Chapter 193 Who sent this retarded person!

Style: Romance Author: Wu JianxianWords: 5143Update Time: 24/01/12 07:03:07
"Although the way you sing makes people think you don't understand music at all."

Li Jinglin's joking expression became even more joking.

"But in fact, being too artificial will expose you. Under the appearance of being a music idiot, the fact is that you actually understand music very well."

simply put.

That is.

If others are out of tune, it means that the notes are not in the phoneme and will wander.

For example, the C note is sung as a D note, but it is higher, but not lower than #D, which is exactly the interval of a semitone.

But this Lu Dong is out of tune.

The musical degree relationship between falling phonemes is quite accurate.

It's not like it's out of tune, but like it's being sung upside down.

"I go!"

"real or fake?!"

Everyone was shocked.

There was a "pretended" tone-deaf person in the program group.

This matter.

Although, during the recording stage, the problem was not that big.

But after all, it was Li Jinglin who bumped into him.

It still made everyone tremble with fear.

"What's going on?"

This unexpected situation made Director Wang's face turn green.

No matter what.

I never expected to shit my pants in this place.

"Pretending to be tone deaf?"

With a wry smile, Director Wang's mentality suddenly collapsed.

after all

Who would have thought of riding a horse like this!

Pretending to be tone deaf.

Maybe only Li Jinglin could tell it directly.

"seriously"

"Not that much."

certainly.

Many people are still in a state of doubt.

Why are you pretending to be a tone-deaf person on this show?

"The so-called tone deafness is nothing more than tone deafness and singing out of tune. The cause of these problems is actually mainly in hearing, or in other words, auditory resolution. Such people have difficulty distinguishing pitch and rhythm."

Li Jinglin shook his head.

"But it's difficult to distinguish the pitch. It doesn't mean that there is no distinction between high and low pitches. At least they can distinguish two different songs."

"That is to say, they may not be that sensitive to pitch, but they are not completely indifferent. Although they are out of tune even if one line rises, they will still raise their pitch according to the lines of the original song. They just sing It’s just not allowed.”

"It won't come down when it's clearly going up, or it'll go up when it's clearly going down, and it won't happen like this again and again, as if it's deliberately staggered."

Music is a mathematical law.

Even if you don’t know the rules of prime numbers, even numbers, odd numbers, and composite numbers,

But if it is a sound and normal person.

Then at least you know which one is bigger between 178 and 2!

so.

Pretended.

I always subconsciously avoid these "common sense" things, but this can easily expose the truth.

"There is only one kind of person in this world who can sing like you."

Wait until the uproar in the audience subsides slightly.

Li Jinglin continued to speak.

The voice was very calm, and there was no emotion or sadness at all.

"The impact of this congenital cause is called amusia. Patients with this congenital disease have lesions in the front of the temporal lobe of the left cerebral hemisphere and will naturally lose the ability to appreciate music."

It's understandable, but if you have to pretend like this, there's something wrong with it.

As he spoke, Li Jinglin wanted to complain.

Lao Hu, really Lao Hu.

Sure enough, there was something clever again.

"No matter how tone-deaf or tone-deaf, as long as the hearing function and brain function are not defective, they will not be able to distinguish between "Finding a Friend" and "Two Tigers."

"Only people with this kind of congenital agesia can't tell the difference at all. If there are no lyrics, they can't even tell what song it is. I feel that you don't belong to this kind of person."

Shaked his head.

Li Jinglin looked at Lu Dong.

The attitude is very serious.

"Such extreme cases are extremely rare even globally."

"Are you?"

"If this is really the case with you, then I will apologize to you for my words just now, because it was my reckless behavior that offended you."

"But if you're not."

Li Jinglin's face suddenly became serious.

"Then you need to apologize for your behavior of consuming music."

"Music is music. Whether they are folk gods or music idiots, as long as they sing with emotion, we have no reason to laugh at them, because even music idiots have the courage to stand on this stage and sing with their favorite singers , singing their favorite songs together.”

"But if it's just for the sake of fame and gimmicks, it's very disrespectful to act pretentious here and engage in such malicious parody."

Stand up.

He clapped his hands gently.

He greeted the staff who were filming.

I saw Li Jinglin waving.

Director Wang, who was sweating profusely, trotted over quickly.

asked quietly.

"Professor Li, what are your instructions?"

Li Jinglin asked in a low voice.

"The impact of this period may not be very good. Can it be eliminated in the future?"

Hear Li Jinglin's question.

How could Director Wang say no? !

If something goes wrong, this is the best opportunity to restore your image.

