Ordinary literary and art programs simply invite two experts to teach. This arrangement is to prevent one person from covering the sky with one hand. If there are opponents, there will be competition. Two people each have their own agenda and face each other. In addition, the host and the audience will interfere. Even a modest beginning can develop into a planet explosion ending. 【Read full text】
Literature and art is a special field. It is not like biology, physics... many things are right and reasonable, but there is no final conclusion.
This is the reason why the program can work, and it is also the charm.
Qin Huai and others participated in a very representative program of Capital Television - the Chinese Studies Lecture Hall. This program is different from others. It only invites one guest in each episode, all of whom are university professors and talents who have made outstanding contributions in a certain field. There is no limit to the specific direction. The period is generally selected from the medieval or ancient times, poetry and articles, worldly customs, history and humanities, artistic development... It talks about everything, aiming to allow the people of the alliance to see through the fog, see the historical reality, and enjoy a smart life.
It was originally a lecture program, but because I saw the popularity from the U20 League, I planned this special edition overnight. The TV station said that several students from Kashen Team who have made achievements in the field of literature and art will give lectures. The expert group exists to correct their mistakes so as not to mislead the audience. Because Qin Huai and others know too many things, there are eight people in the expert group, all of whom are masters in various fields.
Special calligrapher: Cao Kun
Historian: Meng Qiuyan
Paleosociologist: Hu Yi
Famous Master of Chinese Literary Poetry: Liu Dongfang
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The program was developed in a hurry, and the eight people were all from around the capital city. Most of them were university professors, some were specially appointed by the government, and there were also experts who had won numerous awards and certificates.
When they saw the five-member Kashen Team, they showed four different expressions.
Inquiring, affirming and appreciative, slightly flattering, oh, and finding fault.
Those cold eyes were like the years of a poisonous snake on his body, swishing, greasy, and almost disgusting.
Qin Huai is still able to distinguish between good intentions and bad intentions released by others. The expert team composed of five men and three women walked to the landing port on the other side and made eye contact with them before going on stage. Qin Huai knew it in his heart.
If the poetry connoisseur opposite had only ordinary doubts about them, the Vice Dean of the School of Liberal Arts of the First Comprehensive University had an ugly face. It was certain that this was the first time they met, at least after time travel, and it was left by the original owner. The cause of trouble may be that he accidentally offended someone and caused trouble... This will only be known after verification.
The host talked a lot, starting with a normal opening. Logically speaking, she should introduce the special guests for this issue, but there was no one standing next to her. The host mentioned the U20 event that just ended yesterday. In the league, the card god faced the cute girl, and the atmosphere was immediately ignited.
"It seems that everyone paid attention to that extremely exciting game. Congratulations to the Kashen team for winning. At the same time, as lovers of ancient culture, we discovered a new problem. The matching of ancient poems before the start...how did they do it? ?Except for the first question of Zhi Nao’s naughty and prank question, they all answered it correctly. Many of the questions, I believe professional researchers would hesitate to answer in such a short time, and the accuracy rate is so high. This is what many people think The problem."
"Perhaps some viewers are wondering, as the host of the Chinese Studies Lecture Hall, why do I keep mentioning the U20 Winter Games? Am I doing it for free advertising?"
"No! Of course not!"
"This is a special topic we have planned. Today, the Chinese Studies Lecture Hall has a secret date with the Kashen Team. We want to show the truth in front of everyone, let you know the secret of matching the Kashen Team's poems, and understand those words that are millions of times different from real life. Beautiful poetry of light years.”
Having said this, the host paused for a moment, her eyes wandering around the audience, and the three thousand audience members started shouting excitedly.
Then she started to introduce the rules, which were mainly explained by Ka Shen. The program team also prepared some questions for him and asked them to do them on the spot. While doing them, they also explained to everyone why they were like this. After all, they are all military students, and what they say may not be correct. In order to ensure the professionalism and rigor of the program, the expert team will analyze and evaluate their answers and point out corresponding errors.
