March 7, one o'clock in the afternoon.
Today is Friday, and except for Caldesia, none of the members in the small club have classes in the afternoon. Qiluo finished her morning work in the laboratory and slipped into the club activity room in the next building.
Not surprisingly, she found Gongsun Ce sleeping on the table again.
Qiluo whispered: "Gongsun Ce hasn't had enough sleep for seven consecutive days."
Miss Qin was practicing her dynamic vision by throwing a ball in the corner of the small classroom. Mr. Shiyu thoughtfully put a thin blanket on her friend and said telepathically: (Gongsun is studying hard during this time.)
(So awesome!) Qiluo was amazed, (Gongsun Ce is actually studying!)
A certain gray-haired man with glasses would probably jump up in protest when he heard this. Although Mr. Gein Gongsun fished in class and occasionally skipped classes, he could still pass the class by sprinting towards the end of the semester.
It doesn’t mean you don’t learn.
It can only be said that I don’t really like learning.
In comparison, the eldest lady and Shigure-kun are standard top students: Qin Qianbai threw one of the ten balls in his hand towards Qiluo's head, and the ball bounced back with a soft "pop" sound. Expressionless girl's hands.
Qiluo covered her forehead: "Oh, why did you hit me?"
"Qiluo showed an uneducated expression." Miss Qin put away the balls one by one, "Qiluo should also study hard."
"It's so difficult for hackers to do..."
Qiluo put on a crying face.
"I can't understand what the doctors are saying, and the doctors can't understand what I'm saying. Today Dr. Cecil said that I 'have no educational value and am dumber than a Paramecium' and plans to abandon the teaching plan and switch to practical ability development ”
"Isn't Qiluo angry?"
"A little angry, so I secretly changed her hair to a rainbow color."
Mr. Shigure, who was listening in, imagined a female doctor with long colorful hair and felt that Kirara sometimes had a sense of humor.
He glanced at his watch, estimated that the time was almost up, and counted silently in his mind: 3, 2, 1...
Bang! Caldesia pushed open the door of the activity room and shouted excitedly: "Members! I have prepared the costumes and musical instruments!"
The leader who said this has already changed into his performance clothes. She was wearing a purple-black Gothic style costume today, with a section of youthful thighs exposed under the skirt. The red and blue breathing lamps embellished on the dress exuded the atmosphere of the bar street at the end of the last century, making her look a little more racey. Bo flavor.
Gongsun Ce woke up bleary-eyed, like a zombie crawling out of a graveyard. He stared at the top hat woman for a long time and commented: "Are you trying to cosplay a holiday street lamp that has fallen to the dark side?"
Caldesia responded with a jet of flames, and the gray-haired young man quickly moved her boyfriend to make a human shield. The flames brushed against Shiyu-kun's hair and floated over.
"Gongsun, I just put a blanket on you." Mr. Shiyu reminded gently, "Should you have a little more respect for me?"
"What are you talking about? The guy who pulled me together to greet the Great Pyroblast."
Gongsun Ce stared at Caldesia's handbag: "So this is our costume?"
The top hat woman sneered: "Yes, of course! I guarantee you will like it. I have prepared two sets of clothes for the men..."
She smiled strangely and took out her first outfit: a bright blue and white coat with a long collar and exaggerated golden tassels on her shoulders. Comes with leather gloves, white leather pants and a large fluorescent cape. This suit basically covered all the skin except the facial skin. It was obviously tailor-made for someone.
Caldesia smiled like a flower.
"Who wants to wear this?"
"Shigure-kun." "I think it suits Shigure Reiichi very well!"
Lord Shiyu smiled reluctantly: "Gongsun, why don't you do it..."
"I'm too rustic to wear such fashionable clothes!" The gray-haired young man laughed strangely, "Jie Jie, Shigure-kun, this beautiful costume belongs to you! I think you can definitely wear it." It feels like a knight!"
Gongsun Ce was halfway gloating, but found that the smile of the young man in a suit was very meaningful.
"Okay, Gongsun. Then I'll leave the second set of costumes to you."
The gray-haired young man had an ominous premonition and looked at the second shopping bag brought by the group leader...
Caldesia took out a leather jacket and a red and white knee-length checkered skirt.
