March 15, morning, Thorny Area.
"Recently, I feel a sense of crisis."
Qin Qianbai, who started with these words, was sitting in a booth in the family restaurant.
Today is a rest day, and even Captain Caldesia is not so arbitrary that he wants to occupy the members' rest time. The blonde originally had a plan for Saturday: first she would take Reiichi out for some fun and buy a small gift, and then find an opportunity to encourage him to meet his sister. The two people with a complicated and delicate relationship must be able to help her After making peace, they can find a restaurant to celebrate or simply invite more people to have a party...
It’s perfect, isn’t it! As long as you find a way to trick Alice out, everything will fall into place!
Caldesia, who was thinking this way, received a text message asking for help from a friend before launching the plan.
So the perfect battle had to be postponed. Now she is sitting opposite Qin Qianbai, looking deeply at the extra large cup of strawberry parfait (higher than her head), large slices of biochemical carrot cake (only the appearance is exactly the same as matcha cake) and lava cheese sticks on the table (It has a purple fire burning on it).
After all the desserts were served, the purple-haired waitress wearing large sunglasses and a mask walked away stiffly. Caldesia guessed from her unfamiliar movements that she was probably a new college student who had come to work, and couldn't help but sigh that it was not easy to study these days.
She turned her attention back to the table and found that the food was all piled on the side near her. When she saw this formation, Caldesia knew that she was going to be very powerful today.
"A sense of crisis." The top hat woman tried to cut off a piece of flame cheese stick, "Why?"
Qin Qianbai looked at the street outside the window and replied indifferently: "I feel a sense of crisis in Qiluo and the bad woman."
Sure enough, it's a love problem.
By the way, does the bad woman refer to Alice?
"Is this the reason why I didn't call Kirara-chan today?"
"Qiluo is very dangerous." The eldest lady said seriously, "My intuition gave an early warning. When she takes it seriously, she is very powerful."
"Uh-huh!"
The top hat woman pretended to nod, but in fact she almost laughed out loud.
No more! Even a harmless girl like Kirara-chan is treated as an imaginary enemy. This child's brain circuit has completely switched to a love state!
The so-called girl in love is a paranoid person who sees everyone as a love rival. Having experienced this period of time, she is very capable of speaking. After all, she had considered the possibility that Reiichi's orientation was different from ordinary people for a while.
The fact that you will discover only after you clear your mind is that multi-person romantic comedies are extremely rare in real life. Most of the time, you are the only one who thinks about him or her!
Caldesia was thinking about how to say this tactfully at this moment. She thought about it for about 20 seconds and found that she didn't know how to speak tactfully, so she said bluntly: "Xiaoqian, you think too much. Except for you, no one else You will like weirdos like Gongsun Ce!"
Perhaps because she spoke too loudly, the purple-haired waitress in the aisle froze and almost knocked the plate.
"Sorry, did I scare you?" "No, no! It's okay..."
The purple-haired waitress walked away quickly.
Wearing a mask in a restaurant can be said to be for hygiene reasons. Why do you have to wear such large sunglasses? Could it be a recent trend? The hat girl was thinking about the above thoughts while waiting for her friend's reply.
"There is nothing wrong with Ace being a very strange person...but there are still worries in various aspects."
Caldesia took a hard bite of Parfait.
Here we go again, this vague statement. I am a person with fire abilities, not a person with psychic abilities. I can't understand what you are saying... She really can't figure out what this girl is really thinking. Who can figure out what a person who is always expressionless is worried about.
"Xiao Qian, our good sisters, don't worry too much. I'm going to ask a few simple questions. Can you answer them truthfully?"
"OK."
"There are other people who like him, and he likes other people. Is the former or the latter what you are most worried about?"
"Both."
The first question leads to a dead end. This guy is so troublesome.
Caldesia changed her mind and asked again: "You would be very happy if we could establish a relationship, right?"
"Um."
"Then why not take the initiative to attack?"
The eldest lady said expressionlessly: "...I'm sorry."
This kid is in big trouble.
She didn't even blush when she said this. It was so infuriating to see her like this.
Caldesia said with empty eyes: "My dear, how do you want me to help? Can I help you kidnap Gongsun Ce?"
"No." Qin Qianbai secretly took a spoonful of cake, "Actually, I... planned a date using the art of war."
"According to Xiaoqian's standards, her mobility is amazing."
