The audience looked up.
It was clearly written on the scrolling electronic screen above.
"The Waltzing Cat"
Waltzing kitten.
Kitten Waltz.
The three-beat waltz naturally expresses a feeling that makes people want to spin around.
However, to everyone's surprise,
The violin suddenly played a very unexpected big slide.
Very much like a cat meowing.
The kitten, which was lying lazily on the ground, suddenly stood up.
Look at the violin group that made the meow.
Open your mouth wide and your pupils are shaking.
"Meow~"
After the strings meow, the kitten meows, as if in response.
It almost made the violinists laugh out loud.
I can't hold it tight at all.
I'm imitating a cat's meow here, and the cat next to me meows at me.
Along with the joyous portamento of the strings, the flute also needs to slide.
Unlike violinists who can curl their lips freely.
No one knows how hard it is to play portamento while suppressing laughter.
If it weren't for the professionalism, it would be difficult to hold on.
The musicians in the audience were really torn apart.
Is this a concert?
Or
Is this really meant for people to hear?
Are you sure it's not for these kittens?
Although Lin Guoping had heard of it a long time ago.
But when it is officially performed, it is shown to audiences across the country and important figures in major symphony orchestras.
Still couldn't help but feel a blur in front of my eyes.
It always feels like starting from today.
The signature of the Philharmonic Orchestra is going to be distorted by Li Jinglin!
Funny, humorous.
This classical music seems like a joke, it is purely entertainment.
Some of the musicians in the audience who supported entertainment were even more excited.
This treatment is really wonderful!
The possibilities of the instrument are fully developed.
Moreover, this music makes me feel happy and childlike as soon as I listen to it.
There are even musicians who are eager to get the recording of this song and go back to entertain their children.
"Okay, I'm very good at organizing things."
"Okay, you Li Jinglin are really a fucking genius."
Wang Handong was confused.
Forget about music games.
I never expected to see the Cat Choir today.
Each one is more outrageous than the last, getting more and more outrageous.
hard to imagine.
After this, what kind of thunderous and genius ideas will appear.
At this time, the audience's mentality is complicated.
A few refreshing whistles made his face become complicated.
After a little difficulty, I learned to meow again.
The accident finally happened.
Li Jinglin was in a passage that no one had imagined.
Suddenly the dog barked.
"Woof! Woof!"
It's a real dog barking.
Originally, this section, according to normal composition techniques, should have entered a cadence to allow the phonemes to fall into place.
But just when it's not going up or down, it's time to fall back.
Suddenly the dog barked.
It seems to depict a scene of cat and dog fighting.
The kitten, which was walking gracefully just now, seemed to have bumped into a dog.
"Meow!"
The kittens, who had been lying down comfortably, suddenly stood up straight.
look up.
Their eyes were fixed on Li Jinglin invariably.
As if asking.
Who was the dog barking just now?
These serious musicians in the audience really couldn't stand it anymore.
"Ha ha ha ha!"
He burst into laughter for a moment.
Then, under Li Jinglin's sudden and exaggerated gesture, the music ended the performance with the most intense cessation.
Turning his head, he bowed.
Suddenly, applause with laughter echoed throughout the audience.
Use the violin's slide to imitate a cat's meow.
And let the cat actively participate in the concert performance.
In the most unorthodox and unimaginable way, I gave you an unforgettable performance.
【Ha ha! Laughed. 】
[Cat: What are you calling the dog? 】
[Le, it makes sense for cats not to play with dogs. 】
Netizens are happy.
Some viewers clicked in just out of curiosity.
I didn't even realize it.
Although I have no interest in classical music, I don't feel bored or indifferent at all.
I am very much looking forward to Li Jinglin's continued performance.
The lady from the cat cafe came up to collect the cat.
Blushing, he shook hands with Li Jinglin.
Immediately there was another round of applause.
After all, cats are loved by people, girls are loved by people, and girls who raise cats are loved by people.
Li Jinglin looked at the state of the audience.
Couldn't help but nodded with satisfaction.
very good.
It seems.
After these preparations.
If a real mudslide comes, these people should be able to bear it.
Take a deep breath.
Gaze back at the choir above the orchestra.
The singers in the choir were breaking out in a cold sweat.
Not far away, a grand piano opens.
An orchestra pianist takes his seat.
Immediately, the next thing the audience saw was the choir singers taking out puppy ears from their pockets.