It sounds really like that, and the real intention will be clear after a little thought. Young people are always more irritable. After they say it eloquently, several experts rush to bite them, saying that you are wrong here and there is a problem there, haha. ...Kashen Team is an elite trained by the Second Military Academy. Can they do this?
I'll pinch him immediately.
That picture is beautiful when you think about it.
"Having said so much nonsense, let's get down to business. Now we invite the special guest of this episode, the Kashen Team, who is extremely popular in the entire league! You are invited!"
As she spoke, she turned sideways and looked at the lift platform. A beam of light flashed down, and five young people wearing the new uniforms of the Second Military Academy appeared in the clouds and mist. They were all handsome and tall with their own characteristics, waiting for the platform. After rising completely, they held their chests and bowed towards the audience, then walked towards the middle of the stage.
"Let's see, who are participating in this show on behalf of the Kashen team?"
"Oh... walking in front is Second Young Master Xu, and then the Supreme God of the Alliance Literary Network, Fan Chu Dada. Walking side by side with him is the younger brother of Colonel Chu Yuhang of the Military Department: Chu Yuxing! He played well in yesterday's game It’s very outstanding, and it’s so awesome that you can fly like crazy.”
"Finally, there are the two friends, Gu Tianxiao and Qin Huai. The former is the only son of Lieutenant General Gu Huanyu who made an important speech in the live broadcast square a few days ago, and the grandson of the alliance's three-star general Gu Jiangshan. As for the latter, he is Chairman Qin of the Sunshine Foundation has made great achievements in the field of card making and has considerable experience in literature and art."
"The audience at the scene and the audience in front of the screen, let us welcome them with the fullest enthusiasm."
"I hope you all have a great time today."
Five people stood in a row. The first person on the right who was closest to the host was Xu Fangkai. After the beautiful female host finished speaking, he took over and said: "Thank you to the program team for the invitation, to be able to stand here and let grandpa and dad see it on the screen." I am very happy, and my team members and I will do our best to cooperate with the program team to make this episode a success. After all, it is an amateur show, so please forgive me for any mistakes."
Who is Xu Fangkai?
He is a super star in the world of picking up girls, a king-level figure. Whenever he opens his mouth, the ceiling will fall down. The girls are all smiling without blushing, and all the guys are yelling.
In order to boost the atmosphere, he also sent people to sneak into the audience.
At this moment, the role of childcare comes into play.
"Ah ah ah... Mr. Xu, I love you!"
"Master Xu said it well!"
Fall asleep (high-fuck)
"Master Xu, I want to give birth to a monkey for you!"
As soon as these people were mobilized, fancy kneeling and licking came. The most popular one was Fanchu. He had not written novels for several years in vain. He was the first brother at least. He had countless fans who were crazy and urged him to come to the scene. Qin Huai is not bad either. Although he has not been around for a long time and has no seniority, because of his strong personal ability, he can be said to be the best card maker among calligraphers and the best chess player among card makers... awesome.
When the audience was almost kneeling and licking, the host began to introduce the other side. The lineup on the opposite side was even more luxurious. They were all experts and professors in the literary and art circles, big figures who had a strong say in their own fields.
These people are not wholesalers, they appear one by one.
The host made introductions next to each other and praised everyone to the sky, but the audience was not so convinced. It's not that they looked down on the experts. How can I put it? You can do this in front of the king of superstars, in front of masters of Chinese studies, in front of artists?
The ones who came out were better than the others. They looked very high-grade, so the audience became reserved. After the host finished the introduction, they just applauded neatly. What do you think of the follow-up? No follow-up.
The host always caters based on popularity. The audience's performance was so mediocre, so she didn't talk too much. After the routine introduction, she invited two representatives to speak, and let both parties take their seats.
