"The waist and knees are sore and weak, and the five palpitations are restless and hot."
"Dizziness, tinnitus, and weight loss."
Su Qingyu stated the diagnosis without any emotion, then looked meaningfully at the girlfriend in the boy's arms and added,
"One glance of kidney yin deficiency."
"The medicine will not be prescribed. Young people should pay attention to moderation."
As soon as this was said, the whole audience burst into laughter.
The boy's face was also full of embarrassment, and then he looked at Professor Smith who was so proud just now with a vicious look.
Her girlfriend, on the other hand, was so ashamed that she wanted to evaporate on the spot.
Professor Smith could not face the hostile gazes of the man and woman at this time, so he had to deliberately pretend to look at the scenery and turn his eyes to the window.
Su Qingyu moved on to the next student.
"The face is pale and the meridians are disordered."
"Severe internal heat, hemorrhoids bleeding symptoms."
"Classmate, from now on, eat a light diet, don't touch peppers, drink more water, and stick to using Mayinglong Hemorrhoid Ointment. This is faster than prescribing medicine."
Hearing this, the classmate nodded excitedly:
"It's amazing. Mr. Su studied at the College of Traditional Chinese Medicine, but he doesn't stick to traditional Chinese medicine decoctions when treating diseases."
Hearing this, Su Qingyu smiled slightly and said:
"That's natural."
"Treating diseases and saving lives depends on how effective you are."
“The best medicine is the medicine that suits the patient.”
“You also need to be flexible when prescribing medication.”
Her words sounded more like a teacher than Professor Smith on the podium just now.
Everyone opened their notebooks one after another and recorded the medical opinions Su Qingyu had just expressed in their notebooks.
"Okay, next classmate, stretch out your wrist and let me feel your pulse."
Ignoring the admiring looks from everyone, she moved lightly, put her hands on each other, and took the pulse of the next classmate.
"Stained face and weak body."
"There is too much congestion, please pay attention to clearing it."
When the girl heard this, she covered her mouth with her hands and asked with surprise:
"So, Student Su, how should I unblock it?"
Su Qingyu pointed to the notebook of the first classmate:
"Just ask her to lend you a copy of the prescription later. You two are about the same."
The girl nodded happily and said that she would definitely take a photo with Classmate Su later.
Nodding slightly, Su Qingyu continued to check the symptoms of other people in this row like an assembly line.
"The pupils are yellow and the upper lip is black."
"Classmate, this is a sign of liver disease."
"Don't stay up late at night to play games."
"After class, go to the affiliated hospital for a check-up."
A male classmate covered his chest in horror and bowed to thank Su Qingyu with a scared look on his face.
"You don't need to look at it. You are obese and are about to develop severe fatty liver disease."
"Download keep and copy the fat-reducing meal recipes. Start by walking around the playground."
The classmate who weighed about 200 kilograms quickly took out his mobile phone and started downloading the software directly using data.
"Insomnia and heart palpitations. You haven't slept for the past few days, okay?"
When the last girl heard this, she kept nodding her head like a chicken pecking at rice:
"Classmate Su, you are amazing!"
"Recently, Jimei and I grabbed tickets to go to Chang'an. Because we had to wear a wedding dress to go to our ten-year appointment, we were so excited that we couldn't sleep at night."
Su Qingyu was speechless in her heart, but she still thoughtfully gave the girl a "prescription":
"Uh... go to the venue when the time comes, and be careful not to fight with other fans. Just make sure there's a stampede."
The girl nodded her head in understanding, her love for the idol in her heart seemed to be instantly diluted by the Su Qingyu in front of her.
She is also considering whether the tickets should be sold because this star-chasing behavior affects her study and life too much...
So far.
Read this list of student symptoms.
Not only did these people have exactly the same symptoms as those diagnosed by Su Qingyu on the spot, but they also all appreciated the treatment methods given by Su Qingyu.
Su Qingyu turned around gracefully, and then faced off with Professor Smith, who stood like a minion.
"How about it?"
"I got on it, and in the end everyone said I could do it."
"you lose."
