts in rational sentences without personal emotions as much as possible: "After that, they started fighting for the ownership of my house and myself, and asked me which side I planned to support."
Mini Qiluo opened her mouth slightly: "It sounds like a simple daily story..."
How can such a pungent smell of blood come from a normal person?
"In the end, Mr. Gongsun, I realized that no matter what I said, there was only one dead end, so I ran away."
Gongsun Ce ignored the strange looks in the eyes of the citizens who got up early and lay on the table like a dead fish. When he thought about the scene at home after he left, he felt as if his head was going to explode.
Gongsun Ce held his mobile phone and said with great sadness: "Qiluo, I just realized now that I may be homeless."
Mini Kirara emerged from the cyber kotatsu with cute little movements, and turned into normal proportions after "Peng" got the smoke effect. She nodded her lips and said worriedly: "It's only the first day of summer vacation, and Gongsun Ce's life has begun to be turbulent..."
"It's not just huge waves, it's simply an abyss."
"What should we do about this...ah!" A lightbulb effect appeared next to Qiluo's head, "Gongsun Ce, I came up with a good idea!"
Gongsun Ce said movedly: "Please also ask God Qiluo to convey your wisdom!"
"Otherwise, Gongsun Ce during this period..."
The pink-haired girl looked around, put her face in front of the screen, and whispered like a whisper.
"Just come and stay at my house first, right?"