On the left is the position of the Kashen team. In front of them is a long metal table, five people sitting in a row, and behind them is the 3D projection of the Second Military Academy, which is extremely luxurious and beautiful. The expert group was on the other side. The one who had unleashed his ill will on Qin Huai had restrained himself. Eight of them were sitting upright. Some of them looked kind and wrote, and even smiled when facing the camera and the audience. There are also some who look very serious, but there are four big words written on their faces - professional looking for trouble!
"This episode of our program was inspired by the U20 qualifying competition. The poetry matching of the Kashen team in the last game was really brilliant. After the game, the official announced the correct answers. Except for the first question that was left blank, they all had the remaining four questions. Yes, today we will explore the secrets behind poetry matching and discover the hidden abilities of the Kashen team."
"Before we start, I want to ask a question: Who in the team is responsible for matching poems? Master Fanchu? Or Xiu Shen? Or the super star card maker Qin Huai?"
Xu Fangkai is the captain, and he is the son of the capital's Xingxing chief. He has great reputation, so he is naturally the one to answer the questions. Erkai pouted: "I really want to tell everyone that you are all wrong. I chose the poem... It's just a joke. Don't take it seriously. The real ace of our team is Qin Huai. He is very knowledgeable in the field of ancient culture. "
"Indeed, we knew before today that Classmate Qin is not only good at calligraphy, but also seems to know chess very well. Now we have to add a poetry appreciation after these two items... It is really infuriating to compare people to each other, with such talent in literature Well, he’s still a military cadet!”
Military cadet?
Illusion! It must be an illusion!
A professional scholar, who came from the imperial examination and was selected as the number one scholar by the royal pen!
I can honestly say that what Qin Huai is not good at is writing poetry. In his concept, one is one and two is two. He is too emotional to say anything. Compared with poetry, he is better at writing policy essays to express his views and submit memorials. Impeach corrupt officials.
I’m not here to write original poems today, isn’t it just a match? He didn't dare to say anything else. As long as it wasn't too unusual and it was done by a historical celebrity, he could tell you one, two, three or four. As a person, if you know that this field is your shortcoming, you will naturally have to work harder. Qin Huai has memorized many poems.
After the host finished speaking, Qin Huai just curled his lips and did not answer. The station director said beforehand that the Kashen team has a bit of a weird temperament. Even though they have all kinds of fun and get high on Facebook, they look easy to talk to, but that's not the case in reality. The scale must be controlled well, and don't make people annoying. Be careful that the second-generation ancestors will give up their burden on the spot and make the live broadcast interruption program team unable to come off the stage.
"Everyone in the audience can't wait. I'm not a chatterbox, I'm just a little excited to see my idol. Let's move on to the first part, poetry explanation."
"Everyone has seen the five poems yesterday. Although the official answers have been announced, there are still too many things that are difficult to understand. So the audience will randomly select one poem and let Qin Huai explain why it matches like this."
"The intelligent system will control the beam. When it stops, whoever it hits will decide the question."
"Lights out, get ready, start."
Just like the lights on the dance floor, after the female host said the start, hundreds of light beams were jumping. At this time, the entire audience was taken care of. The lights and music lasted for about twenty seconds, and the host stopped. The extra beams of light disappeared at the same time, leaving only one.
"Now that we see that the results are out, this lucky viewer please raise your hands and stand up."
"Our lights came on again, oh, he's a handsome guy, with this height and this figure!!... The audience here today has a very good appearance value. It's really difficult to be a host, but even if I bet on my appearance, You have to finish the show with a face as beautiful as a flower. Please tell us your name, audience member."
You have to ask questions during the interactive session.
The host didn’t really think anything of it, he was just trying to stir up the topic.
Because of the special nature of the guests, today’s audience is indeed filled with beautiful men and beautiful women, neat and tidy, which is simply unreasonable.
The person who was drawn was a tough guy who was at least 1.8 meters tall.
Strong body, tough and handsome.