Put it on your head reluctantly.
The same is true for Li Jinglin.
He even put a dog glove on his right hand.
Wang Handong's heart skipped a beat again.
In these short ten minutes today, Wang Handong suffered too much stimulation.
Immediately, everyone was stunned.
The piano played the BGM of "The Karate Kid".
The song title was displayed on a prompter above the stage.
"Feeling like my body is being hollowed out"
See the song title.
The corner of Lin Guoping's mouth twitched violently.
I couldn't help but lower my head slightly.
real.
If it weren't for the foreshadowing of the previous two less serious music.
The musicians in the audience probably couldn't help but stand up.
"Woo~~"
The accompaniment is only a simple piano.
It’s all about the human voice.
Amidst the low whimpering, someone suddenly began to cry like a crow.
"Ah! Ah!"
"?"
The audience in the audience really couldn't stand it.
The barrage on the Internet is even more "hahahahaha".
"Darkness has enveloped Chaoyang Park, and the square dancers have been prepared.
I looked at the shadows of the trees outside the window, could this be my youth? "
The beautiful male chorus is very elegant.
But this lyrics is completely annoying.
"When the petals leave the flower~"
"?"
The musicians in the audience looked at me and I looked at you.
In their pupils, they reflected each other's doubtful faces.
This beautiful world.
In the beautiful world of music.
How come there is such a strange and special person like Li Jinglin?
"There is a boss named David."
"It's called David~"
Now that it’s sung.
The singers quickly got into the groove.
It smells a bit like a broken jar.
"Appearing at six o'clock in the afternoon with eyes like a black back~"
In exquisite harmony.
Once again, the dog barked.
"Woof woof!!"
"Just like a black back~"
The male backing vocals started to tremble obviously.
Netizens were even more hilarious.
Li Jinglin was particularly satisfied.
Only the singer who screamed and the musicians in the audience could not help but cover their faces.
[Philharmonic Orchestra: Exciting. 】
[Brother Lin is good at destroying bands. 】
[I’m laughing so hard. Is today’s performance really a concert? 】
Netizens wanted to laugh.
Because it's really amazing.
Li Jinglin really did a big job for you.
But the further you listen.
But he couldn't laugh anymore.
The image of a hard working dog appears in everyone's mind.
It's just this image.
Becoming more and more like myself.
The lyrics are a bit heartbreaking.
"Don't you have a home?
Please don't say that! "
"Baby, work overtime!"
It's hard to imagine.
a song.
Whether it’s the singers, the musicians in the audience, or the netizens watching the concert.
More or less, all of them are a little bit defense-breaking.
Only that conductor got more and more excited.
Suddenly.
Li Jinglin raised his hands.
Leading the orchestra to amplify the sound.
"I feel like my body has been hollowed out~
I’m as tired as a dog~”
"I'm not tired~I'm not tired"
Incredibly beautiful melody.
It makes people want to relax.
The beauty of music is fully revealed.
But... it's paired with lyrics that are hard to complain about.
I really don’t know what to say to everyone.
Pain and happiness.
“I didn’t take off my makeup for 18 days, and I wore it for two and a half years~
My work and rest are disordered~I am getting fatter and fatter! "
"Get up and fight for the North Fifth Ring~"
“My family lives in Huilongguan~”
"The sofa is my haven~"
Many netizens began to feel uncomfortable.
Who knows?
Finally got off work.
Listening to a song brings back the nightmare of work.
"With an empty stomach, I draw cakes and dream,
How to relax? "
"Everyday KPI is not as good as now,
Put away your craftsmanship! "
The mood of the music arrives.
It seems like it will explode soon.
Everyone feels it.
This is next.
It should be a very "serious" accusation.
Just like some other comedies in the past?
Funny at the front, serious at the back.
But I never expected it.
Brother Lin pulled the handbrake, put the clutch into gear, stepped on the accelerator, and put down the handbrake.
There came an unexpected drift.
"Listen to me~"
The choir members have also begun to let themselves go.
Just follow the lyrics and go crazy on the spot.
"I love work! Work makes me progress!
I love learning and it’s super fun! "
"Super happy! Super happy!"
The feeling of being so crazy that you are unconscious is very darkly humorous.
Such a turn of events caught everyone off guard.
It is indeed difficult to imagine the mental state of these performers.
“Block him after resigning!
Who needs sleep, what a waste of time?
