"These superficial men are all attracted by my figure and appearance. No one understands me at all."
Shen Xia shook her head and said, "Sister, I am a pure love. I have never been touched by a boy in my life!"
Gu Chenxi asked: "Then what kind of boyfriend do you want?"
Shen Xia thought for a while and said, "No matter what, I have to be taller, have long legs, have a good figure with eight-pack abs, be gentle and considerate, handsome and rich..."
"etc!"
Gu Chenxi interrupted Shen Xia and said, "You think of me as the bastard of the wishing pool, right? What about my wish?"
Lin Zhi said from the side: "Xiaoxiaxia, these requirements of yours are all in the otome game. Come into the house with me!"
"I don't want to fall in love with the paper man!" Shen Xia put her head in her hands and said painfully: "I want a handsome guy, a handsome guy with abs~!"
"Hey Hey hey!"
Zhou Xiaonan patted Shen Xia on the shoulder and said, "You said those men are superficial and only like your face and body, but you also want to find a handsome guy with abs. What's the difference between you and those boys who only focus on your appearance?"
"Xiao Nan is right."
Gu Chenxi pinched Shen Xia's face and said, "Can you imitate her? She is smart, calm and rational."
As soon as Gu Chenxi finished speaking, she heard Zhou Xiaonan say again: "Sister Xi, I don't ask too much, just play games and you can take me away!"
"..."
When Gu Chenxi heard this, his head was full of black lines: "I take back what I just said, you two are the same!"
In the girls' dormitory, a girl with a boyfriend who is in love is teaching three other girls without boyfriends not to be in love.
In the boys' dormitory, Wang Qi continued to lie on the bed and talk on the phone with his girlfriend.
Kong Liu was taking a shower in the bathroom while humming a ditty - he felt that he who sang in the shower was comparable to a singer in the Chinese music scene.
Chen Zhirui continued to play games with his sister. This boy recently met a little girl on the Internet. The two made appointments to play games every day, and they had already become friends. The conversation was very lively, and from time to time he would ask Kong Liu and Du Hongyuan to give him Make suggestions.
What, you ask why not ask Wang Qi for advice?
Wang Qi didn't even understand his own relationship. Sometimes he had to consult Kong Liu and Du Hongyuan, but his opinions were of little value.
Only Du Hongyuan, as the strongest thinker in the dormitory, has not been in love yet. As the saying goes, if a strategist does not go to the battlefield, he will be defeated. He had so many girls on the playground that night, and he didn't talk to any of them. Success, it collapsed after just three sentences.
At this moment, he was still secretly wiping tears in bed.
After Kong Liu took a shower, he looked at Du Hongyuan, who was still crying, and said with a smile: "Stop crying, I'll send you a photo. Look at the photo, then take a shower and go to sleep."
Kong Liu said, opened the chat window, asked Gu Chenxi for two selfies of Shen Xia, and sent them to Du Hongyuan.
Du Hongyuan looked at the photos on his phone, and his tears immediately disappeared: "Father, please accept my respects from my son!"
"Fuck you!"
Kong Liu cursed with a smile, turned off the lights in the dormitory, and got into bed.
Now, he has a new task every night, making voice calls and playing games with Gu Chenxi.
In the girls' dormitory, Shen Xia asked in confusion: "Xiao Xi, why do you want my photo?"
Gu Chenxi raised her eyebrows and said, "I'll help you find a partner."
"Fake toot? OO" Shen Xia opened her eyes wide, looked at Gu Chenxi and said, "If you didn't tell me earlier, wouldn't it be too late for me to change to a high-profile photo now?"
"No, these two photos of you are already very nice."
Gu Chenxi touched Shen Xia's head like a child and said, "Okay, let's go play."
Shen Xia was touched on the head: "Are you polite?"
At Gu Chenxi's request, Kong Liu put on his headphones while making the call.