He stood up and replied: "I am Xu Jian, a student from the Department of Performance at Shodu University. I went to the live broadcast square to watch yesterday's game. It was very exciting. Although it was a bit mean and cruel to girls, it was in line with the spirit of doing whatever it takes to win. …”
Wait, young man, you are not doing this right.
Are you really here to praise people and not to cause trouble?
As soon as classmate Xu opened his mouth, the host couldn't get in the conversation. As expected of a bloody performer, he talked a lot and praised all he could, and then said: "What I want to know is: I talk about hair." For the interpretation of the song "Young Maniac", why not choose Adi Wang?"
Although the foreshadowing is a bit long, at least it gets to the point.
This question was typed on the screen at the back.
I'm talking about being a teenager, _______.
a. It’s good to have a second wife as a companion when returning home
b. A pear tree crushes a begonia
c. The love of my life, King Adi
d. Hold the yellow on the left and capture the green on the right
e.Durex, the sweet wife of the CEO of James Bond Diamonds
The five options are already the most difficult. No matter which sentence is pronounced smoothly, it is really difficult to eliminate interference, at least it will be difficult for people in the future. Adiwang, Durex, James Bond... they didn't know these brands that were familiar to them in the Middle Ages.
The host nodded.
This topic is well chosen.
You can roughly guess what the other poems mean, but this one has caused a lot of noise in the major online communities. Even though the answer has been announced, they still don't understand.
"Can Mr. Qin help you clarify your doubts? How did you make your choice? Why didn't you choose King Adi?"
Why not choose?
Because that is nonsense and simply wrong.
This poem is Su Shi's "Jiangchengzi. Hunting in Mizhou" which is very famous.
Of course this explanation won't work. You can't tell stupid future people that he is an old antique who traveled through time and space and came here!
"Actually, I was an ancient scholar in my previous life. I was very talented and learned. The night before the competition, I dreamed that I was chanting a poem to the moon in my previous life, and this was the poem I was reciting."
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A flock of crows flew overhead.
This joke is so cold.
After a brief silence, the scene erupted into laughter.
"Sir, don't make trouble. This is a lecture hall of Chinese studies, not a time travel channel!"
"Were you a scholar in your last life? I was still an ancient emperor!"
"This kind of meme has been written badly on the Internet. Didn't God Brahma tell you?"
Qin Huai was also speechless.
Although the words are false, it is true that he is a scholar and reciting poems to the moon. What does it mean to be on the wrong set?
Only then did the host realize that Qin Huai still had such a sense of humor. She smiled and said, "Classmate Qin really worked hard to make the atmosphere more lively, but we are a serious program, so we should be more serious."
……serious?
You almost exposed all your background and are you still not serious? Are you kidding me?
Qin Huai frowned and said, "I'm blind."
"...What about other topics?"
"It's all covered up."
"How to ensure accuracy?"
"Can't we just eliminate the interfering items? This question is too simple. Durex, Jisbon, they sound like names of people, but they are not from the Chinese nation, and they sound like fake foreign devils. That is definitely wrong, so I will eliminate one of them."
It sounds reasonable. Although there were people with the surname Du in ancient times, what is Jieshipang?
It sounds like they are not Chinese.
"Okay then, the first interference item has been eliminated." As soon as the host finished speaking, the e option disappeared from the big screen.
Qin Huai added: "Look at a again, it's easy to return home with the mistress as a companion... There should be people majoring in ancient literature at the scene. Someone can tell everyone about the approximate age when this poem appeared. Is it ancient times or medieval times? What era is it?"
Sure enough, someone raised his hand and stood up.
"It's from ancient times, during the feudal dynasty. You can tell by looking at the structure of the poems."
"Thank you brother. This poem is from ancient times. It has seven characters and rhyme. Compared with the later free verses that did not pay attention to meter, it is much more rigorous in all aspects. Since it is from ancient times, the content of the poem should be consistent with The age is consistent. The feudal dynasty was a system of monogamy and polyconcubine. Excellent men could raise many women. This was allowed by the court. Even if it was not justified, at most it would be called a concubine, or concubine, or mistress, so there was no such thing as a. It can be ruled out.”