Who wants to eat, PPT is vitamins. "
"How about it, boss, are you satisfied now?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! "
[Hahaha, I can’t hold myself any longer. 】
[I will play this song to my boss tomorrow. 】
[Then the next day I was fired for stepping into the company with my left foot. 】
[I am very concerned about Brother Lin’s creative status. 】
Comments from netizens kept scrolling.
Just three performances by Li Jinglin today.
Any mental disorder that lasts only a day can't be cured.
It's not a job that carbon-based organisms can do.
Lin Guoping no longer dared to raise his head.
Because the group leader who turned it in was right next to him.
At this time, the group leader who turned in was looking at Li Jinglin and then Lin Guoping with a strange look.
The look in his eyes seemed to say, "Look what you invited."
"I feel like my body has been hollowed out~
I’m as tired as a dog~”
have to say.
This melody is really beautiful.
Very ear-catching.
But it’s not just the lyrics that are inappropriate.
He was still singing "Don't work overtime. Don't work overtime, don't work overtime" in a harmonious voice.
Immediately.
The style of painting has changed.
A cheerful melody sounded.
I always feel like there's something wrong with my brain.
“Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh hey.
I want to go to Yunnan!
Ooh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Say goodbye to Huilongguan! "
"Don't work overtime!"
【Hahaha! This is completely crazy. 】
[The resentment of not wanting to work overtime belongs to me. 】
[Le, I'm already crying. 】
[Cry, I cry and laugh at the same time. 】
After the song is sung.
Every one of the musicians in the audience had really strange expressions.
Give Li Jinglin a round of applause.
Such a short performance.
But it was completely unforgettable for everyone.
But.
Li Jinglin didn't seem to want it to end.
When the atmosphere was about the same, a little easter egg was created.
I saw.
This timpani drummer.
Suddenly the drums started playing.
Very rhythmic.
And, what no one expected was.
The curtain on the side of the stage suddenly opened to the projection screen.
The score of this timpani drummer was released.
"Timpani Concerto"
I saw.
The drummer beat the drums fiercely for a while.
Suddenly his hands were raised in the air.
With one sudden move, he plunged his head into the timpani.
"Dong-dong-dong-dong!"
"Snapped!"
This drum, whose head seemed to be covered with paper, made a crisp "pop".
This series of operations was so fast that it caught people off guard.
"?"
Some of the musicians rubbed their eyes in disbelief.
It's really hard to believe that the scene just now was real.
But.
The upper body of the drummer is still embedded in the drum.
like a statue.
The score played on the side projection screen reached the end.
Looking up, I found that there were detailed instructions on the score.
There are even pictures.
[Please force your upper body into the drum]
"I can't stand it anymore. I really can't stand it anymore."
Lin Guoping's eyes darkened.
This little easter egg.
I really don’t know.
Who knows why he suddenly came up with such a thing.
If you only watch the show.
You may think that this is a mistake or a temporary prank.
hard to imagine.
In the score, the composer will very seriously ask the performer to "press the upper body into the drum with all your strength."
I can't stand it any longer.
Li Jinglin looked at the musicians in the audience in a daze.
Laughed.
"Actually, there is a reason why I do this."
Li Jinglin spoke.
The audience in the audience looked over in shock.
"I've thought about it. Maybe Beethoven and Mozart didn't think that future generations would not dare to make interesting changes to their scores for hundreds of years."
At this point, Li Jinglin shrugged.
"So I made a decision to write interesting interactions into the score in the future. I hope that future generations can strictly abide by the score."
"Hahaha!"
There were bursts of laughter from the audience.
What Li Jinglin wanted to express was really clear.
Especially some of the more cutting-edge musicians are particularly impressed.
This doesn't mean just that.
Old school?
That is unless you don't play this type of work.
If you play, either you give me the skin according to the music score!
Or you can make changes to the original score.
"6"
Wang Handong's three views today have been refreshed too many times.
Maybe it’s not just Wang Handong.
No matter the musician.
Still a netizen.
After watching these performances, an idea seemed to pop into my head.
[Is this okay? ! 】
The team leader who turned it in looked at Li Jinglin again.
His face looked strange.
I understand innovation, and I also understand entertainment.
Also supported.
But you
Isn't this a little too strong?
The lockdown will be lifted tomorrow at the latest.
Alas, the editor grandpa is finally going to work.
(End of chapter)