"The estimated time is about 24 hours."
It sounds like what you're planning is a real kidnapping.
"It's too long! Weren't you the one who said I was embarrassed half a minute ago?
"
"I couldn't think of any good ideas, so I came to Caldesia for help."
I felt a sense of crisis - I urgently planned a date - but when I was about to start, I found that I had no idea. It's like what Qin Qianbai can do.
Caldesia thought for a moment, made encouraging gestures, and gave what she thought was the most effective advice with 100% sincerity.
"Fuck him."
Qin Qianbai slapped her hand aside.
"I am angry."
"Xiaoqian~~ You are 19 and an adult! This is already a very healthy and natural thing for you!
"
"Really angry."
Caldesia sighed and said, "OK, OK. So you want something sound and soft, right?"
"Be a little more aggressive." Qin Qianbai added, "But try not to hurt anyone."
"My dear, you are really making things difficult for me." The top hat girl said in a deliberately cooing voice, "You know him much better than I do, why are you making things difficult for me like this?"
"Cardesia probably has more knowledge in this area than I do. And..."
The eldest lady looked out the window and said quietly.
"Sometimes, I feel like I don't quite understand what Ace is thinking."
The blonde held her chin in one hand and stirred the melted cream with a spoon.
Sensitive girl's heart...
I wonder what the boy she is obsessed with is thinking about now?
·
"I think yandere is a very cute attribute in the adult comic industry." Gongsun Ce said seriously, "That's why I started stocking up on yandere books last month."
Shi Yurei stared blankly at the big screen at Mo Yuankai's house, trying to put himself into the legendary state of no thought. He thought that with more than half a minute, he would have a high probability of success - but the demon beside him was still chattering endlessly, disturbing people's practice with the magic words of nothingness.
"The attributes of yandere, such as being annoying, violent, talking to themselves and rude, can easily give people a bad impression in general works. But when the stage changes from ordinary to adult, these shortcomings It can be smoothly integrated into the plot and become an unexpected cuteness. Unfortunately, the scarlet letter book of yandere heroines is still far from mainstream in the current industry. Maybe many people are not aware of this attribute. Charming...Shigure-kun, what do you think?"
The demon continued to instill dirty thoughts into the mind of the ascetic, making Shigurei farther and farther away from the state of being without thoughts. He looked at the information dealer for help, hoping that Senior Mo, who had a Buddhist image on his belly, could save him from his suffering.
"Don't embarrass others, Ace."
Finally, there is another common sense person here... Before Mr. Shiyu could feel relieved, he heard Mo Yuankai's next words.
"I don't like Shigurei Reiichi, and your enthusiastic sales promotion will only have the opposite effect. You like yandere, I like pure love, and Shigurei Reiichi probably likes hot girls. For things like XP, everyone needs to agree while reserving differences. We need to be mutual. Understand and respect each other!"
Gongsun Ce nodded vigorously: "Brother is right, I'm attracted to you. I didn't expect you to like hot girls, Shiyu-kun."
Shigure Reiichi seriously considered the possibility of using the impermanence method to achieve the Earth Escape Technique.
"I don't like hot girls, and I usually don't watch...this type of literary and artistic works."
The two otakus suddenly realized.
"Yes, you are a native of Zero Island. Do you prefer to watch live-action movies?"
The literary young people really couldn't stand it anymore. He deeply suspected that the two opposite-sex brothers were planning to kill him quickly, but after reviewing his actions over the past week, he confirmed that he did not have a deadly grudge against them.
"Gongsun, Mo Yuankai, what I want to say is..." Shigure Reiichi said with great emptiness, "Why should we discuss this topic on the morning of our day off?"
"Good question, I'm following what A Ce said." A Zhai No. 1 turned to look at A Zhai No. 2, "Why did you suddenly talk about the notebook?"
Gongsun Ce was extremely sad.
"Because I discovered today that I will probably have to say goodbye to the notebooks I hoarded."
The eldest brother opened his mouth: "Isn't it right? Qin Qianbai is so outrageous? He even wants to interfere with your private collection?"
Can your collection be more serious? Even collecting soda bottle caps is more worthy of bragging than collecting this.
Shigure Reiichi silently covered his ears. He felt that his mental activity was much more active than usual. If he continued to listen, it was hard to say that he would not be assimilated by the aura of these two guys and become an incomprehensible and problematic person.