Usually when playing games, Gu Chenxi would type and call her "baby". Today, it was the first time that she heard her calling "baby" in person. Kong Liu felt a sense of ecstasy, and he followed her every time he played games. It's like chicken blood, a batch of it.
Kong Liuxin said: "My girlfriend has two faces. It's so cute. Who knows!"
The player on the opposite side said: "This guy is cheating. He's going crazy and has no chance to play!"
After the game was over, the two started chatting.
Gu Chenxi said coquettishly: "Baby, can you tell me a story?"
Kong Liu said with some embarrassment: "Telling stories... is a bit gross."
"What's so gross? You were telling me jokes on the float during the day!"
"Uh, but I'm in the dormitory now..."
Kong Liu said, craned his neck and looked under his bed.
Under his bed, Chen Zhirui and Du Hongyuan were like two zombies, staring at him eagerly, trying to learn some tricks from him to seduce girls.
Kong Liu pressed the mute button and said to the two guys: "Can you two die as far away as possible?"
Du Hongyuan said in a mean voice, "No, no, good brother, I want to hear your stories!"
"What the hell..." Kong Liu had black lines on his head and didn't know where to start.
Gu Chenxi's urging voice came from the earphones: "Baby~! Just tell me."
Faced with Gu Chenxi's coquettishness, Kong Liu really couldn't resist it. He smiled bitterly and told her a bedtime story in the dormitory.
Chen Zhirui and Du Hongyuan under the bed listened to Kong Liu's story while holding back their laughter.
Kong Liu felt that since they were going to commit a crime, he couldn't be merciful.
He took off his earphones and said to Gu Chenxi on the other end of the phone: "Bao, I didn't hear what you just said."
"Good night, baby, chirp, chirp! ꒰⑅•ᴗ•⑅꒱"
"ah?"
"ah!"
The two looked at each other, feeling as if they had received a 10,000-point critical hit.
"Good night." Under the stunned gazes of the two people, Kong Liu hung up the phone with a smile.
In the boys' dormitory tonight, two singles are destined to be unable to sleep.
In the girls' dormitory, Gu Chenxi opened the bed curtain and saw three roommates standing under her bed, looking at her with evil smiles on their faces.
Shen Xia lowered her voice and imitated her words: "Good night, baby, chirp, chirp!"
Lin Zhi also smiled infatuatedly and said: "I thought you were quite aloof, Xiao Xi, but I didn't expect...Pfft haha..."
"Sister Xi is really good at handling men!" Zhou Xiaonan gave a thumbs up and said, "I can't learn it anyway, hahaha!"
Facing the ridicule, Gu Chenxi raised her eyebrows calmly, looked at the three of them calmly, raised a sly arc at the corner of her mouth, and said unhurriedly: "Why are you laughing? Three single dogs, someone will follow Do you say good night?"
"ah!"
"ah?"
"ah!?"
Gu Chenxi said one word, and the smiles on the three corners of his mouth suddenly froze.
Shen, Lin, and Zhou Zhou: "Family members, the defense has been broken!"
In the girls' dormitory tonight, there are bound to be three single dogs who can't sleep.
In fact, Gu Chenxi couldn't sleep either. She tossed and turned in bed for a long time, then took out her mobile phone and sent a message to Kong Liu: "Baby, let's go out to play tomorrow and Sunday?"
Kong Liu, who was pulled up from the bed to play computer games by Du Hongyuan and Chen Zhirui, glanced at the message from Gu Chenxi and replied instantly: "Okay, where do you want to go?"
"You choose, I can go out with you anywhere..."
Seeing the message from Gu Chenxi, Kong Liu felt warm in his heart and replied: "Then I have to choose carefully and I can't let you down."
Gu Chenxi quickly replied: "I mean, as long as I go out with you...it doesn't matter where I go!"
"Why do you kid always look at your phone while playing games?"
Du Hongyuan snatched away Kong Liu's cell phone and took a look...
"Ah, kill the dog!"
(End of chapter)