He picked up two items so quickly, he was very reasonable and his brain was too bright.
The host's eyes also lit up, "Classmate Qin is showing us the highest level of the elimination method. It's great. Now, if we cross out another one, what's the next one?"
"I love Adi Wang all my life. This does not match the meaning of the previous sentence. The translation of my talk about being young means, let me express the arrogance of young people. According to normal logic, the next step should be how arrogant Suddenly, what is my favorite thing in my life? Even if I drink two kilograms of rice wine, I can’t be so messy. Since it can be passed down, this poem is valuable. This is what I thought when I chose it, At that time, I didn’t know what King Adi was, but yesterday a friend who majored in archeology seemed to explain it on Facebook, and I want to thank him for clearing up my doubts.”
In fact, everyone was surprised to reach this point, including the host and the audience.
They thought King Adi must be the last to be eliminated.
How could it be so early?
"What's left that makes you hesitate about 'a tree of pear blossoms crushing begonias' and 'leaving the left holding the yellow and the right holding the blue sky'?"
There was no hesitation. Who thought so much when choosing? Of course, I chose according to the original sentence.
Aren't you going all out to explain now?
Qin Huai glanced around the audience, and then said: "The meanings of these two sentences are very similar. On the surface, a pear tree pressing a begonia looks like two tree flowers coming together, one above and one below. In fact, , in ancient poetry, pear blossom refers to the white-haired husband, and begonia refers to the beautiful young woman. If you combine these upper and lower positions, you will understand."
The audience was stunned at first.
After coming back to their senses, they all went to shit.
Whether it's live or in front of the screen.
A tree of pear blossoms and begonias means that the old man slept with the little girl?
Damn, this is too subtle! !
He doesn't understand it at all.
"Combined with the previous sentence, it actually makes sense. Let me use the arrogance of young people to express a few words. I am a gray-haired old man who married a beautiful young woman..." I love you with emotional pain.
The female host was embarrassed. Fortunately, she was professional. People in the future were not as shy as the ancients when talking about this issue. She thought about what Qin Huai said again and again, and felt that it really made sense: "Then why not choose this ?”
"Because you have to look at the title when answering the question. This question directly tells you that the poem was written by Su Shi and the name is "Jiangchengzi". What is Jiangchengzi? Students who have studied ancient poetry should know that this is not a complete name. , such as Meng Ling, Jiang Chengzi, Yu Meiren, Ding Fengbo... When they appear in the title column, they are usually followed by a few words, which shows that they are words, not poems."
"Jiangchengzi is the name of an ancient Ci Pai. What is a Ci Pai? Just like ancient poetry has five unique lines, five rhythms, seven unique lines, and seven rhythms. This is something that stipulates the format. Different Ci Pai names apply different formats. How many words in the first sentence, how many words in the second sentence? Characters, positions and punctuation... These are all reflected in the word card. The first sentence of the word card Jiangchengzi has seven characters, and the second and third sentences have three characters. They have formats and rhymes. Look at it this way, the seven-character Kazuki The pear blossom presses the begonia and can be eliminated. Then the only ones left are the left holding the yellow and the right holding the blue. Although the meaning is not clear, we have to believe in the elimination method."
Damn...
This is the god of exams!
The multiple choice questions were too smooth.
After listening to his explanation, I have to say that Qin Huai knows a lot about being able to use the elimination method to select the results. At least the vast majority of people in front of the screen don't know the names of the word brands. Even if they know, they can't recite each word. What format does each word card correspond to?
As a student in the card-making department of the Second Military Academy, he knows more than those majoring in ancient literature.
It’s totally unreasonable!
The host was about to boast a few words and boast.