"Okay, okay, Professor Li, if you think it's not good, then we will definitely pinch you!"

Having said this, Director Wang couldn't help showing an annoyed look.

"It's my fault for letting such a person in, but Professor Li, you have to be more patient. After all, we really can't tell the difference."

"It's okay, I don't blame you."

Li Jinglin's words immediately made Director Wang breathe a brief sigh of relief.

Xuan even glared at Lu Dong fiercely.

"That's it, Lu Dong."

Li Jinglin looked at Lu Dong again.

His expression was very serious.

"I'm not trying to make you stand down, but your behavior is very bad. Hype is okay, but hype cannot be based on consuming other groups, especially consuming the shortcomings of other groups."

Don’t you want people to get off the stage?

Lu Dong's expression turned gloomy.

I'm still standing on the stage!

You just lifted the quilt off me like this.

"I had a chat with the director. This part can be edited later."

"The only ones who know about this are those of us at the scene."

Li Jinglin didn't care about Lu Dong's gloomy expression.

Continue to speak seriously.

He seems to be very concerned about this matter.

"I hope you can face up to your mistakes, apologize to the person who deserves the apology, and then quit this recording. This matter will be over. I will pretend that nothing happened."

"Or you can prove that what I said is wrong. If I am wrong, then I will also apologize to you."

"So, Lu Dong, what is your statement?"

After asking this sentence.

Li Jinglin stared at Lu Dong.

Lu Dong scratched his head, his expression was strange, and he hesitated to speak.

This sentence asked.

Lu Dong was immediately silenced on the stage.

Apologize?

This matter was exposed too early, and it was done like this. It was impossible to get off the stage. For a while, it was indeed difficult to make up the determination to "apologise".

Even if I know in my heart that I have to apologize.

No apology?

That proves that what Li Jinglin said is wrong!

How to prove it?

Then you can only use case studies or insist on insisting.

But if you are really stubborn, no one dares to think about the consequences of this!

“When you have talent, what you need to do is to be grateful for your talent, help, and understand those without talent, instead of ridiculing, consuming, or maliciously imitating.”

Lu Dong didn't seem to know what to say.

Li Jinglin shook his head.

It's not Li Jinglin who's morally kidnapping.

Because, after all, this is a variety show for the public, and you must at least have a conscience.

Whether the singing is defective or not is not a problem.

Because this itself is a variety show that "satisfies fans' desire to sing with idols". Although there are Internet celebrities and folk gods arranged to come in, there are also real fans selected from the Internet.

The interaction between fans and idols is more about "emotion" than "singing".

It takes a lot of courage for a tone-deaf person to be willing to stand on this stage and sing with his idol.

The idol's response, the response to the audience, should be unbiased and sincere.

Otherwise, what is the point of talking about "positive guidance"?

It turns out that you are not tone-deaf.

But whether it's for being popular, for ganking yourself, or for other reasons.

Deliberately pretending to be a tone-deaf person.

In Li Jinglin's opinion, this should not be the case!

only.

Li Jinglin was a little surprised.

Ridiculing, no.

With themselves here to control the situation, they really don't dare to go too far.

But here comes this eye-catching person.

“Cultivation of art comes first with virtue, and with righteousness of voice, one must rectify one’s heart first.”

Li Jinglin curled his lips.

“The first thing you have to do in acting is respect.”

Li Jinglin’s words.

Lu Dong's expression turned even worse.

Others gathered around.

I have no idea how the situation will develop.

This surprise was indeed a bit unexpected.

After all, no one could have imagined it.

Li Jinglin's ears are really so outrageous.

"I"

Lu Dong turned pale.

He gritted his teeth.

Driven by the useless so-called "self-esteem", Lu Dong actually wanted to defend himself.

I always feel like I can make a world of difference with my words.

But inexplicably, under Li Jinglin's sharp eyes.

Do not know why.

Lu Dong was still a little weak.

Then he sighed.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm pretending to be a tone deaf person"

"Who sent this retarded person! Who called him here!"

I heard Lu Dong admit it.

Director Wang's face suddenly turned as dark as the bottom of a pot, and his tone was very unkind.

"Who's riding the horse? Are you going to have trouble with our program team?!"

"Director Wang. This is his message."

The staff around me are very discerning.

Director Wang asked.

He quickly took out the document form and found the list of Lu Dong's program registration. Then according to the name Lu Dong, he retrieved some basic personal information that was not private, such as student status and so on.

Director Wang opened the file.

Some gnashing of teeth.

I took a look at the content retrieved by the staff based on the information.

His eyes couldn't help but darken.