The gray-haired young man's face turned green.
"You are so discerning, Gongsun Ce." She laughed and said, "I also think this Morton dress suits you very well!"
The next thing happened in one second: Gongsun Ce, who used his superpower to accelerate his body movements, was about to escape, but unfortunately he was pinned down by the eldest lady on the table as soon as he stood up.
"Stop! Shi can be killed but not humiliated!
Gongsun Ce screamed, "Miss, let me go!" After so many years of our relationship, can you bear to see me being humiliated like this?
"
Qin Qianbai said expressionlessly: "I can't bear it. I want to see it."
Qiluo enthusiastically dug out the matching flute, boots and black leather hat, and stuffed them next to Gongsun Ce. The first club activity started amidst someone's screams.
·
Ten minutes later.
Qiluo changed back into the performance clothes she wore when they first met, while the eldest lady wore an electronic style dress that was tighter than usual. At this time, they really looked a bit like a non-mainstream college student band on the street - the layman, amateur and toy music that came out of their bones was particularly real.
Among the group of people, only Gongsun Ce seemed out of place. He was carrying a flute, wearing a high black hat, a rivet vest over his shirt, and the beautiful plaid skirt on his lower body. The young man's face was full of despair, like a Morton spearman who was forcibly pulled into the team.
"So~" Qiluo stood in front of the four of them and said cheerfully, "Since we are all music lovers with no foundation, our first practice will start with relatively simple songs. Is there any song you want to sing~ "
Gongsun Ce said bitterly: "The moon is reflected in the two springs."
"Ha ha."
Shigure-kun looked amused again. The gray-haired young man looked at his friend with a hair-raising look, until the other person was really hairy.
"What's wrong, Gongsun?"
"After you put on these clothes, the lethality of your smile increased by 200%." Gongsun Ce said expressionlessly, "You can almost kill all the opposite sex and even some men between the ages of 10 and 45 in an instant, you perverted handsome guy."
Caldesia puffed up her chest proudly, and Qiluo reminded weakly: "I'm not praising you, Caldesia... I'm praising your boyfriend..."
The eldest lady knocked on the triangle and suggested: "Let's sing an ode to joy."
It is indeed a song that everyone can sing. But isn’t it a bit serious to use it as an etude for a music club? It looks like we are practicing exorcism.
Qiluo looked at her friends in confusion: "...it's not impossible."
You actually don't object. What is this? Do professionals completely give up teaching seriously the moment they see a few of us? I always feel that your eyes reveal the helplessness of "They won't sing seriously for more than half an hour anyway, so just do it casually."
It goes too far and belittles our passion.
I will practice seriously for at least fifteen minutes!
"Try it with me first~ Let me listen to everyone's singing~ Come on, 1, 2~"
The idol lady's expression reminded Gongsun Ce of the music teacher who taught the kindergarten class.
She demonstrated lightly: "The goddess of joy is holy and beautiful? The bright light shines on the earth?"
The members sang together: "The goddess of joy is holy and beautiful? The bright light shines on the earth?"
Putting aside their singing skills, at least everyone was serious and only one person made a mistake. When the other three people finished singing, he slowly continued: "Brilliant... light... shining on... the earth..."
The singer was fully invested in his emotions. He sang and cried at the same time, and his singing voice was melodious and sad. It didn't sound like he was singing the praises of joy, but rather like he was weeping for the goddess of joy at a funeral.
Qiluo looked at the ceiling. She guessed that there would be a problem, but she didn't guess that there was a problem from the beginning.
Qin Qianbai looked sideways at someone: "Ace, don't make trouble."
Gongsun Ce turned a deaf ear.
He threw the flute aside, made an erhu out of white matter, and sat on a chair while playing and singing. The sad erhu sound echoed in the activity room, and the sadness of the song made people cry: "Our hearts... are full of enthusiasm... woo woo! Come to your... temple... Gu!"
Shigure-kun commented objectively:
"He was like a hard worker who was about to be pushed into a royal mausoleum and was buried with him. He was singing the last song of his life with great emotion."
Caldesia's eyebrows jumped: "Have you made enough trouble?"
