Chapter 15: Classmate, why do you pee in the street?

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"you!!"

Wu Siqi was so angry that a few grains of powder fell off her face. At this time, she pointed at Mu Hanyan and yelled,

"You are so courageous. You actually ordered the principal's daughter to buy groceries for you. Are you going to take her back and enslave her to cook?"

After glancing at Su Qingyu who was haggling with the vendor, Wu Siqi, who consciously found the spray point, went full fire:

"You must have used force to coerce her. Otherwise, why would a princess who has never touched the spring water touch this dirty crab?"

Su Qingyu, who was originally immersed in the joy of shopping for food, automatically ignored the noise of the visitor, but after hearing some threats of force and dirty crabs, Su Qingyu, who has a true love for cooking, suddenly became unhappy.

She put the selected crabs into the vendor's hands first, then stood up and looked at the source of the sound, and replied unceremoniously:

"I voluntarily buy groceries, why do you, an outsider, interfere?"

Wu Siqi's arrogant expression just now froze:

"Su Qingyu, are you serious?"

Su Qingyu's image and handling style are well known to everyone in the hospital.

Unruly, willful, and just like a spoiled little princess.

If Su Qingyu likes eating crabs, then Wu Siqi believes it.

If Su Qingyu would do it himself, Wu Siqi or other students would not believe it.

"No, you must have been coerced by this woman!"

"You tell me and I will report her to the school for you!"

Feeling that she must have guessed correctly, Wu Siqi pointed at Mu Hanyan and said.

Mu Hanyan's patience at this time was almost reaching its limit.

Su Qingyu also caught a glimpse of Mu Hanyan's clenching fists at his sleeves.

So in order to prevent violence from happening, she spent the whole day in the bureau taking notes. She hurriedly walked up to Wu Siqi and pretended to show panic:

"Yes, yes, yes, classmate, her force value is too strong, I was coerced by her!"

While speaking, she showed a pitiful expression and hid behind Wu Siqi, holding her sleeve nervously with a small hand.

Seeing this unexpected change, Mu Hanyan looked in disbelief at Su Qingyu, who had defected to the enemy camp, with questions in her eyes.

"Hahaha!"

"Mu Hanyan, Mu Hanyan, I finally got the handle."

"You bullied the principal's daughter. Guess if I go to the principal and complain, will your student status still exist?"

Wu Siqi now felt like she was about to have an intracranial orgasm.

This feeling of having her love rival firmly in hand was more satisfying than her having sex with her boyfriend Wei Dayong in the hotel in the morning.

Taking advantage of this exhilaration, she continued to output:

"I didn't expect that our pure and innocent campus beauty at MuDa is actually a violent maniac behind the scenes."

"Student Su, we will take you to the hospital to check your injuries later. Don't worry, I will definitely give you justice!"

Wu Siqi turned around and comforted the frightened Su Qingyu.

At this time, she was very pleased with the daughter of the principal's family.

Until, the panic on Su Qingyu's face suddenly turned into a playful smile.

"Classmate, why do you pee in the street?"

What?

Peeing in the street?

Who did she say?

Wu Siqi looked confused at this time. She didn't understand why Su Qingyu, who was so panicked just now, suddenly changed her face in Sichuan Opera.

It was as if she didn't know why her boyfriend Wei Dayong, who was holding her slim waist next to her, suddenly pinched his nose, quickly let go and walked away, looking like he was unfamiliar with her.

And her enemy, Mu Hanyan, was also staring at the clothes underneath her with a playful smile on his face.

The vendors and customers around her covered their mouths and stared at her buttocks, laughing endlessly.

There were even a few young people who took out their mobile phones and kept taking pictures.

After realizing it, she looked down at everyone's gaze and immediately let out a scream:

"ah!!!"

Her face, which had been smeared with a thick layer of putty, suddenly turned red. When she saw the obvious water stain on the crotch area of ​​her casual pants, which was obviously still expanding, she pointed at Su Qingyu who had already run back to Mu Hanyan and howled loudly. road,

"Did you do it!!!"

Su Qingyu showed an innocent face, spread her hands and said:

"Classmate, this is your own urine. How can you blame me?"

"They are all classmates from the Cardiovascular Department of the College of Surgery of Jiangcheng Medical University. You must know that if the body is not inherently sick, adults will not suffer from diabetes on the spot."

I have to say that Su Qingyu was really damaging. She quietly reported all the information about Wu Siqi to the people around her.

This made Mu Hanyan on the side still unable to hold back, showing a long-lost smile.

However, Wu Siqi, who was so angry at this time, naturally didn't know the meaning of Su Qingyu's words. She yelled angrily:

"You have the disease!!!"

"Your whole family is sick!!"

Su Qingyu raised an index finger and waved it in the air:

"Is this a little aggressive?"

"You'd better buy a diaper nearby, classmate."

Hearing this, the surrounding melon-eaters looked at the small puddle at Wu Siqi's feet and laughed even louder.

Wu Siqi was so embarrassed and angry that she covered her face and cried on the spot, trying to run towards her boyfriend.

Seeing this, Wei Dayong quickly started the car parked outside the market, stepped on the accelerator and ran away like smoke.

"Ha ha ha ha!!!"

Su Qingyu laughed even louder at this time.

Mu Hanyan also laughed brightly, and the huge 36D dynamic shaking made Su Qingyu's eyes grow hot.

At this time, Wu Siqi, who had died in public and was ashamed of herself, rushed into the women's toilet while crying and hiding her face.

Seeing that the fun was gone, the melon-eating crowd also dispersed.

...

Su Qingyu was walking home with Mu Hanyan carrying the hairy crabs she bought and some side dishes.

"how did you do it?"

Mu Hanyan took the heaviest crab from her hand and asked with confusion.

"Hehe, I just happened to touch her bladder meridian accidentally."

"No need to be careful. What is that bladder meridian?"

Mu Hanyan rolled her eyes gently at Su Qingyu, who was full of flowers, and asked the key question.

"Actually, when I pretended to surrender, I touched the Sanjiao Yu on her waist with my other hand."

"Sanjiao Yu, located in the waist, under the spinous process of the first lumbar vertebra, has the function of dredging water channels."

Su Qingyu explained coquettishly.

"Well..."

For a moment, Mu Hanyan couldn't find any words to describe the Su Qingyu in front of her. In the end, she could only open and close her lips and spit out two words:

"Dirty."

Su Qingyu didn't take it seriously, and carefully analyzed the consequences of Mu Hanyan's action, which might lead to drinking tea in the bureau.

"Thanks."

Mu Hanyan could naturally think clearly about the stakes, so when Su Qingyu was explaining the justice of behavior, she spoke lightly.

"What? Sister, what did you just say?"

Su Qingyu's almond-shaped eyes flashed with a cunning glint, and she deliberately approached Mu Hanyan and asked as if she didn't hear clearly.

Mu Hanyan pretended to look at the scenery ahead with her beautiful eyes, then stepped on her high heels and strode forward.

Just in the cool and fragrant wind, there was a faint murmur:

"Go back and cook quickly, I'm going to starve to death."