"It's not Miss...look."
The gray-haired young man put his cell phone on the table. There is a cartoon-style app icon with pink hair and twin tails on the screen of his mobile phone, which is easily reminiscent of a certain idol lady.
Mo Yuankai suddenly realized: "Has the Qiluo app been developed successfully?"
"I just installed it and will officially start testing it next week."
"What is that?" Shigurei said in shock.
"It is an application developed by Dr. Cecil using Miss Qiluo's properties. It has a variety of practical functions, including but not limited to quickly obtaining surrounding intelligence, analyzing the enemy's situation, automatically planning action routes, and anti-information interference firewalls." Mo Yuan Kai explained dutifully, "The last function is particularly important. It will ensure that it is difficult for you to be invisibly exploited by the shady man again."
Shigure Reiichi knew the practicality of these functions. Even a skilled impermanent magician would be hard-pressed to cover everything, let alone a superpower with a single ability. This program can achieve the effects that multiple devices and professional assistance can achieve with just one mobile phone, which can be of great help when facing complex situations.
If what Mo Yuankai said is true, this will be a very useful auxiliary program, but...
Shigurei thought for a moment and said, "It sounds like... stuffing Kirara into a mobile phone."
The gray-haired young man said with a sullen face: "Don't make it sound like it, that's it. This thing is essentially a terminal that extends Qiluo's sense of touch, and the auxiliary functions are all controlled by her distraction."
Reiichi Shigure probably understood his friend's melancholy. He held back his laughter and said, "What does this mean?"
"This means that all the materials in my mobile phone will be exposed under Qiluo's nose, including the notebooks I hoarded."
Gongsun Ce's face turned dark: "Good brothers, please give me some advice. I don't want to give up the pleasant time of reading comics in bed in the middle of the night, but I don't want to die socially in front of my female friends."
Shigure Reiichi sincerely suggested: "Delete all those things."
The gray-haired young man obviously didn't want to take his good brother's advice: "Big brother?"
"You can choose to transfer it to a mobile hard drive first, and then buy a new offline device as an emergency backup." Mo Yuankai looked solemn, "However, I can't guarantee that the secret will not be exposed... It stands to reason that after you start this program, have you ever Privacy is entirely up to Miss Qiluo, if she really wants to spy on you I can't help it."
Gongsun Ce looked back at the young man in a suit, his eyes weak and helpless.
"Shigure-kun, do you think my Nether Eyes can see Kirara's ghost coming out of the phone?"
He didn't know, and he didn't want to know.
Shi Yurei shook his head: "I suggest you ask Mr. Yan Qi..."
"I will never give him any chance to laugh at me, never."
"Then the only suggestion I can give is to exchange for physical books. You should be able to buy them in this city."
Gongsun Ce screamed and fell on the sofa, raising his hands in great pain.
"How about you save these notebooks for me first?"
Shigure-kun imagined what would happen if his friend borrowed his mobile phone from him to read some unsound comics, and he suddenly felt horrified.
"You should give it to Mo Yuankai!"
·
Gongsun Ce finally backed up a copy of the materials on his mobile phone at his eldest brother's house, preparing to find an opportunity to save them back. The rest of the day passed like the past few days: resting in the dormitory in the afternoon, going to Yan Qi to learn the Impermanence Method at night, returning home at one o'clock in the morning, and falling asleep.
Gongsun Ce slept until eight o'clock the next morning before being woken up by the alarm clock.
He reached out his hand to fumble in a daze, but failed to touch his glasses, but his fingertips unexpectedly felt the touch of skin.
Gongsun Ce, who had just gotten up, said unconsciously: "Where are my glasses?"
"it's here."
The glasses were handed into his hands by someone. Gongsun Ce thanked him and put them on.
At this time, he finally saw the situation around him clearly: he was lying on his bed, and standing beside the bed was a very familiar girl. She looked down at herself, her soft hair hanging on the thin quilt, and her hand continued to hand over her glasses.
"Good morning, Miss."
"Good morning, Ace."
"Confirm. This is my home, my bedroom, and my bed. Are the above perceptions correct?"
"Um."
Gongsun Ce nodded slowly, took off his glasses and put them back on the bedside table.
He lay back on the bed little by little, wrapped his head in a quilt, and shouted feebly:
"Help... someone is intruding illegally..."
