"Surprise question! When it comes to campus and youth, what do you think of?"
In a fast food restaurant near Central Union University, there was a four-person seat by the window. A blond girl wearing a top hat excitedly slammed the table and asked her friends pointed questions!
The customers in the fast food restaurant cast searching eyes in this direction, and Qin Qianbai, who was waiting for lunch, raised his hand.
"Classmate Qin, please speak!"
"Teacher, I think it should be love."
Teacher Caldesia snorted disdainfully: "You are too naive, Xiaoqian. Love is synonymous with youth, this ancient concept should be thrown into the trash can! 'Life is short, love, girl', this is not what we are talking about now. It’s time to talk. Those boys who propose dating in the name of enjoying their youth are simply lower-body animals full of erotic thoughts. You should definitely stay away!"
"oh."
Qin Qianbai stared at the seat diagonally opposite. Shigure-kun, who was sitting next to Caldesia, was looking at the library book in his hand, with a focused expression as if the book contained the mysteries of life, the universe, and everything else.
She planned to help her friend a little: "Isn't the teacher interested in love?"
"Not at all! - Such words are of course a lie. Everyone has the desire for love, and I am no exception."
The young man in a suit kept his hand movements unchanged, shifted his eyes slightly and moved his ears. Even a martial arts master like her could barely notice such an inconspicuous action.
"But Xiaoqian, falling in love not only wastes a lot of time, but also turns people into idiots! Your precious youth cannot be wasted on such things."
Shigure-kun turned his attention back to the book. She decided to try one last time.
"Are Caldesia going to wait until work before trying again?"
"Hmm~ um~" The blond girl stood up and said proudly: "I think 40 is a suitable age!"
Shigure-kun showed an extremely wonderful expression for a moment.
That expression really doesn't fit on a handsome guy's face.
"Ah, so awesome."
Other than that, I don’t know what to say.
Shigure Reiichi finally closed the book. The young man in a suit wore a normal smile, and in a tone that he finally heard the conversation at this time, he asked curiously: "40 years old means...?"
Caldesia shook her finger: "It refers to the period of love, Reiichi. You think, with my intelligence, I will have become a powerful person by the time I am 40 years old, and at the end I will be a success with influence all over the world." Entrepreneur. Such material conditions are the basic prerequisite for falling in love~"
She remembered that Caldesia scored just 60 points in her last professional class exam, and she only managed to pass after frantically asking her teacher for mercy after the exam.
It must be very challenging to become a powerful person with the intelligence and intelligence that just passed the exam.
"Sounds very reasonable." Lingdao youth agreed with a smile, "When the time comes, will you choose from the outstanding people you know? Think about the long term."
Amazing.
Qin Qianbai believes that this person is the one who thinks about the long term. When Rei Shigure asked this question, he planned to prepare for the future more than 20 years from now. The moment he heard those words, he was already thinking about things after the age of 40! What a long-term strategic vision...it's almost like treating love with war as the standard!
This is not a conversation but a confrontation. It is an intelligence war that takes place on the fast food table, with ruthless plots that are calculated mentally but not unintentionally! The general of the Shigure Army who besieged the city sent spies into the city on the pretext of a temporary truce... So how will the other side of the two armies facing off against the impenetrable castle respond?
She looked at Caldesia who looked happy.
"I don't want to!" The blond woman shook her head, "Who wants to fall in love with a 40-year-old uncle? When the time comes, I will drive a luxury car and stay in front of the high school~"
terrible.
The general guarding the city took out his pistol on the negotiating table.
From intelligence warfare to thermal weapons threats, the form of war has changed!
Sensing that the momentum was not going well, Qin Qianbai wanted to interrupt, but the Shigure coalition forces attacking the city had not given up yet!
"In other words, Caldesia's ideal target is a young high school teacher?"
She seemed to see a drop of cold sweat slowly sliding down from Shiyu-kun's calm face. Although her tone of voice was the same as usual when she spoke, it sounded to her like a reluctance supported by perseverance.
The siege general was still fighting hard. He repeatedly checked the pistol on the table, trying to find any clue that it was a wooden forgery... but this was impossible. The enemy general is not someone who can bluff, every move she makes is serious!
Qin Qianbai raised his hand, wanting to dissuade the attackers from avoiding the battle for the time being. Stop it, Shigure-kun! The next step will trigger a devastating attack. This is no longer a battle!
Then she heard the blonde girl say.
"Idiot, Reiichi? Of course you're going to chat with those little boys who have just entered high school!"
Caldesia squirmed in her seat as she said this.
"Would you like to play with big sister? Let me show you the good things. Whatever you want to buy, sister has them here. Then bring them home to do such and such things~ Yeah! I feel so excited just thinking about it!"
boom.
It seemed as if he saw a mushroom cloud exploding over Shigure-kun's head.
It is no longer excessive to take out a machine gun from the bag when the opponent is still thinking about where to attack, and to use a tactical nuclear strike against an opponent whose thinking is still in the cold weapon era.
To describe this tragic scene that truly fits the description, it would be like a Brahma Master in the realm of divine connection racking his brains to crack the opponent's ability, but in the end he discovered that the person standing opposite was Yan Qi.
