After a while, Zhuang Yaran returned to the camera, as if she had simply washed her face.
From an embarrassed beggar to a beggar with dirty water on his face.
She flipped her hair and said with some resentment: "Brother Tianyang, the water has been stopped these days. There is no extra water to wash your face. I don't dress myself properly..."
"So that's it! No wonder..."
Li Tianyang suddenly realized.
Zhuang Yaran nodded like a chicken: "Society is paralyzed now, everything is lacking, the conditions are so bad, and you don't even know until you go out, there's nothing you can do about it..."
"Ouch~"
"There is no water, so have you not showered for several days?"
"Does your body smell and feel itchy?"
"Right? Do you still have paper when you poop?"
Li Tianyang is like a curious baby, asking questions and being very caring.
When Zhuang Yaran heard this, she almost sprayed blood on the screen of her mobile phone. Aren't you asking this question knowingly?
"Stop talking about this, Brother Tianyang, what are the dishes on the table behind you? I haven't even seen them."
She is not stupid. If she tells her truth, she has been scraping with a stick in the past few days and her hemorrhoids have broken several times. What if Li Tianyang dislikes her for being dirty?
As a goddess, the most important thing is to maintain her image, so she did not answer these embarrassing questions, but instead used her strengths to avoid weaknesses and changed the subject.
"Oh, you're talking about this." Li Tianyang looked back at the dining table and said softly.
"These are Manchu and Han banquets. This one is steamed lamb, steamed bear paws, steamed deer tail; roasted duck, roasted chicken, roasted goose; braised salted duck, soy sauce chicken, bacon, pine flowers, tripe, dried meat, and sausages; Assorted sourdough dishes, smoked chicken, white tripe, steamed eight-treasure pig...."
"Hey, I am always pursuing the quality of life. I can't swallow anything that is too bad... After all, people live for enjoyment."
Zhuang Yaran's tears almost flowed to her feet.
What kind of life is this? This is true princely treatment!
Her eyes were full of longing. In her life, she had been pursuing this kind of life. Who could give her this kind of life, that was her husband.
No, it doesn’t matter if it’s her father!
Ten thousand thoughts flashed through her mind, and Zhuang Yaran made a sweet smile.
She cleared her throat first, then pinched her throat, and said softly: "Brother Tianyang, if a boy like you who knows how to live is your boyfriend, you will be envied to death~"
"I always thought you were different from other boys..."
"There was a misunderstanding between us last time. I regret it so much~"
"Actually, you have been very good to me, but I am always childish and lose my temper with you. In fact, I don't mean it. I just hope you will pay more attention to me."
"It's all my fault. Don't take it personally. I've caused you to be alone for so long."
"I contacted you today. I thought you had no food or water at home, so I wanted to secretly send you some bread and water. Will you forgive me?"
As a professional social bitch, Zhuang Yaran has long since perfected her speaking skills to the level of perfection. She is not good at anything else, but she is best at coaxing licking dogs into spinning around.
Zhuang Yaran felt proud. With these few words, what licking dog would not be able to obey and be dominated by my mother?
Sure enough, Li Tianyang on the screen said: "I forgive you."
Zhuang Yaran was so happy that she just licked the dog, and she was coaxed back with a few and a half nice words.
Then, Li Tianyang added lightly: "I'm a little touched when I see you living in such a miserable life and still come to care about me. You're such a nice person!"
A heavy blow.
Zhuang Yaran laughed along with her, her expression unnatural.
But soon she adjusted her attitude and said aggrievedly: "Brother Tianyang, you must be talking angry, I know you are wrong. Are you bored at home alone? Do you want me to go to your house to stay with you?"
Now she has become shameless. As long as she can get rid of the current embarrassment in life, let alone let her say soft words, she can even let her slap herself a few times.
Especially after seeing the conditions of Li Tianyang's family, it was the life she had dreamed of. She didn't want to stay outside for a moment anymore, she just wanted the other party to agree quickly.
She still has the confidence to handle a dog-licking like Li Tianyang. After all, she has liked herself for so long and has never taken a step forward. Now that the goddess comes to visit, how can she not agree?
The mentality of dog licking is that the less you get, the more itchy your heart becomes. She thinks that no one knows how to lick dogs better than her.
Hearing that this femme fatale was coming to his home, in his previous life, Li Tianyang would have gone out to greet her and wanted to set off firecrackers to celebrate.
But now this woman has completely lost her charm in his eyes, especially when he recalls that he was completely devoted to this woman, and this woman teamed up with Huo Tianhua to steal the last supplies from him, leaving him to wait for death in despair.
That feeling is so unforgettable.
He picked up the nectar from the poplar branches on the table, took a slow sip through a straw, and then slowly put it down, pretending to be deep in thought.
Finally, he seemed to have made a decision: "I remember I told you before that we are both single, and you also said that you are a well-behaved girl. I'm afraid it's inappropriate to come to my house so casually."
"Besides, isn't this unfair to Huo Tianhua?"
Li Tianyang gestured with his eyes to Huo Tianhua, who was pouting on the screen, showing his deep helplessness.
"Huo Tianhua looks like he's digging a tunnel for you two. It's so hard in such a hot day. She's trying her best for the girl she likes. I don't think I can do this for you."
"Seeing that he paid so much for you, I was defeated. I was completely defeated. I'm just a selfish guy who enjoys good food and drink for his own enjoyment."
"Yaran, I think Huo Tianhua is a good match. I shouldn't ruin the relationship between you. This makes me feel disgusting."
As he said that, Li Tianyang let out a long breath, as if his whole person had experienced a lot of vicissitudes.
Zhuang Yaran was stunned. She couldn't believe her ears.
That's not what the script says!
When Li Tianyang heard that he was going to accompany him, shouldn't he jump up and spin around three times? Isn't this a dog-licking gesture?
Besides, Huo Tianhua and Li Tianyang have been fighting openly and secretly for many years to pursue themselves. How can you guys give up just because you just want to?
Where is your patience? What about your perseverance? Are you going to let a dog eat it?
After a brief daze, Zhuang Yaran tried her best to be natural and forced a smile: "Brother Tianyang, are you kidding? Huo Tianhua and I are just ordinary friends. Don't get me wrong. In Yaran's eyes, Huo Tianhua will always be a good brother. .”
"I just want to spend time with you, and it's not for anything else. How can it be elevated to the level of love?"
"I have always known that Brother Tianyang is really good to me. I won't allow Brother Tianyang to say such depressing words. He will be unhappy."
How could Zhuang Yaran give up so easily? She pouted quickly, as if she was really angry.
Li Tianyang thought that his acting skills were already good, but when he saw Zhuang Yaran acting like this, he was deeply shocked.
In his previous life, he invited Zhuang Yaran to his home almost like his ancestors. He had never seen this woman's face like this before.
Li Tianyang glanced at the recording prompt on the screen.
Screen recording has already been turned on when the video is connected! It’s too exciting to miss!
Li Tianyang pretended to be trembling and asked: "You, what you said is true? Have you always regarded Huo Tianhua as your brother?"