"Your power can make people eliminate all differences?" He immediately changed his tune and sang cheerfully, "Under your brilliance, we can become lovers in the whole world!?"
Qiluo screamed in pain: "The lyrics have changed! From an ode to joy to an ode to love!
Moreover, the accompaniment is the amateur erhu sound, which sounds even more inconsistent!
! "
"Wow Kirara-chan has such a big reaction."
"Her common sense as a professional is probably too much for her to bear."
The eldest lady knocked on the triangle a few more times and decided to ignore a certain foolish man in a skirt for the time being. She raised her hand and said, "When do we enter the duel phase?"
Gongsun Ce, who was singing enthusiastically, stopped suddenly, as if a ghost had strangled his neck. There was silence in the activity room, and everyone was as expressionless as Qin Qianbai.
Miss Qin tilted her head: "?"
The pink-haired girl rubbed her face hard several times and asked with great awareness: "Qin Qianbai. Why do you think the activities of the music club will contain violence?"
Qin Qianbai said seriously: "The activities of the music club must first enter the secret duel ground underground of the school building..."
“It went off the rails from the venue!
"
"The practice session involves everyone singing and fighting on a secret stage..."
"There is no such practice session! Not even in the Sky Capital!"
The eldest lady said in shock: "Singing duels where you bet on shining and make your wishes come true..."
"No way! Even the most cruel idol industry does not have such a black-hearted duel!
"
Gongsun Ce applauded seriously. Qiluo put a lot of emotion into her complaints, even surpassing him at this moment!
Qin Qianbai said without giving up: "Then, the final battle where the high-speed train crashes into the opponent, the ghost exorcism ritual performed with musical instruments, the transformation in despair..."
Qiluo took a deep breath, closed her eyes and shouted.
"No - no -! There are no holy relics, no robots fighting against meteorites and human-machine love, no outer space fleets and love triangles, none of it!
! "
The triangle fell on the table and made a crisp sound.
"how come……"
The eldest lady was as disappointed as a child. Caldesia tenderly hugged her friend whose dreams were shattered: "Xiao Qian, reality is always so cruel."
The two male members exchanged glances. One said with his eyes, "Gongsun, you are instilling wrong common sense into Qin Qianbai again," and the other defended with his eyebrows, "I am not, I am not, it's all she believed it was true after watching the animation."
Gongsun Ce realized that the responsibility for cleaning up the mess would eventually fall on him. He put away his white erhu, walked to the panting Qiluo and said:
"——Qiluo, you read a lot of movies. You've seen dark history movies like Master Carrot."
This sentence had an effect far beyond his imagination, and Qiluo ducked under the table.
"I don't!
"The pink-haired girl covered her face, "I said it nonsense! I don’t usually watch animations, I’m not a two-dimensional person!
"
Come on this.
Even if you don't mention the jokes you mentioned, look in the mirror and see how you look. Who would believe that you are not a two-dimensional person?
Gongsun Ce quickly came up with a story about "a popular idol watching late-night cartoons to relieve stress and accidentally became addicted to it", and he felt more and more that this story was very true. Just as he was making up background stories for his friends, the atmosphere in the activity room was moving in an increasingly weird direction: Qiluo was pretending to be a ghost under the table, the eldest lady was lost, and the hat girl looked like she was about to explode.
In almost three seconds, today's club activities will come to a vigorous end. Fortunately, a calm bystander noticed this in time.
"Although outside music clubs don't have the activities Qin Qianbai mentioned...but we are neither outside, nor are we a real music club."
Reiichi Shigure's opening remarks successfully attracted everyone's attention.
He chuckled and said, "It's okay to do some unusual activities occasionally, isn't it?"
·
Half an hour later.
The long table and lockers were lifted to the ceiling by telekinesis, making the free space in the activity room half larger than usual.
The orchestral accompaniment sounded out of thin air, and balls of flames swayed on the pure white stage, forming a blooming red lotus.
In the center of this flower of fire, two duellists were facing each other grimly. One is an expressionless girl, and the other is a handsome young man. They patiently observed each other's movements, waiting for the signal to start the duel——
coming! Listen, the pink-haired girl floating in the air is singing softly: "There is no time to stay on the stage, the stars are shining and gone? The final curtain is unveiled at this moment?!"