There was nothing we could do about it, let alone the castle, even the battlefield was blown to pieces. The Shigure coalition forces threw away their helmets and fled in panic. Even the generals collapsed on the ground, unable to fight back.
With a plop, Shigurei fell onto the dining table.
He put his hand on his abdomen and replied persistently: "Is this... is this... an idea very much in your style..."
Qin Qianbai quickly made a decision, it couldn't be done anymore. If anything else, it would be one-sided abuse. We must find a way to save Shigure-kun.
"Speaking of which, our lunch is not ready yet, Ah Ce is so slow."
Well done, she silently praised herself.
A topic change that perfectly suits the current situation! This is the art of war!
Caldesia stretched out her hand and shook the body of the young man in the suit: "What's wrong Reiichi? I rarely see such a big reaction from you."
"Yes, it's the book I just read...I was deeply moved by the plot in the book..."
how come.
This woman was not disturbed by the art of war at all, and she actually continued to inflict harm!
Miss Qin took out the knife, and grandpa would agree with it. At this moment, he could only use violence——
At this time, the gray-haired young man who went to buy lunch finally came over with a plate.
"It's done. Come to Tengteng place, two fried chicken buckets, two big potatoes, three beef burgers, and a biochemical kangaroo burger - what happened, Shigure-kun was plotted by a psychic?!"
Gongsun Ce looked at the scene in front of him in surprise. The young man in a suit who was being shaken around was undoubtedly sending a "save me" signal to the outside world. Caldesia seemed to be the culprit who inflicted harm on him. What exactly happened? It took a tragic incident to make that Shigure-kun become like this? !
He turned his searching gaze to the expressionless girl, who thought for a second and then said.
"With his bare hands, Shigure-kun wanted to defeat his armed opponent, but the opponent pulled out a tactical nuclear warhead before the battle began."
"No, even if you say that, the situation will only become more difficult to understand."
"Caldesia said she plans to wait until she turns 40 to date an active high school boy."
"Oh My God."
The superpower expressed his views in three short and powerful words. He put the four people's lunch on the table and said, "You may not believe it, but I scared the child to tears when I went to work this morning."
This sentence successfully attracted Miss Caldesia's attention. After letting go of her hand, she asked expectantly: "Did you use a white matter sledgehammer on them? Or an invisible fist? Could it be that it was a split second spiral?"
The dying Shigure-kun said a silent thank you to him with his eyes, and then leaned weakly on the seat, like an old man ascending to heaven peacefully.
You've worked hard, Shigure-kun.
While expressing his condolences to his friends, the person with superpowers responded: "They were junior high school students who wanted to escape from the airport. I guessed their actions and identities, and used the minimum ability to control the actions in an attempt to show that I was trustworthy. The adult side - and then the kids screamed 'Majin!' and cried and apologized to me."
Caldesia curled her lips, looking bored.
"Tch! You're crying at this level. The psychological quality of recent newcomers is really poor. Besides, if you want to escape, you choose the most heavily guarded airport. You should at least do some homework before taking action."
Indeed, one could tell at a glance that those children were being taken advantage of... but further explanation would have the opposite effect. He didn't want his curious friends to get involved in this kind of thing.
"It's too safe to fight too little." The superpower shrugged and said, "I'm more curious about that strange nickname than this. Why do you call Mr. Gongsun 'Devil'? I have even a little bit of it. Like a devil’s place?”
Ms. Qin, who had already eaten half of the burger, said: "It sounds like it can emit flames from its chest."
"Where did the original super robot come from?"
"Sounds like a man who gave up everything to fight."
"I don't think he looks like a dark hero with blue skin and red wings."
At this point, Shigure-kun finally straightened up and returned to his usual appearance.
After buying enough time for his friend to resurrect, Gongsun Ce could finally pick up the fried chicken with peace of mind: "So, what were you talking about at the beginning?"
Caldesia, who finally remembered the original topic, slapped the table again and stood up, nearly spilling the coke in the set meal.
Shigure-kun helped straighten it up.
"It's youth, youth! Gongsun Ce, what do you think of when you think of youth and campus?"
Youth and campus, starting from these two keywords, what comes to mind is of course "that".
In front of his old friends, he didn't need to pretend to be a college student who never cared about subcultures. The gray-haired young man replied without hesitation: "Of course it's a campus romantic comedy filled with all kinds of beautiful girls! A work that I highly recommend in this regard is——"
The blond woman in the top hat looked like she was looking at trash.
"Okay, I shouldn't have asked you. Xiaoqian, please get rid of this dead house."
"Hmm. Good idea."
"Why did you use the knife on me? Did I say anything too harsh?!"
Caldesia ignored the idiot duo who were showing off empty-handed swordsmanship, and looked at her friend who was immersed in the book again: "Rei~一~?"
Reiichi Shigure closed the book: "Is it a club activity?"
"Ah?" "Why."
The blonde top hat girl hugged her friend: "As expected of Reiichi! That's right, when it comes to youth and campus, of course it's club activities!"
Gongsun Ce winked at the young man in a suit and asked in his heart: (Why?)
Shigure-kun's helpless voice sounded in his heart.
(Because Caldesia took me to visit all the clubs in the school in the morning.)