He is really a graduate of the Vocal Music Department of the Conservatory of Music.

"Huh, Arctic Internet Celebrity Agency? It's obvious that it's time to go to the Arctic."

Wang Dao cursed twice angrily.

He immediately looked at the staff beside him and asked.

"Is there anyone else recommended by this agency?"

"Gone."

"Well, put this company on the blacklist."

Look at the two people confronting each other on the stage.

Director Wang couldn't help but feel upset.

I couldn't help but squirt at that moment.

"Is he really sick? A music conservatory graduate, pretending to be a tone-deaf? Pretending to be a tone-deaf attracts attention, and then what?"

This is indeed unexpected.

Can't even figure it out.

"I do not know either."

The staff also found it very strange.

But in fact.

All of this is the "reorganization" and "take-off" method carefully planned by Lu Dong.

If he really took the path of a "folk god", Lu Dong might not have the chance to be on this stage at all.

After all, there are so many popular celebrities, and this variety show is not small in scale. It is a rare resource. How could it be possible for him to get his turn?

So, for red.

Lu Dong then used his clever little brain and planned to find another way.

I first pretended to be out of tune and deceived everyone.

Then find a suitable opportunity to really sing well.

In this way, the strong contrast between the front and back, the huge contrast, is very eye-catching, and it is easy to attract a lot of attention.

As for the subsequent controversy.

Anyway, that’s what Lu Dong thought.

As long as I become popular and can bring benefits, then someone will naturally protect me.

By then, everyone will turn a blind eye to this incident.

The audience won't think there's anything wrong.

What's the point of pretending to be a music idiot? Just think of it as adding weight to Brother Lin and adding fun to the show. Who would be free to say anything?

As for who to look for

Lu Dong only thought about Li Jinglin's popularity, but he never expected that Li Jinglin would be dissatisfied with this approach.

I didn’t expect that he could actually identify it!

That's how smart you are.

led to all this happening.

To be honest, this kind of cleverness has nothing to do with Hu Minghai.

If Hu Minghai knew that what Li Jinglin was thinking was, "As expected of Mr. Hu's show, it can always make some clever mistakes that I can't think of."

There will definitely be a cry of injustice.

"Tsk, tsk, what happened today is really bizarre."

"You must be going crazy if you want to be famous."

See things settled.

Lu Dong walked off the stage dejectedly.

The other recorders couldn't help but whisper.

"If it weren't for Brother Lin, I'm afraid he would have succeeded."

"Well, don't tell me, this is really a loophole. It's a pity that Brother Lin found out and was unhappy."

"Yes, in fact, there were people like this in other issues, but they didn't catch up with Li Jinglin, and their celebrity guests didn't care much about it. That is to say, Lu Dong was unlucky. He chose the one who couldn't be fooled. of."

"Shh! Keep your voice down!"

"Should I say it or not, Brother Lin's ability is a bit outrageous."

"Really, to be honest, I can only feel weird if I hear this."

"Speaking of which, did Brother Lin say that under his leadership, Lu Dong almost sang correctly several times?"

Speaking of which.

Everyone once again showed outrageous expressions.

You know, being taken away is not something that has never happened before.

But I never expected it.

Li Jinglin was not affected at all.

But this Lu Dong!

Under the leadership of Li Jinglin, Lu Dong was almost prevented from running away!

MD.

Is there anything more outrageous than this?

"By the way, if this happens, it won't affect the broadcast of the show."

"No, look at the way Brother Lin handled it just now, it's obvious that he wasn't making trouble!"

"Hey, I should say it or not. I feel like the producer of this show is going to go crazy."

To explain, there are also levels of tone deafness and tone deafness. Most tone deafness can become out of tune if they undergo a certain degree of training.

Because there is no problem with the body's own functions, talent is only the initial manifestation and the cost of developing functions.

In other words, there may be people who are very talented, and there may be people who are extremely talented, but if they want to sing in tune, they can actually do it after training.

Basically, it can be said that "as long as you can distinguish the songs, or you can roughly understand who is out of tune, in theory, anyone with no problem with hearing and perception can be trained without being out of tune. Even if the song is out of tune, it will still be correct." It won't be extremely abnormal or outrageous, because even if you are out of tune, you will subconsciously follow your listening habits and run out of tune. Even if you run in a variety of ways, it will not be completely opposite. 】

But some people have congenital functional problems and have no sense of rhythm or music at all. For such people, the way they go out of tune is completely different. In their world, if there are no lyrics to distinguish, they cannot distinguish between two songs. The songs are different, and there is no way to correct them.

(End of chapter)