During the doctor's visit just now, everyone had revealed their personal secrets, and he had nothing to hide, so he touched his private parts and revealed it.
Su Mu remembered that he was deliberately sarcastic just now, and casually took a pulse, and immediately said with a smile: "This classmate, you have masturbated too much, and you have prostatitis. The situation is quite serious. If you continue like this, I'm afraid you will... I won’t do it forever.”
"ah?"
The cockroach was so frightened that his face turned blue, and he knelt down with a pop: "Miracle doctor, help me, please help me, I don't want to give up, I don't have a girlfriend yet!"
Cockroach's character was not very good and he was unpopular, so that few of the classmates around him showed sympathy, but most of them covered their mouths and snickered.
Su Mu nodded and said: "Get up, you are such an adult. There is gold under your knees. It is the fate of a slave to kneel down at every turn.
As for your disease, it is not difficult to cure. Starting from tomorrow, eat half a catty of scrambled eggs with leeks every day. The most important thing is that you can't masturbate again within a year. "
The cockroach was very happy to hear the first half of the sentence, but after hearing the second half, he suddenly became sad: "Ah, I won't be able to masturbate for a year, can it be shorter?"
"Hahaha……"
The classmates burst into laughter when they heard what he said. Pan Hong said, "Cockroach, can't you sleep without masturbating for a day? Doctor Su has already told you the treatment method. If you don't want to have a girlfriend in the future, you will have one." If your friends don’t do it either, then just do it, it’s yours anyway.”
Hu Xiaochun said at this time: "Okay, okay, Dr. Su hasn't eaten well since he came here. If you want to see a doctor, go to the First People's Hospital when the time comes. It's over now. Come on." Come, let’s toast Dr. Su, and we won’t be afraid of getting sick in the future.”
Xie Wei pulled the field mouse, and the two of them made an excuse to go to the toilet. Then Xie Wei said to the field mouse: "You will start making noises later, and drink wine from that man named Su. You must drink him down, and you'd better drink Yu Man down too." .”
"Okay, Brother Wei!"
When the two returned to the box, Field Mouse toasted Su Mu with all kinds of excuses.
Su Mu knew his intention, but he was not afraid of drinking. He would give you a cup and give me a cup.
Many people have benefited from Sappan wood, but naturally they will not take it seriously.
Especially Pan Hong, who helped him stop drinking several times and has now become his loyal supporter.
After a few rounds, the field mouse, Xie Wei and others lay down on the table.
"Okay, classmates, today is almost over, let's call it a day. We will find time to get together later." It was almost time, Hu Xiaochun stood up and said.
Another classmate who was originally an organizing committee member shouted: "Come on, come on, three hundred yuan per person. This time it's almost two hundred and sixty yuan per person. The extra money will be used as activity funds for the next party."
Su Mu smiled and suddenly said: "No, I just paid the bill when I went to the toilet. It's nice to meet you all today. Thank you for taking care of our family Manman."
"Ah? You are a guest, how can I ask you to pay?"
"Yes, yes, Doctor Su, that's so embarrassing."
Su Mu said: "There's nothing to be embarrassed about. I don't have much money anyway. I'll treat my classmates to dinner again when I have the opportunity."
When he went out, the rain had stopped, and Hu Xiaochun said: "Yu Man, Sumu, I'll see you off!"
Su Mu smiled and said, "No need, I came here by bike."
I pointed at the motorcycle parked next to me, when a boy next to me suddenly shouted: "Oh my god, this is Italy's MV-Agusta, this... just being soaked in the rain like this, my heart aches, Dr. Su !”
Su Mu really didn't understand this, so he smiled, got on Yu Man, and waved away.
"Niogen, what is mv-agusta?"
"This is an Italian motorcycle brand..." After talking a lot, no one understood. He finally said, "It's very expensive anyway. This motorcycle can buy several of your shabby Hyundais. This is the national miracle doctor." ah!"
"Yes, he even invited me to dinner. Then Xie Wei said nicely, saying he was treating me or something, but ended up drunk under the table. He couldn't have been pretending to be drunk on purpose, he was really a stingy guy."
After the rain, the temperature dropped a bit and it was no longer so muggy.
Su Mu was riding the motorcycle leisurely, and Yu Man was sitting in the back seat holding his waist with both hands. He couldn't tell what his mood was, but it was very subtle, an indescribable happiness.
"Su Mu, thank you today!"
Su Mu smiled and said, "It's okay. We are friends. I'm quite happy to help you out sometimes."
Yu Man didn't say anything, but tightened his hands, and Su Mu felt her face resting on his back.
But at this moment, Su Mu's warning sign suddenly appeared, and a strong murderous aura surged towards him.
Only those who have been on the verge of death many times can feel the aura, and the energy in his body seemed to sense this highly targeted murderous aura and suddenly rioted.
"dangerous!!"
Su Mu immediately stopped the car and picked up Yu Man in an instant.
When Yu Man looked confused, he jumped up and moved away from the original place.
"Ding--" There was a crisp impact, followed by the sound of something cutting through the air.
"Ah -" Yu Man exclaimed. Su Mu jumped so hard that his body fell to the ground, but she fell underneath, causing pain from the bump on her butt.
Especially the small sumu hit her softness so hard that it hurt so much that she wanted to cry.
Su Mu didn't have time to care about this at this time. He quickly looked behind him and saw a figure leaping over instantly. The figure was still in mid-air. Two arrows flew out of his hands, but the target was his ten o'clock direction.
"Puff-"
"Ding ding——"
Su Mu recognized it. The popping sound just now was the sound of a gun with a silencer, and he was shocked. The dinging was the sound of the short blade shot by the man behind colliding with the bullet.
The bullets are very powerful. They are specially modified explosive guns that can easily break solid iron.
Still a woman!
After Su Mu saw him face to face, he finally recognized his face. It was Dongfang Yueming!
"Be careful, he's going to kill you!"
Dongfang Yueming landed on his toes and moved wildly. Short blades kept flying out of his hands, interfering with the gunman's attack.
Su Mu picked up Yu Man and threw her directly into the lake out of desperation. He immediately activated and rushed towards the man in black hiding behind the tree in the ten o'clock direction.
Seeing the speed at which Sumu was snaking up, the man in black actually took out a rocket launcher and fired it repeatedly. This thing did not have a silencer. The "bang bang" sound was heard, and four shells in a row blocked all directions of Sumu.
Dongfang Yueming looked anxious and tried to get closer to Sumu, but this girl was not even a master, how could she resist the cannonballs.