Both sides set off at the same time. The girl waved the long knife down and sang: "I will stick to my oath? Protect my wish?"
The young man was forced to the edge of the stage, and the girl raised the ink knife and sang the last line: "——Realize eternity!?"
Soon after that, a white pistol was pointed at the girl's head. The young people sang: "The eternal dream will eventually come to nothing, only a moment of shining light?"
Snapped!
The flames burned the air, making a crackling sound that simulated the sound of a gunshot, and the girl (pretending to be hit by a bullet) fell limply.
The stage burned more and more fiercely, and the white matter platform fell apart in perfect coordination. Rei Shigure stood in the center of the collapsed stage and shook his cloak.
"Coming from the deep blue vortex, the white knight guarding the flame. Let me pick off the Seven Stars!"
The orchestral accompaniment ended with three accents, and the pink-haired girl floating in the air sang: "The final duel~~the end——?!"
The flames were extinguished instantly, and the tables and cabinets fell back to their original places. The two superpowers responsible for the performance effects simultaneously leaned down on the table and shouted: "This is so troublesome!" X2
In contrast, Qiluo looked very satisfied: "The special effects in the animation have been reproduced by 80%, which is great~"
You also said that you are not two-dimensional.
This musical, full of middle-class temperament, was exactly what Mr. Shiyu suggested: since everyone has some free time, let’s perform it according to Qin Qianbai’s imagination.
The improvised short skit took a total of twenty minutes. In terms of the overall effect, only the two leading actors and the narrator were happy. The two people responsible for the special effects did not like the idea very much.
"Next time I want to be the starring role." Caldesia complained dissatisfiedly, "Doing stage effects is so boring!"
Gongsun Ce raised his hand lazily: "Same as above. I secretly recorded the highlights. Does anyone want to see it?"
"I want it, send me a copy!"
"I can help with post-processing~"
Shigurei looked surprised: "Wait a minute, the video is——"
The gray-haired young man winked at his good neighbor, and the eldest lady imitated someone's actions knowingly. She shook off her (non-existent) cloak and said in a smooth tone: "I will take off the Star of Seven Lumins."
The unscrupulous members banged the table and laughed, and the white knight Shigure said as if begging for mercy: "No..."
"Hahaha, I recorded it, I recorded it! Shigure Reiichi, how do you feel?"
Rei Shigure sighed and took out his phone, calling up the clips he had secretly recorded before.
"In this case, I will post the video of Gongsun wearing a skirt and playing the erhu on the forum. "
"When?!" Gongsun Ce screamed.
Qiluo, who was in charge of the video, and Caldesia, who came up with the idea, both looked at the sky and expressed that they had no idea.
"A bag of potato chips. Send me one, Shigure-kun."
"Very happy to."
Boom, boom, snap. Shigure-kun and the eldest lady bumped their fists three times to declare the successful conclusion of the transaction. Rei Shigure took the potato chips and said curiously.
"This time Qin Qianbai chose a defeated character, which surprised me."
"It was Shigure-kun's idea today, so let Shigure-kun win."
The young man from Lingdao asked with a smile: "What if the leading role is changed to Gongsun?"
"Then let's decide by guessing."
Whether it was more serious or more casual, I couldn't figure out for a while.
Shigure Reiichi boiled a pot of hot water and made tea as usual.
The other three were discussing animatedly what to perform next, and it seemed that Qiluo had fully adapted to their style and actively participated in the silly activities.
He first poured Miss Qin a cup of tea. The expressionless girl took a sip of tea and said, "During the discussion at the fast food restaurant, Shigure-kun was obviously the least active."
After thinking for a moment, he realized that the other party was talking about club activities.
Reiichi Shigure didn't really like this kind of non-mainstream activity with a mixed style. He was the one who opposed it at that time.
but……
"Even if it's something stupid, it's fun if we do it together." Rei Shigure said.
"This is Caldesia's statement."
He agreed: "She is unreasonable, but occasionally she will say reasonable things."
The silly club activities are pretty good...
The premise is that it is not you who is being bullied.
The two of them thought as they looked at the gray-haired young man who was still wearing a long checkered skirt.