After revealing that trick, Qin Huai's popularity was about to skyrocket. At this critical moment, someone from the expert group opposite stood up and said, "Child's play! It's child's play! This is a lecture hall on Chinese studies, not a place for ignorant children to take advantage of! "
The person who stood up was the deputy dean of the School of Liberal Arts of the First Comprehensive University, whose surname was Zhu. He had looked at Qin Huai with a vicious look before he came on stage.
What he said actually makes sense. The Chinese Studies Lecture Hall is indeed not a place to fool people with the elimination method, but... the guests in this issue are from military schools and are not professionals in the first place. They also responded to the host and asked about the method of selecting answers. Explain that there is nothing wrong with this behavior. You cannot use the level of experts to judge mecha warriors and deputies. This would seem to embarrass the juniors.
Several experts frowned. This action only lasted for a short time, and then the old god was there again.
Although it is an expert group of eight people, it is Lao Zhu who lowers his style to embarrass non-professionals. They only need to maintain the image of immortality, show their professional standards at critical moments, and say a few words to smooth things over. .
Compete for this part and don't participate.
If there was only one Qin Huai that could be considered, who would dare to say that he could afford to offend who was facing him?
There are Gu Tianxiao and Chu Yuyu who are behind the scenes of the military department.
Xu Fangkai, who has government backing.
Fanchu comes from a literary and artistic family.
Isn't it easy to get rid of you?
Dean Zhu also believed the slander. He didn’t watch the U20 live broadcast or the video replay. He just heard that this guy was so arrogant and completely shameless that he pushed his old friend Master Qiao into a desperate situation and was about to die. .
He watched the card-making competition and it was really too much.
Lao Qiao was able to make a gold card through hard work.
Being slapped in the face by him, I lost all my dignity. Let alone being in the alliance, I didn't even have the courage to face the students. It was so embarrassing. He incited the Wei family to do something like that again, causing Lao Qiao's already precarious reputation to drop a few more steps. Now it has hit the bottom and cannot get up.
Originally, as an old friend, he just helped to say a few words, but could not do anything practical. One was engaged in military affairs and the other was engaged in culture, which were not in the same field at all... Who would have thought that this kid would actually come to the door by himself.
If he doesn't repair such a good opportunity, can he hold it back until the next life?
With this kind of attention, Dean Zhu spoke.
The atmosphere at the scene was instantly ignited. Except for Qin Huai himself, the other four members of the Kashen team all changed their faces.
"Who do you think is begging to be on this show? This professor, you should ask why the Chinese Studies Lecture Hall lowered its tone and sent us an invitation letter?"
"Brother Qin is a professional card maker. He has defeated Master Qiao Ruiwenqiao. It is not easy to eliminate so many interference items one by one. He pretends to be so high-minded. If you have the ability, come and explain!"
"It's not that the first of the five questions has no answer. You're so good, why don't you fill it in!"
"The Chinese Studies Lecture Hall is great. If we don't welcome grassroots players, we'll leave."
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Damn it, stop it.
The host almost cried.
Are you the only one who is a grassroots player?
Are you going to let people live?
The program team didn't dare to let the Kashen team leave, not to mention the live broadcast now, how many viewers were watching, even if it was just a recording of the program, they just dismissed people, how would they explain to the leaders later? Properly wear small shoes.
This, what should I do?
Although the expert team is just here to cause trouble, don't be so cruel and use your big moves when you get started. How can you save the plot at this point?
If I had known better, I wouldn't have invited the person named Zhu over!
The entire TV station thought so at this moment.
It was Qin Huai who gave him face. Seeing that the audience was already making a fuss and the stage was very embarrassed, he spoke: "There are only two sentences. It is naturally difficult to say one, two, three, four. It is a blessing to be able to choose the right answer. How about we change it?" How to play, let the U20 organizing committee cooperate and publish the entire poem, and we will explain it to the audience friends to see who says it more appropriately and makes sense."
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