The sarcasm and disdain in his eyes were gone, and Su Qingyu now just said these words to Professor Smith with a calm expression.
"you..."
Professor Smith was furious and thought of something to say in rebuttal.
But seeing everyone at the scene turning their supportive eyes to Su Qingyu, he could only forcefully say:
"That's just because your Chinese medicine doctors are good at face-to-face diagnosis."
"The American medicine I studied relies on high-tech assistance, and the treatment efficiency is not much better than your native method!"
Su Qingyu deliberately didn't quarrel with him just now, thinking of giving him a decent place to step down.
Unexpectedly, the thirty-year-old man in front of him would still speak arrogantly in order to maintain his poor dignity.
At this moment, before Su Qingyu could speak.
The teachers and students in the audience shouted and cursed one after another:
"It's useless. Can writing obscure knowledge points on a blackboard cure diseases and save people?"
"Do you still need the assistance of equipment to save people? Don't discredit the modern medicine I learned, okay?"
"It's understandable that liver disease can't be seen, but you can make nonsense of a girl's dysmenorrhea and call it acute enteritis, and she's drunk!"
"Fortunately, this is a competition. If it is really a clinical diagnosis, the doctor who can't tell clearly, doesn't humbly ask for advice, and still talks about symptoms with arrogance, should be arrested and prosecuted and sentenced!!"
"You only have a professional title and no medical ethics! You are not worthy of being called a professor and you are not qualified to educate college students like us!!"
"..."
Sometimes, the public response from the masses is often more uncomfortable than being ridiculed by one person.
When others question you, you still have room to argue with them.
But if a group of people scolds you, then you are most likely a loser.
Seeing Professor Smith in front of him whose face was darker than the bottom of the pot, Su Qingyu said coldly:
"What are you doing so stupidly? Go back to the podium and sincerely bow and apologize to all the teachers and students, and to the Chinese medicine I studied!"
Professor Smith's face looked as sad as if he had eaten half a fly.
He has always been proud, but now having him admit that he is not good in front of hundreds of people would be even more uncomfortable than killing him.
"You bunch of mediocre people who don't understand academics, it's just a waste of time to talk nonsense with you!"
He quickly walked onto the podium, picked up his purse, and made a gesture to walk out of the classroom.
At this moment, the teacher's door was blocked by a group of teachers headed by the grade director:
"Professor Smith, I am willing to admit defeat."
"The whole teaching session was recorded by the school's official cameraman."
Smith looked at the photographers in the center of the lecture theater with a smile.
I had no choice but to bite the bullet and walk back to the desk.
"Muyang dog! Dogs are rare!"
"Classmate Su is right. He is really a coward and a bitch. He is willing to take a gamble and not even dare to admit defeat!"
"Quickly apologize and get out! I feel sick when I see you!"
"Having the same nationality as you is a shame to us!"
"Go back to your daddy right away. No one will criticize you when you speak English every day, but don't come to the Dragon Kingdom and make people disgusting!"
"..."
The views of the people of the Dragon Kingdom are so simple and unpretentious.
Unlike the Western world that worships gods, the Dragon Kingdom focuses on pragmatism.
It doesn’t matter whether you are God, Jesus, or the Jade Emperor, as long as you don’t do practical things, then you are nothing.
By analogy, Professor Smith, who is a talkative king in lectures, but is as tough as iron in diagnosis, in the eyes of everyone, is bullshit!
Hearing the curses from the audience and the glares from the teacher team.
Smith and Tang, who were trembling all over, made an action that went against their principles.
He straightened his legs, put his hands against the seam of his trousers, then made a very standard ninety-degree bow, and said to the teachers and students in the audience with his long back shiny with hairspray:
"sorry!"
"I apologize to all teachers, students and the Department of Traditional Chinese Medicine!"
Although he said the words of apology through gritted teeth, everyone saw the funny look of him bowing forward and then bowing back.
They all laughed out loud with joy.
Su Qingyu, on the other hand, looked at the ugly Smith with interest and muttered:
"That's not what this guy said--"
"Red bean puree private Marseille, Mina-san."
"I don't quite agree..."
